I don't start threads

[bill]

So I hope you will forgive, but my dog got me up and then went back to bed. So here I am bothering you.

[Rolling Pin]

Sure ya did.

[Rolling Pin]

Dogs are not very considerate, dogs are asshole motherfuckers.

[bill]

Help me out here.

[bill]

Dogs are not very considerate, dogs are assshole motherfuckers.

Shake shake shake. Ching ching ching. Enough with the scratching!

[Rolling Pin]

Help me out here.


I'm trying!!

Dogs LIT Er Alleee fuck their mothers assholes.

[HAL]

*cums on ur dog

[MrWarmth]

It's not easy is it? Hosting a thread. Hope this teaches you some respect.

[Rolling Pin]

The law has been laid.

[Spazzmatazz]

Starting threads is not for the timid. :uspazz:

[Rolling Pin]

Creepy old fuck weighs in regarding a "comedy" sketch. Standby....... for news.

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/tim-tebow-saturday-night-live-skit-pat-robertson-calls-it-anti-christian-bigotry-122011

[bill]

I'm trying!!

Dogs LIT Er Alleee fuck their mothers assholes.


Thank you. You know snot and slobber is going everywhere when they do their thing!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUh3S7hYNxs

[MrWarmth]

I gotta go. This really sucks

[bill]

It's not easy is it? Hosting a thread. Hope this teaches you some respect.

Fuck this shit I'm outa here!

[Rolling Pin]

Starting threads is not for the timid. :uspazz:
It is indeed not, I should know as I used to be quite prolific in this arena. I'm sure at least 8 years of my live have been shaved off do to worry and shame regarding my past thread starting problem.

[Rolling Pin]

I gotta go. This really sucks

It does suck, but please do not go..

It's gonna pick I'm sure, stay the course.

[Nemo]

https://twitter.com/#!/bronk/status/149345644925038592/photo/1/large

Hey @ABalkhi ..like my pic?.I look really cute in it, right? & dont chop my head, Im no gay..just love being so cute! http://pic.twitter.com/23OoXjFR
7 hours ago

https://p.twimg.com/AhKVEqLCMAEhXcw.jpg:large

https://twitter.com/ABalkhi

[bill]

It is indeed not, I should know as I used to be quite prolific in this arena. I'm sure at least 8 years of my live have been shaved off do to worry and shame regarding my past thread starting problem.

I was a fan of your threads, and said so. I think.

[bill]

https://twitter.com/#!/bronk/status/149345644925038592/photo/1/large (https://twitter.com/#%21/bronk/status/149345644925038592/photo/1/large)

https://p.twimg.com/AhKVEqLCMAEhXcw.jpg:large

He should buy tire black by the case.

[Boss Ono]

Oh man I was here by 5 but no one was here so I was reading my kindle. Missed all the action again. :sad:

[Engaged Chicken]

Is this the morning thread? :urolleyes:

[bill]

Hey Spazz, is it raining up there?

[bill]

Oh man I was here by 5 but no one was here so I was reading my kindle. Missed all the action again. :sad:

You didn't miss anything, I failed at starting a tread and will never again. Fucking Warmth.

[Engaged Chicken]

I was up at 3:15. Where were you then? :grr:

[bill]

Is this the morning thread? :urolleyes:

Have you ever had these? British MM balls. Very light and malty.

http://i42.tinypic.com/15nvtjc.jpg

[latin mami]

I gotta go. This really sucks
:sadbye:

[Butcher]

Oh c'mon...any damn fool can start a thread...

[Nemo]

He should buy tire black by the case.
2012 is gonna be amazingly amazing.....:c

[Rolling Pin]

You didn't miss anything, I failed at starting a tread and will never again. Fucking Warmth.

This thread seems to be doing quite well at this moment as it were per se'.

Don't let that bitch Warmth get you down.

[Engaged Chicken]

Maltesers! No, but I loved malted milk balls. :buffet: I'll look for those.

[Boss Ono]

You didn't miss anything, I failed at starting a tread and will never again. Fucking Warmth.Really? Thread looks good to me. I'm waiting on 14 more packages between today and tomorrow and I'm almost done. I've been paying the $4.95 for gift wrapping online and copying and pasting nifty sayings for the notes. One more trip to Macys tomorrow between rain storms and fini! :cheesy:

[Engaged Chicken]

Jesus, did everyone get up at 5:39? What an influx. :p

[latin mami]

good morning, 2K and everyone :hw:

[Nemo]

Jesus, did everyone get up at 5:39? What an influx. :p

Pipe down and toss in a load of laundry and hit the gym...:c

[Rolling Pin]

My Daughters new favorite song is 'It Will Rain' by Bruno Mars.

