Howard doesnt understand the concept of microwaveable brown rice...

[GaryPuppet]

What a fuckin idiot. "Youre gonna use water from here to steam it?" :facepalm:

[Bye You!]

What a fuckin idiot. "Youre gonna use water from here to steam it?" :facepalm:

yet the bag is closed.

i never had microwave rice in a sealed bag.

[Vashier]

who cares MW rice sucks.

[DogStar69]

Don't call him out on that, I've never bought microwave rice and I don't know what to do with it.

If he didn't know what frozen pizza was it would be different.

[Tinman]

The comment about opening a bottle of water for the rice then throwing out the rest unused, just reaffirmed what cheap son of a bitch Howard really is.

[GaryPuppet]

The comment about opening a bottle of water for the rice then throwing out the rest unused, just reaffirmed what cheap son of a bitch Howard really is.

I know right? I heard him say that was thinking, You gotta be fucking kidding me!
And poor Will volunteered to drink the rest so it wouldnt go to waste cuz he likes water, lol :facepalm:

[BrulesRules]

I know right? I heard him say that was thinking, You gotta be fucking kidding me!
And poor Will volunteered to drink the rest so it wouldnt go to waste cuz he likes water, lol :facepalm:

Gripping radio!!! lol

[Vashier]

Gripping radio!!! lol

I know right?!?!?!?!?

[BrulesRules]

Did they recycle the bottle???? I must know!! haha

[Missypooh RN]

Gripping radio!!! lol

Just what I was thinking.... while pathetic, still a little humorous that he's SO FAR REMOVED from "real life".....he didn't even know you could GET microwaveable rice... Wow.

[STR]

im eating this as we speak...

http://www.unclebens.com/Content/Product/Images/Big_Image/WGWGB.png

[Robert Higgins]

Gripping radio!!! lolBobo, you're on the air.Howard great show yesterday. I was dying from laughing when you were talking about microwaving your brown rice. The show has never been better.

[Tinman]

I know right? I heard him say that was thinking, You gotta be fucking kidding me!
And poor Will volunteered to drink the rest so it wouldnt go to waste cuz he likes water, lol :facepalm:

This isn't the first time either, Howard had a meeting at his apartment and gave out half-pint water bottles to his guests.
Howard was really upset that these people opened a bottle and didn't drink the whole thing.
The dude is so tight with his money, he squeaks when he walks.

[BrulesRules]

Bobo, you're on the air.Howard great show yesterday. I was dying from laughing when you were talking about microwaving your brown rice. The show has never been better.

Just got an email from Tim in Pittsburgh..."excellent show yesterday..it's always refreshing to hear from Joan Rivers and Richard Simmons. Loved when you guys were busting Ronnie's balls..never gets old and the whole microwavable brown rice thing...who knows that..great job King!"

[BethSucks]

The comment about opening a bottle of water for the rice then throwing out the rest unused, just reaffirmed what cheap son of a bitch Howard really is.

NYC tap water is supposed to be some of the best around so why the hell does he need bottled water if he's going to boil it with rice, does Howie really think restaurants are making rice with bottled water?

[skytzoboy]

It was almost like he was trying to rehash the old days of Grillo and the baked potato. Fuckin ponderous....

[GaryPuppet]

NYC tap water is supposed to be some of the best around so why the hell does he need bottled water if he's going to boil it with rice, does Howie really think restaurants are making rice with bottled water?

and then... "What microwave are you going to use Will? The one in the Sirius kitchen? I dont want to share a microwave with Human Newman."

Guess Howard isnt aware just how many people from thrid world countries man the kitchens of the restaurants in NYC who make his rice.

[Nemo]

desperate radio filler.
Howie IS Uncle Miltie visiting the Stern show in the 90's.
Allegedly funny but not funny now.


Latest deplorable thing about Wiggy....."You only have 15 million dollars?"

[BrulesRules]

"you mean there are hispanics cooking my food???? they haven't all had their tetnis booster shots or TB tests??? that's it, I'm sueing Nobu!!!"

[k4D3t]

just buy a rice cooker :dontknow:

[Nemo]

and then... "What microwave are you going to use Will? The one in the Sirius kitchen? I dont want to share a microwave with Human Newman."

Guess Howard isnt aware just how many people from thrid world countries man the kitchens of the restaurants in NYC who make his rice.

Stern will never stoop to the level of the peasants and share a microwave....Wiggy will have his own microwave by tomorrow.

[Big Biscuit]

It was almost like he was trying to rehash the old days of Grillo and the baked potato. Fuckin ponderous....

Come on be nice, Howard NEVER repeats himself.....or when he does it's only because he has millions of new listeners every month and they need to hear the "stories".

[Big Biscuit]

Stern will never stoop to the level of the peasants and share a microwave....Wiggy will have his own microwave by tomorrow.

Robin is just as bad....I'll never forget the 7/11 commercial where she was surprised that customers went in and actually prepped and poured their own coffee. Sorry, Robin 7/11's don't have baristas and most of the patrons don't have assistants.

[GaryPuppet]

These two are so fucking far out of touch with reality its rid-goddamn-diculous.

http://i1219.photobucket.com/albums/dd427/gary_puppet/howardatm-1.jpg

"Aww fuck, how do you use one of these goddamn mother fuckin money dispensing machines? Cocksucker.
Ronnie get Laura my assistant on the phone!"

[MISERABLE66]

This bit was so fuckin retarded.

[Mlaw]

sorry, i was driving with my assistant in the car listening, and we were both laughing our asses off. Howard's OCD always makes me laugh.

Trader Joes frozen rice is good, but they have a shelf stable variety that's great too

[DogStar69]

sorry, i was driving with my assistant in the car listening, and we were both laughing our asses off. Howard's OCD always makes me laugh.

Trader Joes frozen rice is good, but they have a shelf stable variety that's great too

Laura the assistant? and yeah the only way to get a laugh from the show is to laugh at Howard, but I can't even listen and even that wouldn't make me laugh.

BTW anyone who says they have an assistant online is a pretentious asshole, just say driving with a coworker or friend or the lady that takes care of the house.

[Peau de Soie]

just buy a rice cooker :dontknow:

He did. Seems its name is Will.

[tv910]

I hope the guys in the kitchen at the "sauce on side" restaurant are spitting in Howard's food.

[nicksgt]

didnt he microwave lasagna for 11 minutes? and you expect him to get this?

[Anyonenow]

just buy a rice cooker :dontknow:

Rice cooker!

http://humanosphere.kplu.org/files/2011/05/Indian-woman-cooking-rice.jpg

[GaryPuppet]

^ Haha, dot's a good vun!

[FlaFlaFlunkie]

What a fuckin idiot. "Youre gonna use water from here to steam it?" :facepalm:

You should've heard me ranting about that in the Morning Listening Thread this morning.

Face palm x10.

[FlaFlaFlunkie]

I know right? I heard him say that was thinking, You gotta be fucking kidding me!
And poor Will volunteered to drink the rest so it wouldnt go to waste cuz he likes water, lol :facepalm:

Yeah, I didn't understand that either.

If I was Will, I would've said, "I'll water a plant with it," or "I'll refill the toilet?"

total douchebaggery on Howard's part.

[FlaFlaFlunkie]

just buy a rice cooker :dontknow:

Yeah, how 'bout that Vietnamese woman who paints his and Beth's toenails?

She'd be a fine "rice cooker." :jj:

[GaryPuppet]

http://i1219.photobucket.com/albums/dd427/gary_puppet/ricecooker.jpg

[FlaFlaFlunkie]

^ :lol: