Burger King Emergency Meeting Transcript 3/10/12

[Jim J Jiblets]

"Gary, let's get this meeting started."
"You heard 'em boys, let's take our seats. So, marketing and strategy, what do you have for us..."
"Well, as Im sure you're all aware, we've built up quite a head of steam moving into the second quarter. We've got a few ideas that should ensure we meet those quarterly projections. Parsons, can you hit the lights? (*thurt*) So, as you can see on this first slide, we've stuck with the traditional RED Heinz for 52 consecutive years. And why not...our condiment sales have always exceeded cost."
"I was raised on the stuff fer christs sakes..."
"I think we all were, Resin. We all were."
"Question. Since when, and Gary feel free to correct me here, but I was unaware that we were offering condiments as a for sale menu item."
"Corporate call."
"So, what we're looking at really involves a more seasonal approach. It's a sensible option that is catered to the generation x, Irish demo. And I think we may have found a niche market. Ladies and gentlemen, our team presents..."

[Mr. Potato Head]

[Chriza]

This is probably the worst thread that anyone has ever posted in the history of the universe

[Chriza]

That said, I fucking want some BK

[Jim J Jiblets]

...scrambling to get the rest posted...hold tight

[Jack-A-Roe]

i HATE when fast food tries to charge me for condiments, fuck you! im already eating shit beef thats 60% lean and full of fillers

[Jim J Jiblets]

"Gary, let's get this meeting started."
"You heard 'em boys, let's take our seats. So, marketing and strategy, what do you have for us..."
"Well, as Im sure you're all aware, we've built up quite a head of steam moving into the second quarter. We've got a few ideas that should ensure we meet those quarterly projections. Parsons, can you hit the lights? (*thurt*) So, as you can see on this first slide, we've stuck with the traditional RED Heinz for 52 consecutive years. And why not...our condiment sales have always exceeded cost."
"I was raised on the stuff fer christs sakes..."
"I think we all were, Resin. We all were."
"Question. Since when, and Gary feel free to correct me here, but I was unaware that we were offering condiments as a for sale menu item."
"Corporate call."
"So, what we're looking at really involves a more seasonal approach. It's a sensible option that is catered to the generation x, Irish demo. And I think we may have found a niche market. Ladies and gentlemen, our team presents..."

[Jim J Jiblets]

Is that the same article?

Edit: Now I see it. Hold on, scramblin' here.

[Jim J Jiblets]

Part II

"...Green Ketchup."

[wanker]

this thread has potential

[Chriza]

This seriously is the worst thread in the history of existence

[HaroldJackson]

Didn't they try that in like 2000

[Jim J Jiblets]

This seriously is the worst thread in the history of existence

I blew it. You're right.

I was trying to capture the audience's imagination. Obviously, the picture I painted didn't really evoke the vivid imagery I was hoping to convey.

It's hard to be a good poster sometimes.

[Jim J Jiblets]

#bkemergencymeetig hashtag for twitter

[Jim J Jiblets]

#bkemergencymeting

Edit: meeting

[Jim J Jiblets]

Apologies to the Burger King corporate offices. #bkemergencymeeting #greenketchup

[gwartney]

You ever start a thread you just wish you could take back?

[Jim J Jiblets]

You ever start a thread you just wish you could take back?

Word of the wise. Don't rush a thread. I was scramblin' tonight to get that transcript uploaded onto Microsoft Word to copy and paste into the thread box.

#dontrushathread

[gwartney]

Word of the wise. Don't rush a thread. I was scramblin' tonight to get that transcript uploaded onto Microsoft Word to copy and paste into the thread box.

#dontrushathread

Happens to everyone. Hell, I've started 4 or 5 threads that I could hardly type I was laughing so hard. Got about three responses, usually one of them somebody making cricket sounds.

[Jim J Jiblets]

Happens to everyone. Hell, I've started 4 or 5 threads that I could hardly type I was laughing so hard. Got about three responses, usually one of them somebody making cricket sounds.

Luckily, the responses have been pretty good in this case. I pushed the upscroll and I see there's a couple questions / comments amongst the content-based posts Ive provided.