Hey Schmoopy...i'm now a proud owner of an Oreck vac

[Schmoopy]

the camera was outside.

So was the fire.

[Schmoopy]

:woohoo:

[Schmoopy]

BCM everybody.

[The Shiv]

WE

[Swayze]

Stoopy took a savage beating in this thread

Classic Stoopy

[The Shiv]

Victim #4 got more loving from Sandusky than Schmoopys gotten in 5 years

[Schmoopy]

Stoopy took a savage beating in this thread

Classic Stoopy

Victim #4 got more loving from Sandusky than Schmoopys gotten in 5 years

[Schmoopy]

[MatthewT]

Schmoopy, been thinkin' about this for a while, got an idea for you

[Bro]

Just make sure to maintain it. Get it tuned-up at your local store once a year.

[MatthewT]

guess you're not interested

[Teabag]

Count Oreck of Beltsvania

[k4D3t]

:woohoo:

is oreck trying to rip off dyson's schtick with these futuristic designs?

[Schmoopy]

That doesn't look anything like a piece of shit Dyson.


Go ahead, Matthew.

[Maschine Zeit]

dyson's are cheap plastic pieces of shit.

[Schmoopy]

[MatthewT]

That doesn't look anything like a piece of shit Dyson.


Go ahead, Matthew.

ok, this might be long, but i'm trying to keep it short.

i admire you for keeping up the family business, i do. and i admire your loyalty to your family too.

but it is becoming more clear that this shop is not the vehicle that is going to give YOU what YOU need, that it is not going to satisfy YOUR needs and ambitions.

so what i suggest is this. sit down with your dad, look him right ...., and tell him that you need to make a change.

it's likely that he already knows. now, find someone to run the shop, or close the shop. it wouldn't be the first mom & pop store to get put out of business by the big box stores.

now to the fun part: what to do next.

taking into account your intelligence, hyperactivity, and social anxiety disorders, i think you'd make a kick ass bartender. you're already in Myrtle Beach, where people go to party and vacation, and there have got to be a million bars in the area.

that forces you to be social, and teaches you how to be a bartender. and if i know you, and i think i have an idea, you'll own your own bar/nightclub within 2 years, maybe sooner, maybe later. and you'll be in a target-rich environment to have chicks hit on you, as well as mood appropriate lighting.

so that's my plan. have a heart-to-heart with your dad. tell him that running the store is killing you. go to bartender school and be the best bartender in Myrtle Beach, with an eye on having your own business making people happy.

that's it.

[Maschine Zeit]

they are. have you looked at one lately? they're made nothing like they used to be.

[Maschine Zeit]

here's a typical Dyson review on Costco's website.




Rating:






lagunab
Location:Los Gatos, Ca.
Date:March 16, 2012

Broken in 20 minutes - PLASTIC


Pros: looks good
Cons: poorly made weak parts, bad on carpeted stairs

Model Number: DC33

"I had high hope for this technology and this brand. The machine is all plastic including parts that should be strong and metal. The carpet brush broke in less than 20 minutes use! Perhaps it is a fluke but clearly this is not a durable machine.
Usability: Stairs were a pain, unable to get into the cracks.
To be returned immediately"