So, it appears I USED TO need a favor

[harlock]

Being sick sucks. I always get the Puffs+ snot rags, 2 gallons of orange juice, various canned soups, big stack of graphic novels and make sure my remote has fresh batteries. Seems to work well for me.

I read that hops have antibiotic properties...

[Spazzmatazz]

I read that hops have antibiotic properties...

Seems to be having an effect here.

[harlock]

Seems to be having an effect here.

I feel a cold coming on for real. I'm gonna try to head it off at the pass tonight

[yippeekyaa]

Damn Spazz is having a bad week. Broken finger, trolls in the saloon, fever, etc........

Hope you get feeling better. How's the finger btw?

[yippeekyaa]

Sounds like he has the retarded flu.

shoo shoo retarded flu.

[yippeekyaa]

Just learned that FelchSchit has me on his ignore list.

[Spazzmatazz]

Damn Spazz is having a bad week. Broken finger, trolls in the saloon, fever, etc........

Hope you get feeling better. How's the finger btw?

The finger just is...
I can see through the bandage that it's been bleeding in there...

[code of silence]

[yippeekyaa]

Are you praying for Bengal tigers?
Excuse my sports ignorance.

[mattyfishrip197]

lol..they need to score...defense is doing ok

[code of silence]

lol..they need to score...defense is doing ok

If they can keep holding them for 3 points. I think they can win this game

[mattyfishrip197]

If they can keep holding them for 3 points. I think they can win this game

i agree...dalton knows what do to...and he keeps cool..in the pocket

[whatsit]

retarded flu going around

[mattyfishrip197]

The finger just is...
I can see through the bandage that it's been bleeding in there...

sorry bout that man...what happened to your finger yo

[code of silence]

i agree...dalton knows what do to...and he keeps cool..in the pocket

One long pass to Aj Green could spread the defense but Dalton is dumping the ball.

[yippeekyaa]

Today on my route I was driving down a winding country road with a 55 MPH speed limit. I round a curve and had to slow down for a jeep Cherokee driving 30 MPH. I follow him for about 3 miles, the driver at one point slowed down to 20 while going downhill . Frustrated I just treated it like a tractor, hit my hazard lights and passed them on a straight stretch that was indeed a no passing zone, but I had shit to do besides following this idiot. As I pass I look over and noticed a few key things right away. After the pass the sumbitch suddenly decides he can now drive 60 MPH and follows for about 4 miles to my next stop. He pulls in the driveway behind me, rolls down the window and calls me over to his car when I get out of my truck. He says "what makes you think you can pass me in a no passing zone?" To which I reply, "what makes you think driving 30 miles per hour in a 55 zone, while not wearing your seat belt, drinking a beer and with a kid in the passenger seat who is also not wearing a seat belt makes you a safety expert?". He responds "i'll just call FedEx and complain". Me: "i'll call the highway patrol and child protective services, I've already wrote down your license plate number, the choice is yours man". He shoots me a bird and drives off. I then called the Highway patrol. Hope that kid ends up in a better home.

[whatsit]

Today on my route I was driving down a winding country road with a 55 MPH speed limit. I round a curve and had to slow down for a jeep Cherokee driving 30 MPH. I follow him for about 3 miles, the driver at one point slowed down to 20 while going downhill . Frustrated I just treated it like a tractor, hit my hazard lights and passed them on a straight stretch that was indeed a no passing zone, but I had shit to do besides following this idiot. As I pass I look over and noticed a few key things right away. After the pass the sumbitch suddenly decides he can now drive 60 MPH and follows for about 4 miles to my next stop. He pulls in the driveway behind me, rolls down the window and calls me over to his car when I get out of my truck. He says "what makes you think you can pass me in a no passing zone?" To which I reply, "what makes you think driving 30 miles per hour in a 55 zone, while not wearing your seat belt, drinking a beer and with a kid in the passenger seat who is also not wearing a seat belt makes you a safety expert?". He responds "i'll just call FedEx and complain". Me: "i'll call the highway patrol and child protective services, I've already wrote down your license plate number, the choice is yours man". He shoots me a bird and drives off. I then called the Highway patrol. Hope that kid ends up in a better home.

You broke every road rage rule in the book. You could have been shot if that was LA.

[mattyfishrip197]

i notice the new jamie fox decaprio movie running around

[yippeekyaa]

You broke every road rage rule in the book. You could have been shot if that was LA.

Not really, I passed him with hazard lights on, didn't tailgate him or anything and went on with trying to get done with my route. Simply treated him like a tractor driving down the road which is a very common thing out here in the country. The road rage was on his part and fueled by beer.

Edit: I'm a professional driver that got my 1 million safe driver award and 250k miles shy of the 2 million mile award. Road rage is not in my nature while driving the FedEx truck.

[whatsit]

Not really, I passed him with hazard lights on, didn't tailgate him or anything and went on with trying to get done with my route. Simply treated him like a tractor driving down the road which is a very common thing out here in the country. The road rage was on his part and fueled by beer.

Edit: I'm a professional driver that got my 1 million safe driver award and 250k miles shy of the 2 million mile award. Road rage is not in my nature while driving the FedEx truck.

I know you're in the country but I meant his road rage. Never stop and talk to an asshole. Cops would agree.