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    chunky britches
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    my stomach is making these sinsiter gurgling noises

    after not eating all day, i just downed a small chef salad. sounds like the exorcist has inhabited my gut.
    what shall i prepare myself for?
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    I didn't date a slow cowboy. I fucked his uncle.

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    splats

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    mine is always making noise
    "not when he looked so fierce"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mur View Post
    splats
    i'll go check the tp supply brb
    Quote Originally Posted by Nikkerz View Post
    I didn't date a slow cowboy. I fucked his uncle.

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    She said you're like a disease without any cure...
    She said I'm so obsessed that I'm becoming a bore, oh no...
    Ah, you think you're so pretty...

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    What's in a chef salad? Egg?


    If there's egg you'll probably start blowing ass and stinking up the joint.

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    Quote Originally Posted by geo View Post
    after not eating all day, i just downed a small chef salad. sounds like the exorcist has inhabited my gut.
    what shall i prepare myself for?
    farting while poop sprays out a your butt.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stevie View Post
    you just don't turn it off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by geo View Post
    i'll go check the tp supply brb
    THat's a good idea.
    Friendship isn't about whom you have known the longest... It's about who came and never left your side.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LonghornJ View Post
    What's in a chef salad? Egg?


    If there's egg you'll probably start blowing ass and stinking up the joint.
    egg, ham, turkey and cheese


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    Quote Originally Posted by LonghornJ View Post
    What's in a chef salad? Egg?


    If there's egg you'll probably start blowing ass and stinking up the joint.
    no egg that would most likely be a catastrophe of epic proportions
    Quote Originally Posted by Nikkerz View Post
    I didn't date a slow cowboy. I fucked his uncle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wicked smaaaht View Post
    egg, ham, turkey and cheese

    oh jeez

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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    farting while poop sprays out a your butt.
    omg public restrooms
    Quote Originally Posted by Nikkerz View Post
    I didn't date a slow cowboy. I fucked his uncle.

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    Probably not the night for grandma's box of porn

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    Quote Originally Posted by geo View Post
    i'll go check the tp supply brb
    you might need a towel
    "not when he looked so fierce"

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    the dog just looked at me funny
    Quote Originally Posted by Nikkerz View Post
    I didn't date a slow cowboy. I fucked his uncle.

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    did she really charge you $4 for that btw?

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