It could be bullshit on Artie's part, but during the 2nd Nice Coaches appearance, right before he goes into his rendition of "Please Don't Go", he goes on about how his girlfriend dumped him for "Donny", her "yoga instructor", who is "African-American".
Game, set, match.
well now we know who keeps her satisfied because Artie isnt getting that chick off with his big belly
Artie sounds like a horrible human being. Violent, abusive and maniuplative. He's got all the answers so hey'll never learn or fix his shit. Rather sad really. Even if he didn't believe in therapy just going every week might get something started to deal with his shit.