Gotta admit that dude is super talented even though I hate his music.

[Engaged Chicken]

Pipe down and toss in a load of laundry and hit the gym...:c

I'm one step ahead of you. Laundry's in. I have to pack up a million boxes of cookies and mail them off. :grr: :usanta: And I think I just talked myself out of going to the gym. :c

[Spazzmatazz]

Hey Spazz, is it raining up there?
Not yet, but it's supposed to rain all day. :shitfit:

[bill]

Maltesers! No, but I loved malted milk balls. :buffet: I'll look for those.

I got a case of these by not paying attention to what I was ordering. British Delights is the website.

[Butcher]

I'm one step ahead of you. Laundry's in. I have to pack up a million boxes of cookies and mail them off. :grr: :usanta: And I think I just talked myself out of going to the gym. :c

I'm still waiting for last year's cookies :(

[Engaged Chicken]

My Daughters new favorite song is 'It Will Rain' by Bruno Mars.

Gotta admit that dude is super talented even though I hate his music.

My daughter's favorite song is "Santa's Pissed" by Motionless in White. It's a charming little song, here's one refrain:

hey hey little girls and boys. whats on your list for this year?. teddy bears and lots of gifts. well too fucking bad you greedy little bitch!

[Nemo]

I'm one step ahead of you. Laundry's in. I have to pack up a million boxes of cookies and mail them off. :grr: :usanta: And I think I just talked myself out of going to the gym. :c

could be hot....disheveled bathrobe or Santa hat involved?
:coffee:

[Spazzmatazz]

And in other news:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ay1jrcNayJY

[Engaged Chicken]

Here's another. Oh dear.


Your not getting anything for christmas you fucking whore
the milk was sour and the cookies sucked
so thanks for nothing, you fucking cunt
your not getting anything for christmas you fucking whore
santa's pissed and he's takin names, and your first in line

[Boss Ono]

Not yet, but it's supposed to rain all day. :shitfit:Yeah it should be here this afternoon. If I nap at 10 and watch the match game at 11 I could just sneak in a liquor store run at noon I hope before it starts.

[Engaged Chicken]

I'm still waiting for last year's cookies :(

They must've gotten lost in the mail.
Hi Latin Mami. :hippie:

[bill]

I'm still waiting for last year's cookies :(

Hiya shithead!

[Butcher]

They must've gotten lost in the mail.
Hi Latin Mami. :hippie:

If they show up I'll just pop em into the microwave to soften em up :hat:

[Nemo]

Great thread
http://www.dawgsaloon.com/customavatars/avatar60_8.gif:salute:

[Rolling Pin]

My daughter's favorite song is "Santa's Pissed" by Motionless in White. It's a charming little song, here's one refrain:

hey hey little girls and boys. whats on your list for this year?. teddy bears and lots of gifts. well too fucking bad you greedy little bitch!

LMAO!! Love that rebellious kid to pieces, she has her own style no doubt..

Here's my kids fave, for reference..


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcRVhRo00Ow

[Spazzmatazz]

Yeah it should be here this afternoon. If I nap at 10 and watch the match game at 11 I could just sneak in a liquor store run at noon I hope before it starts.
I gotta drive to Kinnelon, NJ in a bit. Not looking forward to it. Usual drive time is an hour and a half. The distance? About 35 miles. :pissed:

[Butcher]

Hiya shithead!
Hiya Bill

[Rolling Pin]

Great thread
http://www.dawgsaloon.com/customavatars/avatar60_8.gif:salute:

http://i56.tinypic.com/2relbmh.jpg

[Butcher]

I gotta drive to Kinnelon, NJ in a bit. Not looking forward to it. Usual drive time is an hour and a half. The distance? About 35 miles. :pissed:

I gotta head off to Niagara Falls. Four and a half hours and a shitload of miles :)

[Boss Ono]

If they show up I'll just pop em into the microwave to soften em up :hat:Ketchup re-hydrates too.

[bill]

Great thread
http://www.dawgsaloon.com/customavatars/avatar60_8.gif:salute:

Like a family reunited. Only a matter of time until the fights break out!

[Rolling Pin]

what is a Butcher?

Never heard of it.

