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    Videos: "Fast Food Mania's" Jon Hein in ACTION

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    Destination Diabetes.

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    He should take the cash he makes on this show, get rid of those terrible plugs and get Toni to hook him up with a wig.

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    Jon Alan Hein is the Bob Vila of Fast-food.
    Jon Hein is God is Lord over the Saloon.

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    that red taco shell gets its color from smooshed up beetle guts. yum!

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    I still love the irony of a type 1 diabetic who doesn't use condiments on his burgers as the host of a fast food show. I can't wait for the "very special episode" of Fast Food Nation where Jon Hein has his foot amputated because of complications due to diabetes.

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    People in prison should have access to two channels, one that endlessly reruns episodes of this show and the other does the same with "Mom Caves". Recidivism rates would drop dramatically.

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    you always get fucked going thru the drive thru jon hein!!!

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    fucking derp

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    his show jumped the shark as soon as i saw his face

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    Jon is trying to be entertaining but has no charisma. I saw the drive through one on Comcast's on demand and the others look pretty lame too. This show has potential for unintended comedy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Larry View Post
    Jon is trying to be entertaining but has no charisma. I saw the drive through one on Comcast's on demand and the others look pretty lame too. This show has potential for unintended comedy.
    On the surface there appears no charisma..,Internally, the guy is a kick ass roux.
    Jon Hein is God is Lord over the Saloon.

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    surely there must be a way to do a make over on Jonny Boy?
    Nemo's cock is always implied.

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    Every time I open my eyes lately

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    Man vs Food against Fast Food Mania. Most fast food is slop. In Man Vs Food they visit unique restaurants that are owned locally. The food at most of the places is excellent. They have challenges to eat a huge portion of food but if you just go there to eat the food is great. That Shake Shack burger looked terrible compared to some of the burgers on Man vs Food. I ate at Shake Shack at Citi Field. I don't understand what the fanaticism is all about. Fat Burger and In and Out make a better burger. In both KFC and Taco Bell much of additives are chemical preservatives. The Taco Bell meat isn't even real. KFC uses low quality chicken. Jon Hein lives in the greatest city in the world if you like to eat. He ends up going to fast food outlets.
    If you live in Bum Fuck, Idaho where your choices are Waffle House, Dennys, BK, Taco Bell or McDonalds I could see you being a fan of a particular outlet but New York. Only a dumb tourist would order a pizza from Pizza Hut there not a local. I will still watch the show just to see Jon Hein get excited eating compounds that are used to clean floors coated with salt. Shit, they were making burgers with "Pink Slime" until a few months ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by whatsit View Post
    surely there must be a way to do a make over on Jonny Boy?
    I think Jon's "Brand" is ordinary. To change it would come across phonetic. Hi whatty
    Jon Hein is God is Lord over the Saloon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rob0729 View Post
    I still love the irony of a type 1 diabetic who doesn't use condiments on his burgers as the host of a fast food show. I can't wait for the "very special episode" of Fast Food Nation where Jon Hein has his foot amputated because of complications due to diabetes.
    same here
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruffypup View Post
    I think Jon's "Brand" is ordinary. To change it would come across phonetic. Hi whatty
    Hi I know that but he reminds me of a young Corolla but worse. I want to mess up that hair.
    Nemo's cock is always implied.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dominic GPS View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wonder Trash View Post

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruffypup View Post
    I think Jon's "Brand" is ordinary. To change it would come across phonetic. Hi whatty
    hi puppy

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