ITT: share your best cheating/been cheated on stories (srs) (in 4 catharsis) (5000)

**Satori Brah** · 02-20-2012, 02:17 PM

my body is ready....let's hear them...even if they happened to a "friend"

**FranciscoTheMan** · 02-20-2012, 02:22 PM

You first.

**nazdrowie** · 02-20-2012, 02:24 PM

My wife keeps yelling at me, so I fucked her younger, hotter, fatter sister.

**darthnilus** · 02-20-2012, 02:28 PM

Originally Posted by nazdrowie

My wife keeps yelling at me, so I fucked her younger, hotter, fatter sister.

I don't think we're gonna beat that one

**Vashier** · 02-20-2012, 02:33 PM

Originally Posted by darthnilus

I don't think we're gonna beat that one

**FranciscoTheMan** · 02-20-2012, 02:34 PM

Well this thread was an astounding success.

**fenderbaum** · 02-20-2012, 02:39 PM

Originally Posted by Satori Brah

my body is ready....let's hear them...even if they happened to a "friend"

What do you mean your body is ready? What is that all about Sat? Are you fixing to step out in the GF? I do not condone infidelity.

**nazdrowie** · 02-20-2012, 02:42 PM

Originally Posted by darthnilus

I don't think we're gonna beat that one

.

**Satori Brah** · 02-20-2012, 02:42 PM

Originally Posted by FranciscoTheMan

You first.

Don't have any :donknow:

Originally Posted by fenderbaum

What do you mean your body is ready? What is that all about Sat? Are you fixing to step out in the GF? I do not condone infidelity.

It means I'm ready to hear them. I'm not stepping out on her, and I don't care what you condone

**FranciscoTheMan** · 02-20-2012, 02:43 PM

Originally Posted by Satori Brah

Don't have any :donknow:

It means I'm ready to hear them. I'm not stepping out on her, and I don't care what you condone

You've never cheated or had someone cheat on you??

**Super Mario** · 02-20-2012, 02:49 PM

A cop cheated on me. I caught him at the club . went to the second floor of the balcony and spilled a tall drink directly on his head. Got over it.

**blairg** · 02-20-2012, 02:52 PM

When my ex broke up with me, 2 days later her facebook profile had her back in a relationship. No way that fucking whore wasn't cheating.

**Super Mario** · 02-20-2012, 02:53 PM

when me and my ex wearnt having sex for like 2 years I finally had it and end it up cheating on him with a black guy. I just kept saying he was black so it didn't count.

**blairg** · 02-20-2012, 02:54 PM

Originally Posted by Mario64

when me and my ex wearnt having sex for like 2 years I finally had it and end it up cheating on him with a black guy. I just kept saying he was black so it didn't count.

**fenderbaum** · 02-20-2012, 02:54 PM

Originally Posted by Satori Brah

It means I'm ready to hear them. I'm not stepping out on her, and I don't care what you condone

Take it easy there Sat, I meant no harm, just odd that someone would ask about such a touchy and personal topic. Look at it this way, why would a person not at all intending on making a hamburger inquire about the best hamburger recipes? Anyhow I hope you are well my friend.

**blairg** · 02-20-2012, 03:01 PM

I got a handjob from a toothless hooker that bought crack for me, in my car. I had a girlfriend. That's the worst thing I've ever done, and now it's out there.

**Vyb** · 02-20-2012, 04:34 PM

Originally Posted by blairg

I got a handjob from a toothless hooker that bought crack for me, in my car. I had a girlfriend. That's the worst thing I've ever done, and now it's out there.

Toothless hooker and you didn't even get a bj from that? What's the point?

**Ridic Too** · 02-20-2012, 04:40 PM

I cheat on my girlfriend all the time. I don't think its a big deal.

I am 99.9% positive that no one has ever cheated on me. I'd be fucking pissed if my girlfriend did.