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    Quote Originally Posted by jonpow View Post
    Hi my name is Night shift

    My car won't start
    i feel bad calling while its raining

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    Quote Originally Posted by jonpow View Post
    FAIL
    Fail x4

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    Quote Originally Posted by nightshift View Post
    i feel bad calling while its raining
    Grow balls. That's their job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by P-B View Post
    Grow balls. That's their job.
    im a nice person - what can i say

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    Quote Originally Posted by nightshift View Post
    im a nice person - what can i say
    Say "GET THE FUCK OVER HERE AND JUMP START MY FUCKING CAR!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by P-B View Post
    Say "GET THE FUCK OVER HERE AND JUMP START MY FUCKING CAR!"
    If you make her cry I'm going to have Neesie kick your fucking ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2kbill View Post
    If you make her cry I'm going to have Neesie kick your fucking ass.
    There you go: Poodle owner having a girl do his dirty work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2kbill View Post
    If you make her cry I'm going to have Neesie kick your fucking ass.
    Leave me out of this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by P-B View Post
    There you go: Poodle owner having a girl do his dirty work.
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    Leave me out of this.

    Haarumph.

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    Quote Originally Posted by P-B View Post
    Say "GET THE FUCK OVER HERE AND JUMP START MY FUCKING CAR!"
    i would hate that bitch (me) if i was that guy

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    Quote Originally Posted by nightshift View Post
    im a nice person - what can i say
    You buy em a six pack for crying out loud. As if the money you pay them isn't enough. Sweetheart you MAY be smoking a bit too much of that stuff
    In my heart I know I'm funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrWarmth View Post
    You buy em a six pack for crying out loud. As if the money you pay them isn't enough. Sweetheart you MAY be smoking a bit too much of that stuff
    You don't need to buy him squat. It's gonna take a grand total of maybe 30 seconds for the guy to jump start the car. So it rains a little on him. Big fucking deal...

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    Human spleen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrWarmth View Post
    You buy em a six pack for crying out loud. As if the money you pay them isn't enough. Sweetheart you MAY be smoking a bit too much of that stuff
    im not buying anyone a six pack

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    Quote Originally Posted by RH Goatcabin View Post
    Human spleen.
    Baked, grilled, or sauteed?

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    Quote Originally Posted by nightshift View Post
    im not buying anyone a six pack
    That's right. You have to go get the six pack first. But....OHHHH...the car won't start!

    In my heart I know I'm funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2kbill View Post
    Baked, grilled, or sauteed?
    Sauteed with some fava beans and a nice chianti

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrWarmth View Post
    That's right. You have to go get the six pack first. But....OHHHH...the car won't start!

    its all very complicated

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    And a nice Chianti.

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