[latin mami]

And in other news:

so, if I kill someone by squashing them I'll only get probation? :bigthink

[Butcher]

Ketchup re-hydrates too.
Duly noted:slick:

[Boss Ono]

I gotta drive to Kinnelon, NJ in a bit. Not looking forward to it. Usual drive time is an hour and a half. The distance? About 35 miles. :pissed:Ouch. That's why I love the subway. I just read.

[Spazzmatazz]

I gotta head off to Niagara Falls. Four and a half hours and a shitload of miles :)
Most of mine is sitting in traffic. I'll drink coffee and read the paper and move ahead a car length ever so often.

[Rolling Pin]

Like a family reunited. Only a matter of time until the fights break out!

I'm pretty sure I can beat you up hardcore, soo..

[Spazzmatazz]

so, if I kill someone by squashing them I'll only get probation? :bigthink

Apparently. :idea:

[Engaged Chicken]

LMAO!! Love that rebellious kid to pieces, she has her own style no doubt..

Here's my kids fave, for reference..


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcRVhRo00Ow

Well. I guess things could be worse. :D
Here's MIW's latest video. Dee Snider's son directed it. And Dee Snider is in it briefly. It's something else. :p

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vov0yT7qnVI

[Butcher]

so, if I kill someone by squashing them I'll only get probation? :bigthink

You can sit on my face and we'll test it out :marx:

[Butcher]

Most of mine is sitting in traffic. I'll drink coffee and read the paper and move ahead a car length ever so often.

I'll just drive straight as hell, do business on the phone and text while driving :c

[Engaged Chicken]

Ketchup re-hydrates too.

Don't get it near the tinfoil! :c

[Nemo]

Like a family reunited. Only a matter of time until the fights break out!
I'm happy......in unrelated news I'm not listening to the SNL special.

[Spazzmatazz]

Ouch. That's why I love the subway. I just read.
Usually my helper (son) does the driving, while I read. He's already gone to pick up equipment in another vehicle today though, while I sit here and drink more coffee. :D

[bill]

My son's cat. I think he's being an asshole, too.

http://i52.tinypic.com/1z5t2bm.jpg

[KOAM]

Yeah it should be here this afternoon. If I nap at 10 and watch the match game at 11 I could just sneak in a liquor store run at noon I hope before it starts.
What a life you have. What are those 40 boxes you're expecting today? Your meals on wheels delivery, you fat diabetic piece of shit? :facepalm:

[Nemo]

I'm pretty sure I can beat you up hardcore, soo..

Fight??
I'm in....Lets go Mr hardcore...:D

[Engaged Chicken]

What a life you have. What are those 40 boxes you're expecting today? Your meals on wheels delivery, you fat diabetic piece of shit? :facepalm:

Oh christ. :ucoffee:

[Boss Ono]

Don't get it near the tinfoil! :cTin :rofl:












































rube. :cheesy:

[Spazzmatazz]

I'll just drive straight as hell, do business on the phone and text while driving :c

I'm not a texting type person. My boss and son know better than to text me, because I don't reply. If they wanna talk, they can call me.
:oldspazz: :grouch:

[Engaged Chicken]

Tin :rofl:



rube. :cheesy:

I'm not the one that thinks that tomato products eat through foil. Stupid. :rolleye:

[Butcher]

I'm not a texting type person. My boss and son know better than to text me, because I don't reply. If they wanna talk, they can call me.
:oldspazz: :grouch:

I don't like talking to people so texting is right up my alley

[Boss Ono]

Usually my helper (son) does the driving, while I read. He's already gone to pick up equipment in another vehicle today though, while I sit here and drink more coffee. :DOh well I see you've got this all planned out. Isn't it great how kids think they have won something when you let them drive. :)

[Engaged Chicken]

Ooooooooooo 2kbill, I like your son's kitty. Is she special needs? :D How does Duke like her?

[Rolling Pin]

Well. I guess things could be worse. :D
Here's MIW's latest video. Dee Snider's son directed it. And Dee Snider is in it briefly. It's something else. :p

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vov0yT7qnVI

My Daughters favorite shitty musician is more rich than yours!

lol Dee is gonna be on celebrity wife swap..

[Boss Ono]

I don't like talking to people so texting is right up my alleyTexting must be like posting without the quoting and scrolling and such then.

