********THE ASK ODERUS ANYTHING THREAD********* (srs)(smd)

[Cheri]

He's a bit of a load, but he is a Type O Negative guy. I gotta give some respect for that. However tiny amount that may be...

What can I say? I love massive loads.

Ok that just made my sig along with Chriza's gay moments.

[Oderus]

What can I say? I love massive loads.

[Oderus]

Ok that just made my sig along with Chriza's gay moments.

I knew it, even as I was typing it.

[Cheri]

What can I say? I love massive loads.

[Oderus]

It's a multi-quote extravaganza...

Fee fi fo fum

That's cool. I didn't know if that was just online banter or not. Oderus is almost unique here in that almost everyone likes him. Even vanilla posters like me rack up online enemies, but I'll bet you couldn't find 5 people on this site with anything bad to say about him.


Except me. Oderus is a pissant.

Oderus is a faggot.

Next thing you know, you'll have a gay quote of mine in your sig

He's truly an extraordinary person. He's even more loveable IRL. He makes you laugh until you can't even walk. He's a talented writer and musician. Great friend, perfect family man. You guys give him much deserved joy and entertainment. With that said, he's a total gay wise ass and he needs a pounding.

who the hell are you?

Mister seven is fat fuck Lucy.

no. But I think I'm going to have lunch with Lucy IRL.

Good afternoon, Oderus, I wrote some names on the chalkboard....

what's this now?

You're a cold, heartless load.

[Chriza]

My friend just said on Facebook that her upstairs neighbor's wifi name is The Rapist Upstairs

[MisterSeven]

Oderus, why is it that Ted Danson keeps getting hotter and sexier? How does he do that?

[Cheri]

Oderus is going to have lunch with Lucy

[Oderus]

Oderus is going to have lunch with Lucy

He said he might be in the region sometime. What the hell, I'd love to see what he's like IRL. How could you pass that up?

[Estocada]

He said he might be in the region sometime. What the hell, I'd love to see what he's like IRL. How could you pass that up?

It would all be fine until he tried to tell me what the 4th verse to Dylan's Blowing in the Wind song REALLY meant. Then I'd embed a Lionel toy locomotive in his cerebellum.

[MisterSeven]

He said he might be in the region sometime. What the hell, I'd love to see what he's like IRL. How could you pass that up?

What are we lying about now? I'm getting confused.

[Oderus]

Oderus, why is it that Ted Danson keeps getting hotter and sexier? How does he do that?

I'm sure I have no idea.

[Oderus]

It would all be fine until he tried to tell me what the 4th verse to Dylan's Blowing in the Wind song REALLY meant. Then I'd embed a Lionel toy locomotive in his cerebellum.

I already warned him I'll be carrying additional firepower and possibly a ladder.

[MisterSeven]

I'm sure I have no idea.

let's fight.

[Oderus]

let's fight.

[Babs]

Oderus, why is it that Ted Danson keeps getting hotter and sexier? How does he do that?

He never appealed to me. Too "all american boy" or something.

[Oderus]

Where's Kellie? I'm going to teach her a song.

[Babs]

KANYE!

[MisterSeven]

He never appealed to me. Too "all american boy" or something.

Mother of God. I rarely get aroused due to all the anti-depressants, benzodiazepenes, liver pills, and cough syrup I'm on. And the fact the one of my thigh rolls cuts into the nerve that makes me get lady-boners, but this does something to me:

[MisterSeven]

with words. please?