AnimalGod's Recipes For Success

**AnimalGod** · 09-23-2012, 03:15 PM

Hello Salooners many of you may remember me as SFN's greatest and most honest poster. Some of you may remember me as the poster of the decade and the defacto leader of SFN. Others may remember me as the leader of the subversive group The Zoo Crew or as the Internets greatest troll. While still others may remember me as the undisputed King of SFN. Some of you (if you live under a rock that doesn't have internet access) may have never heard of me. I'm here to bring humor and super interestingness to these boards. I look forward to being a friend a mentor and inspiration to each and everyone of you. This thread will bring you glimpses into my life and inner thoughts as well as feed your need to view pics of delicious food. Today I made a pot of very spicy chicken and rice soup.

I started out with some delicious chicken breasts parboiled before being chopped up.

**Shine** · 09-23-2012, 03:16 PM

Self cleaning stove?

**blairg** · 09-23-2012, 03:17 PM

**Ridic Too** · 09-23-2012, 03:17 PM

You are the fucking champ!

Zoo Crew 4 Life!!!!!

**blairg** · 09-23-2012, 03:17 PM

Originally Posted by Shine

no cleaning stove?

fixed

**BaddFunn** · 09-23-2012, 03:17 PM

**Avery** · 09-23-2012, 03:17 PM

I've never seen chicken that looks like that.

**nazdrowie** · 09-23-2012, 03:18 PM

sup

**Air Florida** · 09-23-2012, 03:18 PM

I remember you for your edgy and hilarious comics

**AnimalGod** · 09-23-2012, 03:19 PM

Originally Posted by Shine

Self cleaning stove?

All the food is being chopped on clean cutting boards the condition of the stove is moot.

Here are some fresh garlic cloves onions and green peppers ready for chopping.

**blairg** · 09-23-2012, 03:19 PM

Originally Posted by Avery

I've never seen chicken that looks like that.

I thought it was battered, who the fuck parboils chicken?

**Capn Crud** · 09-23-2012, 03:19 PM

Squirtz

**wicked smaaaht** · 09-23-2012, 03:20 PM

THAT'S FUCKING CHICKEN???

You're gross

**Dave** · 09-23-2012, 03:20 PM

Originally Posted by Shine

Self cleaning stove?

apparently not lol

**FatKidSullivan** · 09-23-2012, 03:21 PM

Oh boy!

**Shine** · 09-23-2012, 03:21 PM

Originally Posted by AnimalGod

All the food is being chopped on clean cutting boards the condition of the stove is moot.

Here are some fresh garlic cloves onions and green peppers ready for chopping.

^ is that jizz?

**AnimalGod** · 09-23-2012, 03:21 PM

Originally Posted by Air Florida

I remember you for your edgy and hilarious comics

Yes I didn't want to sound overly conceited so I left out my extremely popular multi-published comic, successful business and my reality TV appearance.

**blairg** · 09-23-2012, 03:21 PM

Dan clean your fucking stove top bro, it's making me sick. It looks like someone blew a load on it and poured shredded cheese and cigarettes ashes over it.