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Dead Air Dave — Sat, 18 May 2013 14:38:37 GMT

Emily Stern's Latest Poetry - "Zombies And Enlightenment"

BethSucks — Sat, 18 May 2013 05:23:50 GMT

May 1, 2013 | 1:54 pm

Zombies and Enlightenment

Posted by Emily Stern

butterfly, transition, and faith

The Zombies are such spiritually enlightened ones who give up the self
and follow the way.
The bloody headless ones have only the heart that is the path.
and the vampires, yes, who live forever know the immortal and teach your blood they place beyond.
In the foundation below the foundation
or simply the FOUNDation that I am opening to you with the cheesed of yesod
and in love.
Why can't i just say what I mean, and say it and not be afraid
That you see it?
For you see it
I think we wanted to expand the world before the when we say this is all.
That you tell me what your eyes saw that day in the basement with signs of simplistic quotes of faith hung by preschool teachers.
And we can play and you enjoy when I'm myself. Deep in the forest of existence is the world of you're supposed to be. I'm not gonna write so that you love me, and I have noticed that when I care for you, I let you know that sometimes the face gets ripped off and finds the You you are.
I miss you
I�ve missed you.
I�ve missed knowing.
I asked for this life.
I asked for what�s true.
People not on this path� are looking for you.

I am grateful to you. I am in newness of this. I am in love with you and think this could be in subtile ways very helpful. I will learn that honesty can align with glowing goodness and expansion- true, deep honesty. Love is so speakable and we can share that. We are here to be in sharing of what is here. I will tell you what I can about what is here in presence and peace. I am so sorry.
In all ways
You know them, and they display the love we feel when we enter the depths, when we expand beyond what we ever knew what good was or wrong was and light and dark. They say we're immortal, just playing a game, horror and terror, treasures in our chests. We'll make a sound and sing for you this golden cloth.

http://www.jewishjournal.com/emily_stern

Cool behind the scenes gubmint story/scandal

stripes — Sat, 18 May 2013 04:38:54 GMT

leave your pahty bullshit at the door, this is how our gubmint works behind the scenes, for better or worse, i thought it was an awesome behind the scenes tell.
regarding the ap/phone scandal.

background:evidently when a media gets hold of a top gubmint story, they will often check with the gubmint if in fact they have comment or if it has national security implications....they do this because our gubmint often leaks top stories to their favorite media outlets with about an hours time frame before it hits everyone so they dont want to turn off that gubmint spigot of future scoops/leaks..

.anyway regarding this scoop, it was an ap self generated story about the cia/fbi stopping a terrorist threat of an airline bomb...the ap did the right thing & called the cia to tell them they had the story, & was there any national security concerns to not run the story, other connected terrorists still being worked on etc etc etc...cia told ap to give them 5 days to clear all national security concerns, 5 days later ap called cia, cia told them all security concerns had been cleared but they needed another day.....ap knew this meant that the cia was going to leak this story to their own favorite media outlets so ap put the story out....that pissed off the cia so they did the phone bullshit tap on 20 ap phone lines in defense of national security....ap says it was after the fact cunty payback that had nothing to do with national security because they had already got the clear from cia....

.......i love this shit

The last person to confront Schtern on air.... RIIIIIGHT!!

hoodwink — Sat, 18 May 2013 04:16:59 GMT

Fucking miss this guy on air! CLOSE YOUR MOUTH CUNT FACE!

And it all started with this..

Dennis Miller Zoo Za Zoo 2fer with 2 bonus calls!

ARM — Sat, 18 May 2013 03:56:42 GMT

In celebration of "DAWGS WEEK", I've been trying to find these for a while. I decided to mix it up a lil while back and test the waters with icon polarizing comic Dennis Miller and his nationally syndicated show for Zoo Za Zoo purposes. The first 2 calls I felt him and his show out to see how much real estate he'd give. I thought maybe build some trust, win him over a lil, all to Zoo Za Zoo eventually. And the last 2 I actually Zoo Za Zoo.

The first call which I tell a true story about baby sitting my nephew from years ago watching his film NEVER TALK STRANGERS on Cinemax. The second was just talking a lil comedy and sports. And the 3rd and 4th are actual Zoo Za Zoos I took my sweet ass time with for some reason. This is the ZZZ Dennis Miller timeline.

