[Howard Stern Monologue]Hey Robin, did you see? Cerberus just gave birth. There's a video of the delivery online. It's called Three Heads, One Pup.
And this Hercules guy. Every body's giving him credit because of his 12 Labors. Turns out he just paid some Mexicans to do 'em for him. Now it's more like Hercules' 12 Laborers.
Oh yeah, did you see what happened in Troy? A bunch of naked Greek men climbed into a huge wooden horse in order to attack the city. Naked Greek men cramped together, Robin? It Sounds more like a Trojan Closet.[/Howard Stern Monologue]
My name is Cheryl and I'm your daughter.
Photography's a joke. Anyone can be a photographer. You do your scary great pictures because you're a professional. I'll take my stupid...automatic camera...take pictures and we'll see if people can tell the difference. - HS, 2-1-02
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