View Poll Results: Does your significant other know that you masturbate?

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    Does your significant other know that you masturbate? (awwwk-ward) (or not...)



    How do you hide it...........or do you?


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    Nah I look right at her and talk to her while I do it. You know, "how was your day" and shit like that.

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    Yeah, and she has told me that she breaks out the vibro when she feels like it.

    It's all good

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    Is slick legging her while shes asleep considered masturbating? if so...yeah she knows

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    Quote Originally Posted by gridman View Post
    Is slick legging her while shes asleep considered masturbating? if so...yeah she knows
    What is "slick legging"?

    I'd love not be as informed about depraved sexual acts to retain a charming prudence(I know what "Blossoms are, a "Blumpkin", a "Dirty Sanchez" ), but I'm far beyond that at this point.
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    Cock

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    Quote Originally Posted by FranciscoTheMan View Post
    What is "slick legging"?

    I'd love not be as informed about depraved sexual acts to retain a charming prudence(I know what "Blossoms are, a "Blumpkin", a "Dirty Sanchez" ), but I'm far beyond that at this point.
    Its when youre really wanting a piece but shes tired..so when shes asleep and if rolled on her side ya stick it between her legs and I imagine you can figure the slick part out all on your own

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    She knows and doesn't mind.

    Of course if I spent 24/7 watching porn and jerking off all the time... that would be an issue.

    Considering all the time that Baltimore Mike spends looking at cam whores and BBC videos, his wife must be really angry.

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    She puts fresh bottles of lotion in the shower for me

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    I know, he knows and we are both good with it. In fact we sometimes have little MM sessions...very hot! We also cam when either of us is traveling for business. Gotta keep it fresh after 18 years
    Love the life you live
    Live the life you love ~ Bob Marley

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reggae Mistress View Post
    I know, he knows and we are both good with it. In fact we sometimes have little MM sessions...very hot! We also cam when either of us is traveling for business. Gotta keep it fresh after 18 years
    MM is very erotic to me.
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    Cock

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    I aint hidin shit. I'll rape a sock at the fucking dinner table if need be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eliasbboy View Post
    I aint hidin shit. I'll rape a sock at the fucking dinner table if need be.
    No you won't
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    Quote Originally Posted by eliasbboy View Post
    I aint hidin shit. I'll rape a sock at the fucking dinner table if need be.
    Quote Originally Posted by Reggae Mistress View Post
    No you won't
    Granted, my in-laws looked at me kinda differently after that Thanksgiving but I have needs dammit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eliasbboy View Post
    I aint hidin shit. I'll rape a sock at the fucking dinner table if need be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Satori Brah View Post


    How do you hide it...........or do you?
    What say you?
    Love the life you live
    Live the life you love ~ Bob Marley

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reggae Mistress View Post
    What say you?
    naah....we like to keep some things private but we both know we do it


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    I have jerked off 4 times in the past 24 hours
    Team HAL

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    Quote Originally Posted by HAL View Post
    I have jerked off 4 times in the past 24 hours
    Does Ralph know?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neesie View Post
    Does Ralph know?
    Im making you some siding
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    For those who dont understand what MM is its mutual masturbation

    I do that in a mirror

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