Happy belated 40th Birthday, CUNT.
I'd take a big, wet, greasy dump on that horsefaced Pollack
I'd spray those fake pearly white teeth with my golden flow
Neither; I want to soak her in a rich, chunky stew of my Roman Shower
Happy belated 40th Birthday, CUNT.
Shut your fucking mouth, cocksucker!
Niether, But I would fuck the silly out of her

piss on her like a fan?
"On a shit-smelling subway, no less. ...I'm dedicated to my art.".....-Bye You
She's not worthy of either from me . . .
fuck wasn't an option.
if it was up to me i'd rather give my turn to a smelly homeless bum or a gigantic fat guy.
since i'm not a man and beth is a real cunt i'd also give my turn to the fat guy or the bum if the fuck option was there.
☃ "There are entire websites dedicated to how ugly my wife is."
Not doing anything until i can get a cast iron guarantee she was never a man
I don't give a crap about her so that one is out; Howard's already pissed on her, so don't want any of his sloppy seconds .... leaves just laugh at her
See, I'd make sure I went out and drank for about 8 hours the night before, and then hit a late night Taco Bell. So essentially, I'd be able to piss out of my ass. So, you know, two horses with one stone.
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