The bullshit meter is off the scale in this thread.
Lying fucks.
Actually, a few weeks ago. She told me to call her Rick Ross for some reason.
Yes -- first time we fornicated, she eventually wound up on top, whispered in my ear that she was going to stick it in her butt, and did it. Must've been self-lubricating like Robin, but then again, I'm not packing a salami, so it probably just felt like a large turd sliding around in there. It was interesting, but I haven't done it since, no desire to.
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