siri, remind me to put the gazpacho on ice in an hour

[HaroldJackson]

What is your recipe?

Oh here we go...

[Daveindiego]

i said "siri, remind me to put my gazpacho on ice in an hour" or "siri, remind me to put the gaspacho on ice in an hour" an it never got it right. bullshit.

i tried this the other day after i samuel jackson do it on a apple commercia. bullshit!

You're missing words and letters, Potty McPothead.

[Daveindiego]

Or are you really Samuel Jackson? :weird:

[dinkus mayhem]

You're missing words and letters, Potty McPothead.

siri don't give a fuck bro.

[dinkus mayhem]

Or are you really Samuel Jackson? :weird:

that's really a gay question.

[Daveindiego]

She's an it, David.

I stand by my original statement of creepo behavior.

[FranciscoTheMan]

Oh here we go...

Puh-lease. He set the trap.

[Daveindiego]

siri don't give a fuck bro.

that's really a gay question.

Nigga, is you retarded?

[dinkus mayhem]

Puh-lease. He set the trap.

i only made gazpacho once an it was like a cucumber one. i didn't care for it. i probably should a got some better olive oil for it.

[dinkus mayhem]

Nigga, is you retarded?

i'm not not retarded, if that's what you're asking.

[HaroldJackson]

Puh-lease. He set the trap.

When I said it, I was like " that's mean. " then I was like " nah, she'll get it. "

[Daveindiego]

Hey dink! Do you have some sort of funky accent? Or a speech impediment?

I just took the dogs outside so no one would hear me saying this gayness and Siri nailed it.

He just said he's retarded.

I bet he sounds like Wendy the Retard.

[FranciscoTheMan]

i only made gazpacho once an it was like a cucumber one. i didn't care for it. i probably should a got some better olive oil for it.

That's too bad. My recipe totally kicks ass of course.

When I said it, I was like " that's mean. " then I was like " nah, she'll get it. "

Thank you for elaborating.

[dinkus mayhem]

That's too bad. My recipe totally kicks ass of course.

post it!

[dinkus mayhem]

Hey dink! Do you have some sort of funky accent? Or a speech impediment?

I just took the dogs outside so no one would hear me saying this gayness and Siri nailed it.

i said it clearer than samuel jackson, bro.

[jackie the jerk]

Anyone say that you should have said "Remind me to put the mutha fuckin gazpacho on some mutha fuckin ice in a hour" yet?

[FranciscoTheMan]

post it!

Its pretty labor intensive but its so good....I do it by taste BTW...


Base:
1/2 Box of Chicken Broth
3 smaller cans Crushed Tomatoes
1/4c Lime Juice
2T Cumin
1.5T Garlic Powder
Salt & Pepper, to taste

The Vegetables:
1 English Cucumber run through a food processor
2/3c Carrots run through a food processor
2/3c Celery run through the food processor
1/2 a large Onion run through the food processor
1/2 a Red Bell Pepper run through the food processor


Mix in at the end:
Jalapeno Pepper (as many as you desire heat-wise)
1/2c Cilantro, chopped
1 Avocado, larger dice





This is all written off the top of my head, but that's pretty much how I make it.

[FranciscoTheMan]

I'm editing....left off 1/4c Lime Juice.

[dinkus mayhem]

Its pretty labor intensive but its so good....I do it by taste BTW...


Base:
1/2 Box of Chicken Broth
3 smaller cans Crushed Tomatoes
1/4c Lime Juice
2T Cumin
1.5T Garlic Powder
Salt & Pepper, to taste

The Vegetables:
1 English Cucumber run through a food processor
2/3c Carrots run through a food processor
2/3c Celery run through the food processor
1/2 a large Onion run through the food processor
1/2 a Red Bell Pepper run through the food processor


Mix in at the end:
Jalapeno Pepper (as many as you desire heat-wise)
1/2c Cilantro, chopped
1 Avocado, larger dice





This is all written off the top of my head, but that's pretty much how I make it.

that actually sounds pretty good. maybe i'll give it a shot sometime.

[JumboWop]

i tried this the other day after i samuel jackson do it on a apple commercia. bullshit!

Could your thick lisp be messing with the phone's voice recognition program?