Nick Dipalo (sung to Desperado by KfB)

[Gunnar]

I came across the Karen from/in Boston version of Desperado.

It is from podcast 02-16-12 Hour 1 33 minutes in.

After listening to it a few times, in order to get the words as correctly as I could, I now need to find a headrest to go punch!

By the way, Artie's "Dan Falato.." version of Desperado is on 02-15-12 Hour 1 podcast.

Gunnar,


Nick Dipalo
(Sung to the tune of Desperado)
By KfB

Nick Dipalo
Why don’t you have common senses
You’ve been oh so offensive
For so long now

Oh you’re so brutal
You love celebrity train wreaks
You pissed off gary busey
About the bolts in his neck

But don’t you joke about the lesbians
Cause they’ll beat you with a beer mug
Dandusky jokes are always
Your best bet

Now it seems to me
Some fine chicks
Have been in your hotel room
But you only want the one you cant get.

Nick Dipalo
Oh you aren’t getting no younger
Your 50 and married
And its driving you insane

The parties, oh the parties
With the booze and marijuana
Your prison is passing up
All the poo-tonas

Oh don’t you hate being in new York all the time
Where they hate boston
And they’ll break your spine
Its hard to sit with Artie every day

The pain of the superbowl still shows
And that awful feeling never goes
Away….

Nick dipalo
Why don’t you have common senses
You can’t be offensive
Don’t tempt fate

Your from boston
But you’re in the evil empire
No one’s gonna love you
No one’s gonna love you
(in new York)
No one’s gonna love you
Cause its boston they hate

[Gunnar]

Damn nobody else has a comment about Karen's "But you only want the one you cant get." comment?

I love that crazy bee-atch!

[ArtiesCumRag]

since day one. whenever she comes on. I mute it or on my i-pod i quickly change to the next show. stupid twat

[Peau de Soie]

I came across the Karen from/in Boston version of Desperado.

It is from podcast 02-16-12 Hour 1 33 minutes in.

After listening to it a few times, in order to get the words as correctly as I could, I now need to find a headrest to go punch!

By the way, Artie's "Dan Falato.." version of Desperado is on 02-15-12 Hour 1 podcast.

Gunnar,


Nick Dipalo
(Sung to the tune of Desperado)
By KfB

Nick Dipalo
Why don’t you have common senses
You’ve been oh so offensive
For so long now

Oh you’re so brutal
You love celebrity train wreaks
You pissed off gary busey
About the bolts in his neck

But don’t you joke about the lesbians
Cause they’ll beat you with a beer mug
Dandusky jokes are always
Your best bet

Now it seems to me
Some fine chicks
Have been in your hotel room
But you only want the one you cant get.

Nick Dipalo
Oh you aren’t getting no younger
Your 50 and married
And its driving you insane

The parties, oh the parties
With the booze and marijuana
Your prison is passing up
All the poo-tonas

Oh don’t you hate being in new York all the time
Where they hate boston
And they’ll break your spine
Its hard to sit with Artie every day

The pain of the superbowl still shows
And that awful feeling never goes
Away….

Nick dipalo
Why don’t you have common senses
You can’t be offensive
Don’t tempt fate

Your from boston
But you’re in the evil empire
No one’s gonna love you
No one’s gonna love you
(in new York)
No one’s gonna love you
Cause its boston they hate

I didn't hear it, but that reads pretty funny.

[Gunnar]

I love her obsession with Nick Dip. It is rare to hear truly uncomfortable radio. Karen is the Queen.

[Gunnar]

I wonder if N&A show will post the transcript from the river dog voice-mail lady and ozzie (as performed by twin-sanity)?

I heard the Canavans say it took a while to transcribe and I think there on-air presentation was really good.

It took me way too long to transcribe Karen's Desperado, so I know they worked really hard on it.

[RODFROMBAYSIDE]

I came across the Karen from/in Boston version of Desperado.

It is from podcast 02-16-12 Hour 1 33 minutes in.

After listening to it a few times, in order to get the words as correctly as I could, I now need to find a headrest to go punch!

By the way, Artie's "Dan Falato.." version of Desperado is on 02-15-12 Hour 1 podcast.

Gunnar,


Nick Dipalo
(Sung to the tune of Desperado)
By KfB

Nick Dipalo
Why don’t you have common senses
You’ve been oh so offensive
For so long now

Oh you’re so brutal
You love celebrity train wreaks
You pissed off gary busey
About the bolts in his neck

But don’t you joke about the lesbians
Cause they’ll beat you with a beer mug
Dandusky jokes are always
Your best bet

Now it seems to me
Some fine chicks
Have been in your hotel room
But you only want the one you cant get.

Nick Dipalo
Oh you aren’t getting no younger
Your 50 and married
And its driving you insane

The parties, oh the parties
With the booze and marijuana
Your prison is passing up
All the poo-tonas

Oh don’t you hate being in new York all the time
Where they hate boston
And they’ll break your spine
Its hard to sit with Artie every day

The pain of the superbowl still shows
And that awful feeling never goes
Away….

Nick dipalo
Why don’t you have common senses
You can’t be offensive
Don’t tempt fate

Your from boston
But you’re in the evil empire
No one’s gonna love you
No one’s gonna love you
(in new York)
No one’s gonna love you
Cause its boston they hate

Haha great job gunner i had forgotten all about that.

[IlluminatiJones]

Karen from Boston is completely awful. The worst of the worst. She brings the show to a screeching halt every single time she's on.

[Gunnar]

Karen from Boston is completely awful. The worst of the worst. She brings the show to a screeching halt every single time she's on.

I cringe when she calls in (most times) but I love her honesty and commitment to NICK and artie.

At least she is more entertaining than that dead (at least to me) Tim from Cincinnati (really in LA) pretending he is an actor.

[Gunnar]

Ready to listen to this in 1 minute.

Enjoy.

[Gunnar]

I came across the Karen from/in Boston version of Desperado.

It is from podcast 02-16-12 Hour 1 33 minutes in.

After listening to it a few times, in order to get the words as correctly as I could, I now need to find a headrest to go punch!

By the way, Artie's "Dan Falato.." version of Desperado is on 02-15-12 Hour 1 podcast.

Gunnar,


Nick Dipalo
(Sung to the tune of Desperado)
By KfB

Nick Dipalo
Why don’t you have common senses
You’ve been oh so offensive
For so long now

Oh you’re so brutal
You love celebrity train wreaks
You pissed off gary busey
About the bolts in his neck

But don’t you joke about the lesbians
Cause they’ll beat you with a beer mug
Dandusky jokes are always
Your best bet

Now it seems to me
Some fine chicks
Have been in your hotel room
But you only want the one you cant get.

Nick Dipalo
Oh you aren’t getting no younger
Your 50 and married
And its driving you insane

The parties, oh the parties
With the booze and marijuana
Your prison is passing up
All the poo-tonas

Oh don’t you hate being in new York all the time
Where they hate boston
And they’ll break your spine
Its hard to sit with Artie every day

The pain of the superbowl still shows
And that awful feeling never goes
Away….

Nick dipalo
Why don’t you have common senses
You can’t be offensive
Don’t tempt fate

Your from boston
But you’re in the evil empire
No one’s gonna love you
No one’s gonna love you
(in new York)
No one’s gonna love you
Cause its boston they hate

Listening to this now.