1. He is fat
2. He is hairy
3. He doesn't listen
4. He drops shit on the floor
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Thread: Hal would make a crappy pet
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11-03-2012, 07:37 AM #12012 rookie of the year
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Hal would make a crappy pet
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11-03-2012, 07:38 AM #2abydes
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Smells bad too.
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11-03-2012, 07:52 AM #3VIP
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Hal = Garfield
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11-03-2012, 08:22 AM #42012 rookie of the year
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he does love lasagna Originally Posted by Shivettez
TEAM HAL CFO/ SECOND IN COMMAND Originally Posted by BearScat
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11-03-2012, 08:38 AM #52012 rookie of the year
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you know Hal does this when his ass itches
Dog- Butt drag Golden.JPGTEAM HAL CFO/ SECOND IN COMMAND Originally Posted by BearScat
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11-03-2012, 08:55 AM #6DS Supporter
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Pros:
He eats food off the floor.
He woin't run away, barely leaves the house.
Won't be knoking up other pets, still a virgin.
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11-03-2012, 09:09 AM #7DS Supporter
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HAL loves peanut butter.
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11-03-2012, 09:22 AM #8DS Supporter
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That's in the Pro column too right? Originally Posted by Babs
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11-03-2012, 09:34 AM #9DS Supporter
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Of course.
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11-03-2012, 10:00 AM #10Slippy's Humble Love Pump
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Does he need shots?
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11-03-2012, 11:15 AM #11Outlaw
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wha
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11-03-2012, 11:19 AM #12nowhere poster
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peanut butter is delicious
"not when he looked so fierce"
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11-03-2012, 11:48 AM #132012 rookie of the year
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Of course he needs them Originally Posted by RH Goatcabin
He also has wormsTEAM HAL CFO/ SECOND IN COMMAND Originally Posted by BearScat
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11-03-2012, 11:50 AM #14Outlaw
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meow
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11-03-2012, 11:51 AM #152012 rookie of the year
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Hal farts a lot
TEAM HAL CFO/ SECOND IN COMMAND Originally Posted by BearScat
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11-03-2012, 11:51 AM #16Sultan of Sweat
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jesus chrost
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11-03-2012, 11:52 AM #17Outlaw
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meow!
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11-03-2012, 11:53 AM #182012 rookie of the year
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Hal takes dumps the size of a football
TEAM HAL CFO/ SECOND IN COMMAND Originally Posted by BearScat
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11-03-2012, 11:53 AM #192012 rookie of the year
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I doubt Hal is potty trained
TEAM HAL CFO/ SECOND IN COMMAND Originally Posted by BearScat
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11-03-2012, 11:56 AM #20Outlaw
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I think Hal would make an awesome pet. All he needs is some floor food and a computer with access to camwhoers and he would be happy. Most other pets are much more demanding.
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