Creepy Lisa G actually uses Beth's Animoe calendar

**Vashier** · 11-03-2012, 10:29 AM

Originally Posted by CCMaguire

I'm embarrassed for her.

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Oh man is this a wicked passive aggressive swipe from the jewess to the princess? It's the end of the year and there is no 2013 calendar. it seems that Lisa is pointing out that Beth's time is running out. Her age and career are ticking by with no new possibilities in sight. Lisa has been brainwashed into believing that she has tits for the first time in her 58 years on the planet. She's so pumped up on bullshit she knows that Howard will dump Beth when her looks and fake tits are no longer desirable and her natural beauties will be willing and awaiting his passionate touch.

**CCMaguire** · 11-03-2012, 11:07 AM

Originally Posted by Vashier

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Oh man is this a wicked passive aggressive swipe from the jewess to the princess? It's the end of the year and there is no 2013 calendar. it seems that Lisa is pointing out that Beth's time is running out.

If it was indeed a passive aggressive "Where's the 2013 calendar?" dig at Beth my whole opinion of her would change. Not sure she has it in her though, but I love the thought of it.

**Spazzmatazz** · 11-03-2012, 01:58 PM

**CAPTAIN KIRK** · 11-03-2012, 02:20 PM

Originally Posted by Spazzmatazz

**WholeAssholeOut** · 11-03-2012, 02:26 PM

Originally Posted by Dainty Jainty

LisaG30D is her Twitter name?

HOLYYYY shit!

Meanwhile, you know how small her boobs must be to be a size 30??? 30???? That's not a coffee cup, it's a thimble!

What people don't realize is her being a 30D basically means this: Her boobs project out disproportionately small in size in relation to the circumference of her chest wall. A 30-sized cup size is very, very small.

30D:

This is Lisa on the left:

Try to understand this... a 30 is on the very small side:

Great article explaining all this:

http://blog.butterflycollection.ca/2...r-as-band.html

but on her tiny frame they are proportionally large i suppose. they would be the size of mine but on a way skinnier person if i'm understanding the chart and extrapolating correctly.

**Artie Laugh** · 11-03-2012, 03:17 PM

Originally Posted by Spazzmatazz

I don't care who you are thats funny right thurr.

**Herc** · 11-03-2012, 04:25 PM

Reminds me of the movie "The Hand That Rocks The Cradle" . . .

**DearLawd** · 11-03-2012, 05:47 PM

Originally Posted by HooHoo

A criminal psychologist might look at that calendar, hung up by a woman obsessed with the husband of the woman in the photo, and think red flag: T-minus how long till she snaps and she's twisting a knife into poor Beth after the dawning horror that she'll never be more than she is.

If its been hanging there for a while rather than just quickly for the photo-op then this goes beyond coat tail riding and trying to crowbar herself into the Howard & Beth celebrisphere under the belief she'll elevate herself by hanging out backstage at Howard's media events. When Jason told her the reason she was being ignored by celebrities at red carpets was because "nobody wants to talk to the weird old lady standing by herself" and it was enough for her to go to HR with you know that shit cut deep - its damn important to her.

Lisa is the very definition of sycophant: a fawning parasite. And if you ask me, and all kidding aside, she's dangerous.

I thought it was REALLY creepy the way she begged to go to the wedding. Pride? Self esteem? It was simply pitiful.

When Howard gave in and said she could come to his house prior to the event so that she could watch Beth get ready....AND SHE WENT???? I thought that was really disturbing.

**Vashier** · 11-03-2012, 05:53 PM

Originally Posted by Spazzmatazz

Dead on my man!

**HooHoo** · 11-03-2012, 06:00 PM

Tits hardly matter when they're like socks with sand in em, and given her age well the milk is sour and the eggs are rotten so none of it matters, she's woody allen with a gash and a pony tail at best on the f_ckability index. Best she'll be able to do now is a guy in his 60's or 70's. And I will never understand why they kept her instead of Penny Krohn - who was batshit crazy train sure but a team player and brought the comedy with every breakdown.

**Herc** · 11-03-2012, 06:02 PM

There's not enough milk in Lisa's tits for a cup of coffee for Christ's Sake (Even if she was actually 20) . . .

**HooHoo** · 11-03-2012, 06:23 PM

**CAPTAIN KIRK** · 11-03-2012, 06:45 PM

Originally Posted by HooHoo

Tits hardly matter when they're like socks with sand in em, and given her age well the milk is sour and the eggs are rotten so none of it matters, she's woody allen with a gash and a pony tail at best on the f_ckability index. Best she'll be able to do now is a guy in his 60's or 70's. And I will never understand why they kept her instead of Penny Krohn - who was batshit crazy train sure but a team player and brought the comedy with every breakdown.

Thats both sad & disturbing at the same time..