[Spazzmatazz]

Oh well I see you've got this all planned out. Isn't it great how kids think they have won something when you let them drive. :)

He just turned 22 and still thinks driving is fun. :hhh:

[KOAM]

Oh well I see you've got this all planned out. Isn't it great how kids think they have won something when you let them drive. :)

Well, since you have no kids, I'm assuming you know this from your experiences in abducting them from the Dorchester playground. C'mere little boy, FREE CANDY, I'll let you drive!!!! :c

[Engaged Chicken]

My Daughters favorite shitty musician is more rich than yours!

lol Dee is gonna be on celebrity wife swap..

I'll watch that. I saw Alice Cooper on Joy Behar last night, that old coot is holding up pretty well. :D

[Butcher]

Texting must be like posting without the quoting and scrolling and such then.
Things of that nature..Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Nemo]

I'll watch that. I saw Alice Cooper on Joy Behar last night, that old coot is holding up pretty well. :D

The Elvis stuff was funny.

[bill]

Ooooooooooo 2kbill, I like your son's kitty. Is she special needs? :D How does Duke like her?

They get along fine!

[Rolling Pin]

Fight??
I'm in....Lets go Mr hardcore...:D

AJ Benza used to wanna meet up and beat everyones asses on Howards old board, it was hilarious.

But then people (halfbreeddave) had Beth as a horse avatars and he closed it. also HighPich posting personal info..

[Engaged Chicken]

The Elvis stuff was funny.

That was funny... I have to remember to find out where you can hear Alice's radio show. It has to be a lot more entertaining than SOME radio shows that shall go nameless.

[Nemo]

AJ Benza used to wanna meet up and beat everyones asses on Howards old board, it was hilarious.

But then people (halfbreeddave) had Beth as a horse avatars and he closed it. also HighPich posting personal info..

:jj:
what was Howie trying to sell us by putting up his message board?

[Boss Ono]

I'm not the one that thinks that tomato products eat through foil. Stupid. :rolleye:I don't think it does because I know it does. Of course only under the conditions I stated. Salt from the cheese in the water from the sauce in electrical contact with the aluminum. Has absolutely nothing to do with the tomatoes but you will always leave that part out wont you. You need to put your "kabosh" on this quickly.



































Rube. :cheesy:

[Nemo]

That was funny... I have to remember to find out where you can hear Alice's radio show. It has to be a lot more entertaining than SOME radio shows that shall go nameless.

He is full of great stories that is for sure.

[Engaged Chicken]

I don't think it does because I know it does. Of course only under the conditions I stated. Salt from the cheese in the water from the sauce in electrical contact with the aluminum. Has absolutely nothing to do with the tomatoes but you will always leave that part out wont you. You need to put your "kabosh" on this quickly.




Rube. :cheesy:

Just shut up, you are sounding dumber with every post. :coffee:

[Engaged Chicken]

"Salt from the cheese in the water"

:ulol:

[Engaged Chicken]

"Salt in the cheese in the water from the sauce"

:ulol:

[Boss Ono]

Well, since you have no kids, I'm assuming you know this from your experiences in abducting them from the Dorchester playground. C'mere little boy, FREE CANDY, I'll let you drive!!!! :cWhere did the grand kids come from then? Leave your personal playground experiences out of this thread you sick fat fuck.

[Spazzmatazz]

:umunch:

[Boss Ono]

Just shut up, you are sounding dumber with every post. :coffee:Only to people that don't believe in the process of electroplating dumb broad. Go check your dryer and see if you got any text messages. :jj:

[Tarpon1965]

Good morning kids. :)

[Engaged Chicken]

:umunch:

He's such a retard. So, so, so stupid. It's sad. Sad, sad, sad, sad, sad. :coffee:

[Boss Ono]

:umunch:Wind em up and watch em spin. lol

[Engaged Chicken]

Good morning Tarpon. :hippie:

[KOAM]

"Salt in the cheese in the water from the sauce"

:ulol:

[Rolling Pin]

:jj:
what was Howie trying to sell us by putting up his message board?

lmao!

Of course, that was in the middle of the Sirius negotiatons and I'm sure he was trying to prove how his audience was tech savvy and would be able to follow him to the confusing world of Sattelite radio.

But I had a shitload of fun there and still have e-friends from there to this day.

NiggerWhat.

[Boss Ono]

He's such a retard. So, so, so stupid. It's sad. Sad, sad, sad, sad, sad. :coffee:I know you are but what am I.

