********THE ASK ODERUS ANYTHING THREAD********* (srs)(smd)

**Chriza** · 01-28-2013, 11:40 AM

I hope I'm able to eat my lunch

**Oderus** · 01-28-2013, 11:40 AM

Originally Posted by MisterSeven

I'm glad we didn't bone, Oderus. We wouldn't be able to hang out nowadays if we had. Now how about that new David Bowie single?

david bowie has game.

I do not as this post confirms.

**Oderus** · 01-28-2013, 11:40 AM

Originally Posted by Chriza

I hope I'm able to eat my lunch

did you order stuffed 'penos the other night?

**MisterSeven** · 01-28-2013, 11:40 AM

Originally Posted by Ralph

Da fuck you doin' in men's bathrooms enough to know that anyway.

My husband told me. And other male friends of mine have verified it. You've witnessed this behaviour, no?

**Oderus** · 01-28-2013, 11:41 AM

I've never seen someone at the urinal with their pants around their ankles.

**Cheri** · 01-28-2013, 11:41 AM

Originally Posted by Oderus

david bowie has game.

I do not as this post confirms.

**MisterSeven** · 01-28-2013, 11:42 AM

...and no one ever will talk about it...

Mysterious.

**MisterSeven** · 01-28-2013, 11:43 AM

Originally Posted by Oderus

I've never seen someone at the urinal with their pants around their ankles.

Well, you need to go to Denny's more often.

**Chriza** · 01-28-2013, 11:44 AM

Originally Posted by Oderus

did you order stuffed 'penos the other night?

No but if I told you my order your brain would explode

**Oderus** · 01-28-2013, 11:44 AM

Originally Posted by Chriza

No but if I told you my order your brain would explode

do it, man.

**Chriza** · 01-28-2013, 11:45 AM

Ethical question:

My sister texted me and asked to borrow 40 bucks til Friday. Having trouble paying the bills this month.

Should I give her extra? She kept telling me 40 was enough but I wanna give her 60 just so she has a bit more cushion. But not if its gonna stress her out having to pay me back more.

**Cheri** · 01-28-2013, 11:48 AM

Originally Posted by Oderus

did you order stuffed 'penos the other night?

He ordered the penis

**Cheri** · 01-28-2013, 11:49 AM

Originally Posted by Chriza

Ethical question:

My sister texted me and asked to borrow 40 bucks til Friday. Having trouble paying the bills this month.

Should I give her extra? She kept telling me 40 was enough but I wanna give her 60 just so she has a bit more cushion. But not if its gonna stress her out having to pay me back more.

Chiva's sister texted and asked to borrow $64,000. No joke.

Give her $60.00

**Ralph** · 01-28-2013, 11:51 AM

Originally Posted by MisterSeven

My husband told me. And other male friends of mine have verified it. You've witnessed this behaviour, no?

No. I am too busy trying to melt all the ice

**MisterSeven** · 01-28-2013, 11:51 AM

I think that if she rarely asks you for financial help you should give her $60 and not have her pay you back unless it causes her anxiety. Otherwise, lend her $40 and have her sign a contract.

**Oderus** · 01-28-2013, 11:51 AM

give her $60. It might keep you from raiding jack in the box again

**MisterSeven** · 01-28-2013, 11:52 AM

Originally Posted by Ralph

No. I am too busy trying to melt all the ice

Are you metaphorically speaking? Do you have a frigid lover? Or are you defrosting the deep freeze?

**Oderus** · 01-28-2013, 11:53 AM

Ralph got a DUI on a tractor.

**Chriza** · 01-28-2013, 11:55 AM

Originally Posted by MisterSeven

I think that if she rarely asks you for financial help you should give her $60 and not have her pay you back unless it causes her anxiety. Otherwise, lend her $40 and have her sign a contract.

She never has but that's because I never have any

She makes a fuckton more than I do

So God knows where this is coming from

I'm giving her 60 and telling her to pay me back whenever she wants