Guinea's in Paris. New Artie pics from France...

**Isobel** · 07-13-2012, 06:43 AM

Originally Posted by Greekfreak

It could be bullshit on Artie's part, but during the 2nd Nice Coaches appearance, right before he goes into his rendition of "Please Don't Go", he goes on about how his girlfriend dumped him for "Donny", her "yoga instructor", who is "African-American".

Game, set, match.

well now we know who keeps her satisfied because Artie isnt getting that chick off with his big belly

**Peau de Soie** · 07-13-2012, 09:46 AM

Wonder if he found any vegetables there. (Or if he would recognize any besides broccoli rabe.)

**MrWarmth** · 07-14-2012, 02:50 AM

All the French dictionaries are now being updated. Under "Fat American" they now show a picture of Artie

**melknowsitall** · 07-14-2012, 03:32 AM

Originally Posted by RODFROMBAYSIDE

They still have a Statue of Liberty in France. Sneaky fucks!!

Me and my buddy Don on a cruise around Paris.

The cast of Real World Paris. Shove something in your ass and watch us this fall!!

Tried to get Klan meeting started by The Eiffel Tower. Jay Z & Kanye West claim there r you know what's in Paris!!!!

Go figure. It's Fashion week in Paris and my new Paris shirt doesn't fit!!!

Me at the airport suckin on a Pink Smoothie. I once fucked a whore named Pink Smoothie in her shitter! 200 bucks!!

I'm hunching my back in front of Notredame in Paris. How fuckin clever am I?! Sanctuary!!!

Age and I at Mass in Notredame after getting caught in the Paris rain. Romantic!!!

A sad life for a big nobody. What a shame.

**TonyJax** · 07-14-2012, 07:15 AM

I wonder if he needs two seats when he fly's?

**RODFROMBAYSIDE** · 07-14-2012, 04:44 PM

Originally Posted by melknowsitall

A sad life for a big nobody. What a shame.

Your life can't be great if you come here to look at "big nobodys" pictures and comment on them

**KOAGP** · 07-15-2012, 07:43 PM

YO

The "Pink Smoothie" line is the best

HAAaaaaaaaAAaaaaaaaAA

! ! !

**BethsBridle** · 07-16-2012, 02:00 AM

**jyanks** · 07-16-2012, 04:47 AM

Originally Posted by BethsBridle

that's hilarious!
+ reps

**RODFROMBAYSIDE** · 07-16-2012, 12:13 PM

Originally Posted by BethsBridle

**tfresca** · 07-17-2012, 08:51 PM

Artie sounds like a horrible human being. Violent, abusive and maniuplative. He's got all the answers so hey'll never learn or fix his shit. Rather sad really. Even if he didn't believe in therapy just going every week might get something started to deal with his shit.