********THE ASK ODERUS ANYTHING THREAD********* (srs)(smd)

**Oderus** · 01-27-2013, 09:02 PM

Originally Posted by kelliejean

I thought he was incarcerated

He came back online Friday. He's yet to share the sordid affair.

**The Shiv** · 01-27-2013, 09:04 PM

Originally Posted by Oderus

I think Fucko had an account here. I imagine he'll be back.

We'll see

**DrSublux** · 01-27-2013, 09:41 PM

isnt fucko a frail man with feminine features?

**MisterSeven** · 01-27-2013, 09:44 PM

Tell me about this Super Mario. He seems like my kind of people.

**Oderus** · 01-27-2013, 11:29 PM

Originally Posted by MisterSeven

Tell me about this Super Mario. He seems like my kind of people.

He seems like a good sort of dude. He and I were going to be BFF's but I was late starting a thread and he's decided I'm not his type of people.

**Scott** · 01-27-2013, 11:52 PM

Originally Posted by kelliejean

I keep hearing about fucko, I need to join sb. I want o be in the in crowd and relive my high school years

It's hardly the in crowd.

**Estocada** · 01-28-2013, 04:06 AM

Originally Posted by kelliejean

I keep hearing about fucko, I need to join sb. I want o be in the in crowd and relive my high school years

He loves woman with prominent collarbones, so hopefully you have that going on. Of course, considering his recent experiences, those tastes may have changed.

**The Shiv** · 01-28-2013, 04:21 AM

Originally Posted by Oderus

He seems like a good sort of dude. He and I were going to be BFF's but I was late starting a thread and he's decided I'm not his type of people.

You guys would be the best reality show ever

**Estocada** · 01-28-2013, 05:19 AM

Originally Posted by Shivettez

You guys would be the best reality show ever

I like this premise better:

"At Home with Shiv". Follow the hilarious misadventures of Tubbo, a berry chinned faggot with a webcam and no disposable income and Stubbles, the not so freshly shaved Guatemalian 'maid' who shows up whenever Mrs. Shiv is out of town. Watch as Stubbles loses consciousness every week after she has a sip of 'Meeester Shiv's' special cocktail!

**Chiva** · 01-28-2013, 06:06 AM

The maid that Shiv raped was Guatemalian?

**Cheri** · 01-28-2013, 06:18 AM

Shiv ruined this thread with his crying.

**Chiva** · 01-28-2013, 06:21 AM

I raped a retarded schoolgirl this morning.

**Cheri** · 01-28-2013, 06:32 AM

Originally Posted by Chiva

I raped a retarded schoolgirl this morning.

**Chiva** · 01-28-2013, 06:37 AM

Originally Posted by Cheri

You crack me up

**Estocada** · 01-28-2013, 06:39 AM

Originally Posted by Chiva

The maid that Shiv raped was Guatemalian?

Hard to tell, she wasn't talking much.

**Cheri** · 01-28-2013, 06:41 AM

Dummy posted actual pictures of him raping a clearly passed out woman. With a hairbrush

**DrSublux** · 01-28-2013, 06:43 AM

Originally Posted by Cheri

Dummy posted actual pictures of him raping a clearly passed out woman. With a hairbrush

and he calls me creepy

**Chiva** · 01-28-2013, 06:44 AM

Originally Posted by Estocada

Hard to tell, she wasn't talking much.

Ayuda! Hombre gordo con poco gallo y desenredar atacando a mí!

**Cheri** · 01-28-2013, 06:45 AM

Originally Posted by DrSublux

and he calls me creepy

Well, you are but no where NEAR Shiv rape creepy.

**Estocada** · 01-28-2013, 07:16 AM

Let's not forget the little handwritten signs he put on her to 'prove' it was for real and rapey. I'm trying to remember some of them...I know there was several 'Ha, ha...look at what I did' signed The Shiv type handwritten notes. Hard to believe nobody has those pictures.