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    Hal would make a crappy pet

    1. He is fat
    2. He is hairy
    3. He doesn't listen
    4. He drops shit on the floor
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    Smells bad too.

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    Hal = Garfield

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shivettez View Post
    Hal = Garfield
    he does love lasagna
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    you know Hal does this when his ass itches

    Dog- Butt drag Golden.JPG
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    Pros:
    He eats food off the floor.
    He woin't run away, barely leaves the house.
    Won't be knoking up other pets, still a virgin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HaroldJackson View Post
    Pros:
    He eats food off the floor.
    He woin't run away, barely leaves the house.
    Won't be knoking up other pets, still a virgin.
    strong case
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    Quote Originally Posted by HaroldJackson View Post
    Pros:
    He eats food off the floor.
    He woin't run away, barely leaves the house.
    Won't be knoking up other pets, still a virgin.
    Omfg, are you a slow adult?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HaroldJackson View Post
    Pros:
    He eats food off the floor.
    He woin't run away, barely leaves the house.
    Won't be knoking up other pets, still a virgin.
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    strong case
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    Omfg, are you a slow adult?
    Such a dichotomy of opinions here.
    Please educate me as to why I haven't layed a solid foundation for a cogent counter-agrument that HAL would make a wondrful pet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HaroldJackson View Post
    Such a dichotomy of opinions here.
    Please educate me as to why I haven't layed a solid foundation for a cogent counter-agrument that HAL would make a wondrful pet.
    I am referring to your spelling/ grammar. I highly doubt you even understand what you just typed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wicked smaaaht View Post
    I am referring to your spelling/ grammar. I highly doubt you even understand what you just typed.
    I see 2 spelling mistakes.
    (Sometimes on a phone's tiny keyboard, extra keys may get hit. People generally accept this and overlook the minutae for the sum of the entire post.)

    Yes, I just coppied and pasted my last post from an identical post I saw on another forum that had a similar thread wherein one member suggested another would make a bad pet.

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    HAL loves peanut butter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Babs View Post
    HAL loves peanut butter.
    That's in the Pro column too right?

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    Of course.

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    Does he need shots?
    Stop Hitting Alert Gary!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RH Goatcabin View Post
    Does he need shots?
    Of course he needs them

    He also has worms
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    wha
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    peanut butter is delicious
    "not when he looked so fierce"

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    Hal farts a lot
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