[Butcher]

I was listening to NFL Radio yesterday morning on the road and I heard Sour Shoes call in to the show. "Jackie from Long Island" :D


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sz5-JIb4RY

[Engaged Chicken]

Only to people that don't believe in the process of electroplating dumb broad. Go check your dryer and see if you got any text messages. :jj:

Go shove your Kindle up your ass. :idea:

[Tarpon1965]

Are EC and Boss sharing recipes again?

[KOAM]

Wind em up and watch em spin. lol

Now you're parroting nessie. :facepalm:

[Engaged Chicken]

Salt In The Cheese In The Water From The Sauce.

Chapter One.

[Tarpon1965]

Good morning BCM.

[Engaged Chicken]

Morning BCM. :hippie:

[Boss Ono]

You should check out Mlaw's thread from last night about bullet velocity a mile away. I had 8 people pulling their hair out. :jj:

[bill]

Good morning kids. :)

Hey Tarpon, and Max :hw:

[Boss Ono]

Now you're parroting nessie. :facepalm:Yes one of our more educated posters. Wow just wow. :)

[Engaged Chicken]

You should check out Mlaw's thread from last night about bullet velocity a mile away. I had 8 people pulling their hair out. :jj:

You do have that effect on people. :coffee:

[KOAM]

Go shove your Kindle up your ass. :idea:

But his Kindle tells him things about salt, sauce, and water.

[whatsit]

Starting threads is not for the timid. :uspazz:

My approach is make the thread and assume it will be ignored, that way I am never disappointed.

[KOAM]

You should check out Mlaw's thread from last night about bullet velocity a mile away. I had 8 people pulling their hair out. :jj:

This is where your stupidity comes into play. They were calling you an asshole, but yet, you're too stupid to realize it and thought you were master manipulator. :crazy:

[Engaged Chicken]

Who is "Avery" by the way? :scratch:

[Boss Ono]

Just shut up, you are sounding dumber with every post. :coffee:Don't you mean "stupider?" I just love how you are clueless about the usage of adjectives. :jj:

[Spazzmatazz]

My approach is make the thread and assume it will be ignored, that way I am never disappointed.

Makes perfect sense to me! :D

[Nemo]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6a/Avery_Schreiber.jpg

[Boss Ono]

Go shove your Kindle up your ass. :idea:Hold on. I'm texting my response to your dryer. :cheesy:

[KOAM]

My kindle just told me Yucko Ono is a fat fuck in an oversized wheelchair.

[Engaged Chicken]

Don't you mean "stupider?" I just love how you are clueless about the usage of adjectives. :jj:

:urolleyes:

[Nemo]

Don't you mean "stupider?" I just love how you are clueless about the usage of adjectives. :jj:

CHICK fight!

:whistle:

[Engaged Chicken]

CHICK fight!

:whistle:

Let's not pick on him anymore. At some point it just feels like bullying. The poor thing. Poor poor poor poor poor Yucko. :o

[Boss Ono]

Are EC and Boss sharing recipes again?Hey now. :hw: Everyone knows you don't put salt in banana bread so you don't get holes in your pans. :cheesy:

[Spazzmatazz]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v113/Spazzmatazz/Smartass%20Forum%20Replies/2qkjwpt.gif

[Engaged Chicken]

Listen, I have things to do. I have to wrap some presents before I start packaging up these goddamn cookies. :nag:

[KOAM]

Hey now. :hw: Everyone knows you don't put salt in banana bread so you don't get holes in your pans. :cheesy:

:nap:

[Engaged Chicken]

Hey now. :hw: Everyone knows you don't put salt in banana bread so you don't get holes in your pans. :cheesy:

Oh shit the bed. Let's see a picture of that filthy charred oven mitt again. And tell us all how baking soda is a great substitute for salt in a baking recipe. :banghead: You idiot. :grr:

[Boss Ono]

Can someone wake up jonpow? Three dumb asses would be a fair fight.

[Engaged Chicken]

That reminds me, I almost forgot that I have to pack up pumpkin bread and orange-cranberry bread in you-know-who's box for his family. See? You are good for something, Yucko. Don't let anyone say that you're not. You are. :c

[Nemo]

Let's not pick on him anymore. At some point it just feels like bullying. The poor thing. Poor poor poor poor poor Yucko. :o
I hope a colored infiltrated your white......wash!

:cool:

[bill]

My approach is make the thread and assume it will be ignored, that way I am never disappointed.

