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  1. 08-10-2012, 01:49 AM #1
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    I just got laid

    She was a girl who is into yoga.

    It was some amazing shit.
    My name was supposed to be French fries with mayo but I was drunk when I signed up.

    You can also just call me "Dick".
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  2. 08-10-2012, 02:04 AM #2
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  3. 08-10-2012, 02:07 AM #3
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    I don't give a fuck about your sarcasm.

    Because I just got laid.
    My name was supposed to be French fries with mayo but I was drunk when I signed up.

    You can also just call me "Dick".
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  4. 08-10-2012, 02:09 AM #4
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    I bet you got all excited that someone finally posted in your thread. You clicked on it to see what I typed and got a little sad when you saw a tumbleweed gif .
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  5. 08-10-2012, 02:15 AM #5
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    Whatever, faggit.
    My name was supposed to be French fries with mayo but I was drunk when I signed up.

    You can also just call me "Dick".
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  6. 08-10-2012, 05:19 AM #6
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    I'd like to hear more about the yoga sex. Freaky positions? I'm thinking twisty, bendy stuff like those kiddy drink straws.
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  7. 08-10-2012, 08:41 AM #7
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    instead of posting on an Internet b-board, you shoulda been next to her cuddling
    that way she gives you some more in the morning re: morning wood
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  8. 08-10-2012, 08:45 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by renchfrieswith View Post
    She was a girl who is into yoga.

    It was some amazing shit.
    Was it tantric sex or just sex with a flexible chick?
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  9. 08-10-2012, 08:54 AM #9
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    I got laid this morning too .... I was in the shower by myself ....
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  10. 08-10-2012, 08:55 AM #10
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    are we supposed to be amazed that you finally got laid?
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  11. 08-10-2012, 09:15 AM #11
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  12. 08-10-2012, 09:57 AM #12
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    I am happy for the OP.

    See---------------->
    "I heard you're.............really....................sick" - devoted wife Beth Ostrosky, to her husband, H. Allen Stern
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kanye West View Post
    are we supposed to be amazed that you finally got laid?
    I am
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.
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  14. 08-10-2012, 11:19 AM #14
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    wow..this must be quite the rare occasion!!!
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  15. 08-10-2012, 11:35 AM #15
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    Please celebrate your 1,000th post.
    Stop Hitting Alert Gary!
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  16. 08-10-2012, 11:40 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by renchfrieswith View Post
    I don't give a fuck about your sarcasm.

    Because I just got laid.
    I just saw a squirrel shit for the first time in my life.
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  17. 08-10-2012, 11:52 AM #17
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    American or Dutch hewer?
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  18. 08-10-2012, 12:15 PM #18
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    Yoga teaches you Hindu prayer poses.
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.
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  19. 08-10-2012, 01:27 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Estocada View Post
    I'd like to hear more about the yoga sex. Freaky positions? I'm thinking twisty, bendy stuff like those kiddy drink straws.
    Yeah, I'd like to hear some details myself... did she do the pretzel move???
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  20. 08-11-2012, 03:20 AM #20
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    She was super flexible and the way she moved was unlike any other girl I've been with. It was really, really good. Plus, she had an incredible figure.
    My name was supposed to be French fries with mayo but I was drunk when I signed up.

    You can also just call me "Dick".
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