AnimalGod's Recipes For Success

[Gunslinger]

Is cock fattening?

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[nfbuckeye]

Gotta drain your pasta better, Danald.

[Keyless Chuck]

Garlic bread is store bought shit, you fucking suck at cooking bro. Fuck, why doesn't your next meal just be Hot pockets. You have no skills, just because you have tits like a woman does not mean you can cook like one.*

[Gunslinger]

Garlic bread is store bought shit, you fucking suck at cooking bro. Fuck, why doesn't your next meal just be Hot pockets. You have no skills, just because you have tits like a woman does not mean you can cook like one.*

Garlic Bread is the easiest thing in the world to make and even if you suck at making it, the store bought shit can't come close.

[Cheri]

Look at all that shit puddled at the bottom of the plate

[Ralph]

Thanks AG. What did u drink with that?

I suggest brown 2 chopped onions half bulb chopped garlic in 1/2 cup olive oil then add 3 lg cans of crushed tomatoes, 2 tbls italian seasoning and 1 cup red wine instead of that jarred gravy. Way less sodium and it tastes fresher.

[Johnny Chimpo]

Sometimes I wish I could be as careless and worry free like lunchbox over here. I could never eat the way he does and not feel guilt

[Billy]

When will you fucking learn how to brown mushrooms and onions before adding the other ingredients? Every home cook worth their salt knows this basic fact.

He is retarded

[Billy]

I'm pretty sure that cheese came out a green container, too.

Dan, if you are going to use someone for their EBT card so they can buy drugs, at least get some nice cheese.

[Gunslinger]

Look at all that shit puddled at the bottom of the plate

Is that just from not draining the pasta?

[Billy]

Is that just from not draining the pasta?

Most likely. He can't even do that right.

[Gadmus126]

This is not cheese

[Gadmus126]

This is

[AnimalGod]

The meat was browned with just onions the veggies were added afterwards. The water is just because I didn't drain my noodles well. I have posted spaghetti a dozen times first time ever I didn't drain my noodles well. I was in a hurry had a run to do so I was trying to eat fast and snap pics.

[Uncle Fester]

garlic bread does not look toasted

[AnimalGod]

garlic bread does not look toasted

If you look close you will see the cheese is lightly brown and the edges of the the bread are also browned. The bottom of the bread was also nicely toasted.

[KOC]

With one decent cookbook, you could learn all these basics that your white trash family was never able to teach you.

[AnimalGod]

With one decent cookbook, you could learn all these basics that your white trash family was never able to teach you.

Bro I would cook circles around you.

[KOC]

Uh huh.

Boil another stake and put Hungarian paprika on it.

[AnimalGod]

Uh huh.

Boil another stake and put Hungarian paprika on it.

Typical retarded Koc post. I have posted pics of a few dozen steaks all perfect and you dwell on the one pic of a steak I cooked on top of the stove (a rarity in its self) and had just dumped a can of mushrooms and the juice was rapidly boiling off. It's ok KoC you got to stick with what little ammo you have bro. I have never seen pics of anything you have cooked. Most likely because your mom handles all the cooking at her/your house.