Good morning what. Oh btw I'm not British lest I lead you astray. :hat:

[KOAM]

That reminds me, I almost forgot that I have to pack up pumpkin bread and orange-cranberry bread in you-know-who's box for his family. See? You are good for something, Yucko. Don't let anyone say that you're not. You are. :c

Why bother, they're just going to toss it right in the garbage.

[Boss Ono]

Oh shit the bed. Let's see a picture of that filthy charred oven mitt again. And tell us all how baking soda is a great substitute for salt in a baking recipe. :banghead: You idiot. :grr:I just love how not posting 1/4 teaspoon of salt in a recipe off the top of my head can send you on a rant for years. You will argue the stupidest things forever. I guess this is the proof that you are female after all. :haha:

[Engaged Chicken]

Why bother, they're just going to toss it right in the garbage.

You cannot even believe how good these are. Sooooooooo moist. :buffet: They'll love them. I'm sending 2 pumpkin breads because I know you-know-who is going to hog one all to himself. :usanta:

[Boss Ono]

Why bother, they're just going to toss it right in the garbage.Go piss up a rope you useless mall cop. I'll handle her.

[bill]

That reminds me, I almost forgot that I have to pack up pumpkin bread and orange-cranberry bread in you-know-who's box for his family. See? You are good for something, Yucko. Don't let anyone say that you're not. You are. :c

Still would like a picture of the orange-cranberry bread. My wife made some delicious amish friendship bread and I've been hogging out on it.

[Engaged Chicken]

Still would like a picture of the orange-cranberry bread. My wife made some delicious amish friendship bread and I've been hogging out on it.

Too late, it's wrapped in a million layers of Press N Seal. :D

A quandry: I'm including bacon chocolate chip cookies, along with a million other kinds. Should I put a note in there, to warn the vegetarians? Or just let the chips fall where they may? :uscratch:

[Engaged Chicken]

Go piss up a rope you useless mall cop. I'll handle her.

You have enough trouble handling your own asshole. :rolleye:

[Boss Ono]

You have enough trouble handling your own asshole. :rolleye:Lets take a coffee break and pick this up again at 10 till. Then I'm watching the match game at the top of the hour.

[bill]

I know you kids really love one another. This FBO any outside observers. :o

[KOAM]

Go piss up a rope you useless mall cop. I'll handle her.

Wind 'em up and watch 'em spin. :ucoffee:

[Engaged Chicken]

Lets take a coffee break and pick this up again at 10 till. Then I'm watching the match game at the top of the hour.

Sounds good, I have to wrap these presents. :D

[Boss Ono]

Too late, it's wrapped in a million layers of Press N Seal. :D

A quandry: I'm including bacon chocolate chip cookies, along with a million other kinds. Should I put a note in there, to warn the vegetarians? Or just let the chips fall where they may? :uscratch:Just let the bacon go rancid they'll know soon enough. Ok now I'm on break.

[Engaged Chicken]

Wait, 10 TILL? I thought you said ten. I won't be back in 10 minutes. I'm sure you'll find someone else to let you know how dopey you are until I get back..

[JustAddWater]

woot!:cheer:

[Engaged Chicken]

woot!:cheer:

Oh!!! There you are!!! :uwub:

[JustAddWater]

Letterman said...thee worst wrappers of Christmas presents are

White Males.:p
Black dudes take them to their mama's house.

[bill]

woot!:cheer:


Ahhhh you just made me smile with a single syllable. Blondie!

[JustAddWater]

Oh!!! There you are!!! :uwub:Been having trouble logging in sometimes.
Guess I can't space my name or something.

But I'm here. chickie-poo:D

[JustAddWater]

Ahhhh you just made me smile with a single syllable. Blondie!Any of you guys go on sternfanSnetwork.

I am pelican chaser over there. hee hehe heheh!

[KOAM]

Who the hell is Just Add Water?

[JustAddWater]

Who the hell is Just Add Water?:dontknow::D

[JustAddWater]

Ahhhh you just made me smile with a single syllable. Blondie!You are thee Man 2kill....starting this thread and all ...
just for us ship-jumpers.

Mutiney on The SFNz!

[KOAM]

must be bianca's tick. I can tell by the annoying posting style.

[JustAddWater]

must be bianca's tick. I can tell by the annoying posting style.:coffee:

[Nemo]

Letterman said...thee worst wrappers of Christmas presents are

White Males.:p
Black dudes take them to their mama's house.

I agree with Howard, Dave is an unfunny meanie.
Letterman inferred that Rosie was a husky truck driver....:bigcry:

[JustAddWater]

HaPpY HoLiDaYs...KOAM:hat:

Why do blondes like Lighting so much?

[bill]

You are thee Man 2kill....starting this thread and all ...
just for us ship-jumpers.

Mutiney on The SFNz!

It's not mutiny when the captain sinks his own retarded ship! :)

[JustAddWater]

I agree with Howard, Dave is an unfunny meanie.
Letterman inferred that Rosie was a husky truck driver....:bigcry:I made the black dude part all up by myself..
oh yes I did.! :D

[Tarpon1965]

EC, I have ordered a Himalayan Salt Block to cook on. I can't wait to seer a porterhouse on this baby.

http://www.saltnews.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/saltblock11.jpg

[JustAddWater]

It's not mutiny when the captain sinks his own retarded ship! :)It'll be back....with my Palm trees and all.

[bill]

I agree with Howard, Dave is an unfunny meanie.
Letterman inferred that Rosie was a husky truck driver....:bigcry:

How uncouth of Dave! Did you hear that beet was an anti-semite?

[Nemo]

I made the black dude part all up by myself..
oh yes I did.! :D

duly noted...:coffee:

I always thought you be a shortie.

[JustAddWater]

Dang Tarpon.....that's some serious cooking now.

Would love a marble stone slab here for the kitchen baking stuff. Someone told me to go to a
headstone place:D You know those grave-digger places.

ewwwww!

[Nemo]

How uncouth of Dave! Did you hear that beet was an anti-semite?

Sir Beet is an American treasure......Howard is a washed up jealous Nazi sympathizer...DJ!

[Rolling Pin]

Who the hell is Just Add Water?

Just add water I'm dissapointed??


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xf4L6pA6WJI

The good times hide
And so do I
Out of my control
I dig a hole

I'm gonna let the bad times roll
I'm gonna let the bad times roll

If that's all the time
That you got
Then I'd rather not
Waste my life on hold

I'm gonna let the bad times roll
I'm gonna let the bad times roll

Just add water
I'm disappointed
Just like my father
I miss the point
I need someone
not infection
Just add water
I'm disappointed

The good times hide
So will I
Watch the world roll by
From my hole

I'm gonna let the bad times roll
I'm gonna let the bad times roll

[bill]

It'll be back....with my Palm trees and all.

Careful, palm trees may offend the new angry midget supermod.

[Tarpon1965]

Dang Tarpon.....that's some serious cooking now.

Would love a marble stone slab here for the kitchen baking stuff. Someone told me to go to a
headstone place:D You know those grave-digger places.

ewwwww!

Go to a marble and granite fab shop. They have tons of scraps and could cut you a good price on a piece.

[JustAddWater]

JusAddWater is a spin on my baking techinques...along with the Ocean. (That I adore)

That's all it takes to make me happy. ;)

[Wesmantooth]

EC, I have ordered a Himalayan Salt Block to cook on. I can't wait to seer a porterhouse on this baby.

http://www.saltnews.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/saltblock11.jpg

pretty sweet. taking some action shots when you get that going

[JustAddWater]

Careful, palm trees may offend the new angry midget supermod. You should see what they post over at sternfansnetwork about Beth..
Not only major TO's , but lawsuits could come out of it!
for real.
brutal, hostile and disturbing along with shocking. too much fun.

[Engaged Chicken]

EC, I have ordered a Himalayan Salt Block to cook on. I can't wait to seer a porterhouse on this baby.

http://www.saltnews.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/saltblock11.jpg

Oh my god!!!!!!! I have been coveting one of those!! They sell them at this fancy ass grocery store that I go to. I think it's like $75 for a large one... I don't know much about them though, so I can't wait to hear how you like it. Can you re-use it indefinitely? And how do you clean it? And where am I going to store it? :D

[JustAddWater]

Go to a marble and granite fab shop. They have tons of scraps and could cut you a good price on a piece.Getting too close....maybe after the holidays.
But will check into.:hat:

[bill]

EC, I have ordered a Himalayan Salt Block to cook on. I can't wait to seer a porterhouse on this baby.

http://www.saltnews.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/saltblock11.jpg

Keep Max away from that, he'll lick the shit out of it.

[flathead]

I don't understand how you cook on that thing. ???

[JustAddWater]

Keep Max away from that, he'll lick the shit out of it.Just lick it !

[JustAddWater]

So I sent Dawg a note...saying I have a hard time getting on here alot.

