********THE ASK ODERUS ANYTHING THREAD********* (srs)(smd)

[Oderus]

im about to start taking lessons
i want to learn acoustic so i can play old faggy 70s songs

that's me but I want to play faggy Michale Graves tunes. I'm learning them quickly.

Get on msn, will you?

Yes.

[kelliejean]

What's on msn?

[kelliejean]

Oderus, I posted a clear pic of my guitar (that I can't play). And you didn't even comment

[Oderus]

What's on msn?

Me, at the moment.

Oderus, I posted a clear pic of my guitar (that I can't play). And you didn't even comment

I didn't see it. Where was it?

[kelliejean]

Like two pages back, where I posted my cross stitching

[kelliejean]

Post 15878, the original s on top. Didn't mean to post that. The new one s at the bottom

[Oderus]

Like two pages back, where I posted my cross stitching

Ok. I'm going back to look....

[Oderus]

im sure no one cares so i will just post two. the first one got a little dirty in the basement and the second hasnt been framed properly. i start things and done finish



and this is a clearer pic of my guitar. so oderus wont tease me about quality

That's f'n sweet, Kellie. I'm going to teach you a song.

[kelliejean]

Thanks. It's a pretty guitar but I still can't pay worth a shit! My dad tried to teach me but he basically said WTF s wrong with you! Don't be stupid you moron

[Oderus]

Thanks. It's a pretty guitar but I still can't pay worth a shit! My dad tried to teach me but he basically said WTF s wrong with you! Don't be stupid you moron

for serious, I'm going to teach you via the internet the first song I learned. It's very simple. Three chords. Power chords. You can learn it in five minutes. You game?

[kelliejean]

Sure! I'm pretty terrible though. I have a cheap acoustic I coukd try on

[MisterSeven]

Goodnight, I love you guys!

[Oderus]

Ok. This is the song. It may not be your cup of tea, but it's a great song to learn on. Listen to it a few times and tomorrow, I'll tell you how to play it.
(Mister Seven hates this song and likely hates America)

[Oderus]

Goodnight, I love you guys!

[Estocada]

Oderus. Did you watch the Following last night? Dude got set on fire by a guy wearing an Edgar Allan Poe mask. You would have liked it.

[hofo]

Morning, Oderus.

How long can a snail sleep?

Which kills more people annually; donkeys or plane crashes?

[Cheri]

Hello hofo, do I know you?

[Estocada]

I'm going with donkeys. They always seemed marginally evil to me.

[Estocada]

Morning Cherbert, what are today's orders?

[Cheri]

Morning Cherbert, what are today's orders?

I took a quick glance into that thread. Facepalms all around on that