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    Quote Originally Posted by urbanshocker View Post
    Yes! In HS my girlfriend was intent on keeping her virginity until 11th grade (don't ask)

    So, eventually we compromised and well, I wrecked her balloon knot something fierce....

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    at that age did u 2 kids know how to prepare the poop chute
    for entry ?

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    The bullshit meter is off the scale in this thread.


    Lying fucks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RH Goatcabin View Post
    At age 45 I finally met a woman who would give me her butt.
    thats too long to wait...
    "I pull out. I never use condoms, I'm a married man." Howard Stern 1996

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coke Dealer View Post
    The bullshit meter is off the scale in this thread.


    Lying fucks.
    Either that or the people here have been dating total skanks (not that there is anything wrong with that) or Robin Quivers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PI Nate View Post
    thats too long to wait...
    I was married for 18 years to a woman who wouldn't go there.
    Stop Hitting Alert Gary!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RH Goatcabin View Post
    I was married for 18 years to a woman who wouldn't go there.
    That's too long to be married to a woman who wouldn't let you stick it in her ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Popeye Saavedra View Post
    That's too long to be married to a woman who wouldn't let you stick it in her ass.
    It's not a dealbreaker for me. As long as I get doggystyle I'm good.

    Stop Hitting Alert Gary!

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    Actually, a few weeks ago. She told me to call her Rick Ross for some reason.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RH Goatcabin View Post
    It's not a dealbreaker for me. As long as I get doggystyle I'm good.

    On the other hand, it would be nice to have that option on the table for those kinky moods....
    Stop Hitting Alert Gary!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BRUTAL View Post

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    never had anal

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    Quote Originally Posted by HowieStearn View Post
    never had anal
    It's overrated , Goes in tight but loosens up , and the smell of shit doesn't really appeal to me. That's just me though.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DICKWAD View Post
    It's overrated , Goes in tight but loosens up , and the smell of shit doesn't really appeal to me. That's just me though.
    that's girly shit.

    for some of us

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    Quote Originally Posted by RH Goatcabin View Post
    I was married for 18 years to a woman who wouldn't go there.
    once youre married nothing should be off the table...
    "I pull out. I never use condoms, I'm a married man." Howard Stern 1996

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    Quote Originally Posted by PI Nate View Post
    once youre married nothing should be off the table...
    yeah, you own the bitch

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    Yes -- first time we fornicated, she eventually wound up on top, whispered in my ear that she was going to stick it in her butt, and did it. Must've been self-lubricating like Robin, but then again, I'm not packing a salami, so it probably just felt like a large turd sliding around in there. It was interesting, but I haven't done it since, no desire to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PI Nate View Post
    once youre married nothing should be off the table...
    I agree, I however, am no longer restrained by matrimonial bonds.
    Stop Hitting Alert Gary!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DICKWAD View Post
    It's overrated , Goes in tight but loosens up , and the smell of shit doesn't really appeal to me. That's just me though.

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    preparation is 95% of the anal sex game
    do it right and it's quite enjoyable
    do it wrong and the memory will haunt you 4 all
    your days.

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