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  1. 06-20-2012, 08:44 AM #1
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    Official Bianca Death Pool

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  2. 06-20-2012, 08:46 AM #2
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    Hopefully this little heatwave will push that up to today.
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  3. 06-20-2012, 08:54 AM #3
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    Never. Beffy will have organs transplanted from donor dogs at NSAL.
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    Bianca will go Darth Vader style to keep her alive....Emperor Beth will see to it as she manipulates trade routes in and out of the Hamptons.
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  5. 06-20-2012, 10:35 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by RumBalls View Post
    Bianca will go Darth Vader style to keep her alive....Emperor Beth will see to it as she manipulates trade routes in and out of the Hamptons.

    I think Beth is probably so fucking stupid that Howard could just buy another similar looking bulldog and replace Bianca with it and Beth will never know the difference since the dog is only an occasional prop to her anyway.

    I think Beth is so fucking stupid that they're probably already on their second or third "Bianca" and she doesn't have the slightest clue......
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  6. 06-20-2012, 11:12 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuck Kongo View Post
    I think Beth is so fucking stupid that they're probably already on their second or third "Bianca" and she doesn't have the slightest clue......
    Bianca #1 died right before the Oh My Dog book tour so they had to swap in a new one.
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  7. 06-20-2012, 09:13 AM #7
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    Who goes first? Bianca? Robin? Ben Stern? AGT?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kippy View Post
    who goes first? Bianca? Robin? Ben stern? Agt?
    agt
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  9. 06-20-2012, 11:50 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by RiotGrip View Post
    agt
    Agt is like Abe vigoda; whenever it makes headlines people's first reaction is "thought that dude was dead" followed by a second or two of a blank stare before finally shrugging and goon on with ones business.
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  10. 06-20-2012, 10:37 AM #10
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    I'm going for October 2nd. Pencil me for that date, 'kay? here's my dollar. Ooooh! this is so exciting!
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    I'm going with Apple for the upset special
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dominic GPS View Post
    I'm going with Apple for the upset special
    I still say I'm right.

    Show me one recent pic of Appoe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dominic GPS View Post
    I still say I'm right.

    Show me one recent pic of Appoe.
    me too, look in the freezer.
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    She'll probably outlive Lohan.
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    The Honduran servants can't WAIT for that fat diseased fuck to die. Always having to mop up the ugly fucker's slobber and mouth shnot off every floor. And quite frankly, THEY are the ones taking care of this useless overweight ugly piece of shit. You KNOW that Polish cunt ain't doing squat but having her picture took and fucking every handyman to show up to the penthouse to fix "NOTHING" , but the old man hears a creak and he needs a repairman to come fix it. "Rosalita! Rosalita! Bianca has thrown up again allover my white carpet! Chop Chop! Let's get in there and do what I pay you for!"


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  16. 06-20-2012, 10:52 AM #16
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    Wait, that poor animal is still alive? Cruel bastards...
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrWarmth View Post
    The Honduran servants can't WAIT for that fat diseased fuck to die. Always having to mop up the ugly fucker's slobber and mouth shnot off every floor. And quite frankly, THEY are the ones taking care of this useless overweight ugly piece of shit. You KNOW that Polish cunt ain't doing squat but having her picture took and fucking every handyman to show up to the penthouse to fix "NOTHING" , but the old man hears a creak and he needs a repairman to come fix it. "Rosalita! Rosalita! Bianca has thrown up again allover my white carpet! Chop Chop! Let's get in there and do what I pay you for!"


    Thank you.

    If Rosalita and Bianca were both drowning in Hamptons Howie's giant indoor olympic sized swimming pool....who do you think Howard would encourage Yokostrosky to dive in and save first?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuck Kongo View Post
    If Rosalita and Bianca were both drowning in Hamptons Howie's giant indoor olympic sized swimming pool....who do you think Howard would encourage Yokostrosky to dive in and save first?
    Rosalita. She holds the apartment passkey around her wrist bracelet
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  19. 06-20-2012, 10:53 AM #19
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    The caller on WUS had a point, maybe it's time?
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  20. 06-20-2012, 11:05 AM #20
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    I really feel sad about Bianca. Having gone through losing my 2 cats last year, it is a heartbreaking and devastating thing to go through, albeit, one that can't be avoided. I miss my cats every single day and still cry over them.
    We all goof on Howard and Beth, but I think that they do love Bianca, and I will feel much sympathy for them when she dies, which really does sound like it could be any moment. It's the most awful thing helplessly watching your beloved pet in decline and knowing that there's only one final option.
    I can't goof on them about this one.
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