All I have to say about mom caves

**Beth143nacho** · 05-13-2012, 05:15 AM

My top 10

1. The bitch ain't a mom
2. This is what the show looks like AFTER post production?
3. Should be called "pay us to devalue your house"
4. She's managed to turn this into a fucking fashion show / modeling bit for herself
5. Needs a comedy writer
6. How many more times will they flash by the stern house in the transitions?
7. The term "celebrity" took a major lowering in its definition
8. Premise: Beth comes in to your house to try to make it look like hers, but only one room and -- instead of just sitting in front of a catalog picking out pretty shiny things, then letting a professional do the real work -- Beth is renovating the thing.?
9. The hypocritical statements out of this broads mouth...
10. I'd rather watch the chatter.

I didn't make it through the whole thing, but did they show Beth actually getting her hands dirty or did she just supervise and wear funny hats?

**blottomsup** · 05-13-2012, 05:19 AM

I'd say that Mom Caves needs a Mystery Science Theater 3000 version, but that's what the Saloon is for.

**Rufus Teefus** · 05-13-2012, 05:46 AM

The show was Amazoieng!

**MrWarmth** · 05-13-2012, 05:51 AM

11. Include one of your Hampton cunt friends in every episode

**Nibbler** · 05-13-2012, 06:00 AM

Mom Caves was just an opportunity for Beth to become more not famous. And after this show, it will be closer to reality then ever before.

**MrWarmth** · 05-13-2012, 06:02 AM

Then....in June....The Premiere of Posh Pets.Also on HGTV. I'm not making this up, folks!

**smackyou** · 05-13-2012, 06:05 AM

You're all just jealous.

**Doberman862** · 05-13-2012, 06:06 AM

It will be interesting to see how Howard brushes off that review. It basically calls his wife talentless and what "appears" to be cosmetic surgery that left her looking fake. He will either completely ignore or bash the writer in some way. He is probably spending today trying to get her to stop crying and/or abusing the staff. Happy Mothers (cave) Day!

**Nibbler** · 05-13-2012, 06:06 AM

A chandelier over the litterbox! Every cat should have one, or 10.

**MrWarmth** · 05-13-2012, 06:07 AM

"What is MediaLife Magazine, Robin? I never heard of it"

**yippeekyaa** · 05-13-2012, 06:57 AM

I don't get this "cave" thing. When I think of caves I only see dark damp places where bats and bears go to sleep and shit. I've been in a few caves and they never seemed like place that deserve a tv show hosted by a former "model"

**MrWarmth** · 05-13-2012, 07:02 AM

With an idea blatantly ripped off from Man caves. Somebody must have stuck this idea in her head when they were "man caving" Arties shore house.

**Mlaw** · 05-13-2012, 07:02 AM

lol---Beth cares

**Lou Cypher** · 05-13-2012, 07:10 AM

Laugh all you want: Beth knows there's a lot of excitement about it!

"It was so rewarding to see how happy this one mom was [in the pilot] when we created this room for her that I was so thrilled to be able to give this gift to more deserving moms out there," Stern tells Zap2it. "That's what I was most excited about. I've gotten so many calls, so many Tweets about it, people asking how they can get involved. 'How can I get a mom cave? How can I nominate my wife for a mom cave?' I know there's a lot of excitement about it."

http://blog.zap2it.com/frominsidethe...mom-caves.html

**MrWarmth** · 05-13-2012, 07:15 AM

"SHE" gave the gift?! "SHE" gave the gift?!

(Read this post in George Costanza's voice. It's funnier)

**Lou Cypher** · 05-13-2012, 07:19 AM

Originally Posted by MrWarmth

"SHE" gave the gift?! "SHE" gave the gift?!

(Read this post in George Costanza's voice. It's funnier)

She learned from the best - how to make everything all about you.

**MrWarmth** · 05-13-2012, 07:22 AM

Where is Talk Soup to make fun of this shit? SNL? Leno and Letterman should be all over this like pit bulls on poodles. Why is this whore so off limits to ridicule?

**aquadog** · 05-13-2012, 07:23 AM

Originally Posted by Doberman862

He will either completely ignore or bash the writer in some way. He is probably spending today trying to get her to stop crying and/or abusing the staff. Happy Mothers (cave) Day!

I'd bet a million he'll ignore it unless someone snows the screeners and brings it up.