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    I will be attending a wedding at 6:30 am tomorrow. How ridic is that BS?

    They are calling it a "Sunrise Wedding". Fuck that.

    I am calling it a "bitch got pregnant and the ass crack of dawn was the only affordable time slot left at the venue to have this stupid so called statement of love before the ho's bastard child filled belly started showing wedding".

    Oh well. Just another excuse to get drunk at 5 am.

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    Will you be running a marathon first?

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    That is fucked up.

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    you need to cut certain people out of your life esp ones that get you involved in this kind of bullshit. I have never even heard of something so absurd.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    Will you be running a marathon first?
    No I ran a half marathon last weekend. I am not registered for another race until May and that is just a 10k.

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    I don't think the bitch is really pregnant. I feel bad for saying that in my rant.

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    You're paying $10,000 to run a marathon! Fuck that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    You're paying $10,000 to run a marathon! Fuck that!


    You don't swing and miss often bro, but when you do is a freakin big ass whiff...

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    I've never heard of such a thing and would abstain from attending out of sheer disgust for the self-important douchbaggery of the couple in question... what a bunch of assholes.

    Wrap a cat turd in an un-marked Tiffany box for their "gift"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    You're paying $10,000 to run a marathon! Fuck that!
    :weird:

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    i'm at the point in my life where i have no problem not doing shit i don't wanna do...weddings are bad enough, & 6:30am is my prime duece dropping while reading the sports page opportunity which trumps stooopid wedding everytime..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ridic Too View Post


    You don't swing and miss often bro, but when you do is a freakin big ass whiff...
    Neg rep fo a fellow veteran.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wetback1 View Post
    :weird:

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    What are they serving for breakfast Rid?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    Neg rep fo a fellow veteran.
    I thought you deserted?

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    Id just send a nice gift

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post

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    I am really just pissed that this is gonna throw my whole weekend off.

    I am now in bed when I would typically be heading out and I will be heading out in the morning when I would normally be going to bed.

    I don't mind doing that if it is to fish or paddle board, but not to attend a ceremony I no longer believe in.

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    this is almost as bad as the Pirate Poker guy that decided to get married two days after Christmas Day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ridic Too View Post
    I am really just pissed that this is gonna throw my whole weekend off.

    I am now in bed when I would typically be heading out and I will be heading out in the morning when I would normally be going to bed.

    I don't mind doing that if it is to fish or paddle board, but not to attend a ceremony I no longer believe in.
    you want to go or you wouldn't be going...nobody will miss you if you don't show up.
    its like one of those big saturday corporate training sessions thats mandatory & only the smart ones know to just shut up & not show up, nobody ever notices or cares.

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