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    Question AGT Winners, Where Are They?

    I just watched the last show, to be informed about the acts everyone talks about. At the end I started to wonder, where are all the past winners? I've heard of that mutant woman from England that sang her way to world stardom, and that other girl that dances with a dog that just also won on the Brit version. But who, what, and where have the American winners taken their new found fame. I really have not heard of one, but I have heard of a couple of the Idol winners that have had some success.


    Of the acts on there now, who looks like they have the best chance?



    Of all the women that have been on, I have to say, this girl is an angel. From what I understand she's still underage, so I'll refrain. But she will make someone real happy some day, she has such a sweet disposition.



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    Quote Originally Posted by HS Cult Leader View Post
    I just watched the last show, to be informed about the acts everyone talks about. At the end I started to wonder, where are all the past winners? I've heard of that mutant woman from England that sang her way to world stardom, and that other girl that dances with a dog that just also won on the Brit version. But who, what, and where have the American winners taken their new found fame. I really have not heard of one, but I have heard of a couple of the Idol winners that have had some success.


    Of the acts on there now, who looks like they have the best chance?



    Of all the women that have been on, I have to say, this girl is an angel. From what I understand she's still underage, so I'll refrain. But she will make someone real happy some day, she has such a sweet disposition.


    She's working hard on the Beff O. knee bend. Maybe she will host Mom Caves some day.

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    Season One Winner: Bianca Ryan (Singer)

    Released an album that tanked; got dropped by Columbia Recods and is now "in the studio" working on an album for some indie record lable called Tuned In Music and Media.

    Season Two Winner: Terry Fator (Ventriliquist)

    He continues to perform as a headliner at the Mirage in Las Vegas.

    Season Three Winner: Neal E. Boyd (Singer)

    Still singing occasionally, having just performed at this week's RNC Convention; running for Congressional seat in his home state of Missouri.

    Season Four Winner: Kevin Skinner (Singer)

    Released a CD in 2010 that was a flop; his official website is "temporarily offline".

    Season Five Winner: Michael Grimm (Singer)

    Released his debut CD in 2011 that sold 23,000 copies; released his second CD called Gumbo in June of 2012 but it didn't do much.

    Season Six Winner: Landau Eugene Murphy, Jr (Singer)

    Released his first CD in November 2011; it debuted at #34 on the Billboard charts selling 28,000 copies. He and his band currently tour the country performing at festivals and small venues.
    Oh My...Woof!

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    You watched AGT? What acts are everyone talking about? I don't hear anyone talking about any acts on that abortion of a show.

    We don't hear anything about past winners because contrary to the shows title, the acts have absolutely no talent.


    Quote Originally Posted by HS Cult Leader View Post
    I just watched the last show, to be informed about the acts everyone talks about. At the end I started to wonder, where are all the past winners? I've heard of that mutant woman from England that sang her way to world stardom, and that other girl that dances with a dog that just also won on the Brit version. But who, what, and where have the American winners taken their new found fame. I really have not heard of one, but I have heard of a couple of the Idol winners that have had some success.


    Of the acts on there now, who looks like they have the best chance?



    Of all the women that have been on, I have to say, this girl is an angel. From what I understand she's still underage, so I'll refrain. But she will make someone real happy some day, she has such a sweet disposition.



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    Quote Originally Posted by FSFN View Post
    You watched AGT? What acts are everyone talking about? I don't hear anyone talking about any acts on that abortion of a show.

    We don't hear anything about past winners because contrary to the shows title, the acts have absolutely no talent.

    I said the reason I watched the last several shows was to familiarize myself with the acts, I fast forward through all the guests, backgrounds, and all the speeches the judges make. I had skipped all the shows before the live shows after suffering through 20 minutes of the first show when it premiered.

    To clarify, I don't mean here when I say everyone is talking about, I hear it on the HS show and other places.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HS Cult Leader View Post
    I said the reason I watched the last several shows was to familiarize myself with the acts, I fast forward through all the guests, backgrounds, and all the speeches the judges make. I had skipped all the shows before the live shows after suffering through 20 minutes of the first show when it premiered.

    To clarify, I don't mean here when I say everyone is talking about, I hear it on the HS show and other places.
    You listen to the Howard Stern show & watch AGT? You need to get out more.

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    Terry Fator is a multi millionaire. He signed some crazy $100 million dollar contract with Mirage in Vegas.

    I think he is the only success. That Evanko chick everyone talks about didn't even win and I don't know anything about her but I think she's in second behind Fator.

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    I have never heard of one past AGT winner. Not one. One top of that I've never known ONE person who ever said to me in casual in conversation "Did you watch AGT last night? It was GREAT!". How many years has that shit show been on? I know a lot of people from all walks of life and find it odd that I've never once come across anyone who watches it (except here at Dawgs and they only do it to mock).

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    There is only one winner that matters on AGT. The inventor and savior of the show, Howard Allen Stern.
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    Still feeding the hungry-for-entertainment middle Americans


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    People who sing well go on idol.people who can dance go ob the dance show.
    Look, yea, no. It is what it is and that's you're opinion and that's fine. Answer the question, be honest...be honest. Be honest. Be honest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HS Cult Leader View Post
    . From what I understand she's still underage, so I'll refrain. But she will make someone real happy some day, she has such a sweet disposition.


    Nice disposition, nicer ass

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