
I just received an email from Cookie. She said he died Friday night from a rectal hemorrhage. Apparently he perforated his colon with a comically large black dildo and bled out. RIP.
Schmoop's dad added -- "Brgoaepo ffffrl3au." I think his eyes still need some work.
alas poor Schmoopy, i knew him
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"not when he looked so fierce"
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