siri, remind me to put the gazpacho on ice in an hour

**dinkus mayhem** · 05-30-2012, 08:14 PM

i tried this the other day after i samuel jackson do it on a apple commercia. bullshit!

**HaroldJackson** · 05-30-2012, 08:16 PM

I'm surprised she didn't recommend 14 restaurants in your area with gaspacho on their menus.

**HaroldJackson** · 05-30-2012, 08:17 PM

Or 7 hotels within a short distance from here.
( that have nothing to do with tomato soup or anything you ever fuckin ask her)

**Dave** · 05-30-2012, 08:18 PM

Those commercials have a "Sequences shortened" disclaimer at the bottom of the screen. I was disappointed too.

**Frog** · 05-30-2012, 08:20 PM

**Daveindiego** · 05-30-2012, 08:20 PM

You're missing words, Potty McPothead.

**Daveindiego** · 05-30-2012, 08:21 PM

Are there seriously creepo's in this thread that are referring to this as "her"?

**dinkus mayhem** · 05-30-2012, 08:21 PM

Originally Posted by ArtiesButtCrack

Those commercials have a "Sequences shortened" disclaimer at the bottom of the screen. I was disappointed too.

i don't even mind that it takes longer to do than the commercials make it seem. it bugs me that it won't do what they show in the commercials.

i asked siri to tell me a joke an it said "i'm sorry dinkus i don't know any jokes." i was all like "you're a faggit" an it was like "gee."

**Dave** · 05-30-2012, 08:22 PM

It's a female voice Dave.

**Ridic Too** · 05-30-2012, 08:22 PM

The 'S' is a huge waste of $$$.

**Dave** · 05-30-2012, 08:22 PM

Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem

i don't even mind that it takes longer to do than the commercials make it seem. it bugs me that it won't do what they show in the commercials.

i asked siri to tell me a joke an it said "i'm sorry dinkus i don't know any jokes." i was all like "you're a faggit" an it was like "gee."

I was playing with the speech on my iMac before and it can tell knock-knock jokes.

**DrivenByDemons** · 05-30-2012, 08:23 PM

Transcribes my texts like a fucking boss

**Daveindiego** · 05-30-2012, 08:23 PM

Originally Posted by ArtiesButtCrack

It's a female voice Dave.

It's an it, ABC.

**gilaet** · 05-30-2012, 08:23 PM

I ain't your e-sous chef.

**Daveindiego** · 05-30-2012, 08:23 PM

Originally Posted by DrivenByDemons

Transcribes my texts like a fucking boss

Dragon does it for free.

**dinkus mayhem** · 05-30-2012, 08:24 PM

Originally Posted by Daveindiego

You're missing words, Potty McPothead.

i said "siri, remind me to put my gazpacho on ice in an hour" or "siri, remind me to put the gaspacho on ice in an hour" an it never got it right. bullshit.