Westboro Baptist church family disowns daughter

Dawg — Sat, 18 May 2013 03:30:15 GMT

Howard or Fuckwald minion is trying to extract private info out of GP and myself!

NotMyBro — Sat, 18 May 2013 03:01:41 GMT

This is really fucking strange. About a day ago, soon after that Radar story, GP and I started getting lewd tweets from some "woman" who goes by the handle @SwingerCouplez on Twitter. "She" was basically offering blowjobs & anal sex and today "she" sent a dozen or so tweets and direct messages soliciting pics from us. I didn't send anything (and don't think that GP did either). That person also requested names, emails and phone numbers as well (with promise of phone sex).

Check this shit out: https://twitter.com/swingercouplez

Here's from just the last hour:

The account of this person was created recently (April 2013)… right about the time Howard complained about Twitter users.

And the account pic is FAKE too even though "she" claims that's her. "She" also couldn't produce any timestamped pics.

The pic above is some amateur chick that posted nudes of herself on some site.. and pics are from 2010: http://www.imagefap.com/pictures/353...en-Selfshooter (NSFW LINK!)

That's some weird shit. If it's not a prank by someone here, my guess is that this is person that HS hired to track his twatter haters.

EDIT: Aaand… the account is gone! They deleted it after they found this thread!

News Reporter Asking Inappropriate Question To A Black Woman

Dawg — Sat, 18 May 2013 02:57:39 GMT

When the divorce is finalized how much do you think Beth will get?

HowardsNosePick — Sat, 18 May 2013 02:34:22 GMT

I am sure Howwie has a nice ironclad prenup, but
since he is the king of wining I am sure the money
and real estate that goes with her will hurt him even
more than the court case he lost so badly.

With his marriage ending, his ridiculous tv "career"
planting, and his show gone down, what will be
invent himself as next in order to make up the
money that Beth takes with her?

I figure Beth gets the new house, she gets a nice
charity setup for her, that she can "manage", and
get a nice "living stipend" from and some million
dollars to retire on.

I am sure the prenup prevents it, but I think an inside
look into BigNoses private life, written by a scorned
ex would be worth reading.

Does anyone here follow Hanzi on Twitter?

TelegramSam — Sat, 18 May 2013 02:09:16 GMT

Artie just asked for Hanzi to call in to his show to discuss the Illuminati, but I have no idea if he's listening and I know some of the people on here are "trolls" he's referenced in the past. If someone could let him know, it would be much appreciated.

Weiner�s Wife Scummier Then Him.

joe361 — Sat, 18 May 2013 02:08:45 GMT

New York Times: Weiner�s Wife Didn�t Disclose Consulting Work She Did While Serving in State Dept.

http://tinyurl.com/a6d54wp

The State Department, under Secretary Hillary Rodham Clinton, created an arrangement for her longtime aide and confidante Huma Abedin to work for private clients as a consultant while serving as a top adviser in the department.

While continuing her work at the State Department, in the latter half of 2012, she also worked for Teneo, a strategic consulting firm, which was founded by Doug Band, a former adviser to President Bill Clinton. Teneo has advised corporate clients like Coca-Cola and MF Global, the collapsed brokerage firm run by Jon S. Corzine, a former governor of New Jersey.

Hey guys, be sure to check out Vash's Blog

Dawg — Sat, 18 May 2013 01:26:24 GMT

Kind of a wrap up to a very busy week here.

http://www.dawgsaloon.com/entry.php/...-term-WHINNING

Beth Ostosky Stern

DogStar69 — Sat, 18 May 2013 00:21:03 GMT

Be Horse Knot Trysts

9 year old girl last night throws a better pitch than Gary did

Rob0729 — Sat, 18 May 2013 00:20:40 GMT

Last night at the Tampa Bay Rays' game a 9 year old girl brought out to throw the first pitch to only be surprised that the catcher was her father returning home from a two year stint in Afganistan. The real surprise though was this 9 year old girl threw a better pitch than Gary.

Is Larry David's wig more ridiculous than Howard's?

Jon Hein is God — Fri, 17 May 2013 23:28:52 GMT

:coffee:
http://insidetv.ew.com/2013/05/17/cl...-jon-hamm-hbo/