Sent back..cookies are cleared. Please explain?

[Engaged Chicken]

Yucko is ordering one right now that is made of baking soda. :c

[JustAddWater]

Yucko is ordering one right now that is made of baking soda. :cBaking soda and salt cause water retention....
That's all he needs. :D

[JustAddWater]

HaPpY HoLiDaYs...KOAM:hat:

Why do blondes like Lighting so much? I'll tell you's.
Because we think we're getting our picture taken.

[Rolling Pin]

JusAddWater is a spin on my baking techinques...along with the Ocean. (That I adore)

That's all it takes to make me happy. ;)

Cool.

You are a baker, I had a friend with that last name years ago

I'm pro Baker.

[Nemo]

So I sent Dawg a note...saying I have a hard time getting on here alot.

Sent back..cookies are cleared. Please explain?

firefox...IE..what are you using to view this website?

[JustAddWater]

I am a semi-homemade baker. :D
It's almost like therapy to me...Echick understands it.

Folks ask me why I'm not fat? Because I give it away.
Makes ya feel all warm and fuzzy inside. ;)

[JustAddWater]

firefox...IE..what are you using to view this website?You mean my computer.
Let me look....
GatewayWindow7HomePremium (whatever that means.)

[Nemo]

You mean my computer.
Let me look....
GatewayWindow7HomePremium (whatever that means.)

Enjoy your cookies.
I'm outta here.
:wave:

[Tarpon1965]

Damn, dude. Doesn't look like you can get that thing hot enough to seer anything.

As long as you slowly bring them up to temperature you can get them searing hot. When cooked on, they do not impart any flavor into the meat. If you serve cold food on them, they will add a little extra saltiness plus other minerals.

[JustAddWater]

Me tooo....got some last minute things to get.

Nice to be back here with all you fanatics:cheer: :sun:

[Tarpon1965]

Oh my god!!!!!!! I have been coveting one of those!! They sell them at this fancy ass grocery store that I go to. I think it's like $75 for a large one... I don't know much about them though, so I can't wait to hear how you like it. Can you re-use it indefinitely? And how do you clean it? And where am I going to store it? :D

Clean with just a little water. No bacteria or other bad things can live on it as it's pure salt. They say to keep wrapped in papertowels just to keep the dust off. They are pricey, but it's something I've wanted for over a year.

[Tarpon1965]

I don't understand how you cook on that thing. ???


This.

I will put the block on the grate of my cooker (Green Egg). Bring the Egg up to around 700 degrees and leave it there for around 30 minutes for the salt block to come to temp, almost the same way you would a pizza stone. Then put the steak on it and cook to a nice rare/medium rare.

[Engaged Chicken]

You mean my computer.
Let me look....
GatewayWindow7HomePremium (whatever that means.)

:ulol:

You're a pistol. :uwub:

[Engaged Chicken]

As long as you slowly bring them up to temperature you can get them searing hot. When cooked on, they do not impart any flavor into the meat. If you serve cold food on them, they will add a little extra saltiness plus other minerals.

Ok, wait, so what is the point of this? I thought it was to add flavor. I need to look into this more. :D

Is it more or less to provide a flat surface to cook food on, when you're grilling? :scratch:

[Engaged Chicken]

Presents are wrapped for the stuff to be shipped. Now I'm going to the downstairs freezer to pack up a million boxes of cookies. :grr: I'll check back.

[bill]

I yam honored.

[Engaged Chicken]

Ok, all of it's packed up. I'm going to the post office. (And who is Yam Eyes? :uscratch: ) See you later.

[Boss Ono]

Yucko is ordering one right now that is made of baking soda. :cAll salt comes from the ocean right? Mt. Everest, the tallest mountain in the world which just happens to be the Himalayas is what you call the ocean? ha ha ha ha

[Engaged Chicken]

All salt comes from the ocean right? Mt. Everest, the tallest mountain in the world which just happens to be the Himalayas is what you call the ocean? ha ha ha ha

How much beef tenderloin would you buy for 7 people?

[Boss Ono]

Back to the girl with the dragon tattoo then match game at 11. Time sure does fly around here.

[Engaged Chicken]

And I'm not talking about that disgusting cheap cut, Eye of Round. Ick. Only a rube would cook with that.

I'm talking about beef tenderloin. :umunch:

[Boss Ono]

How much beef tenderloin would you buy for 7 people?Not much. I'm the only one that still eats cow here. :cheesy:

[Engaged Chicken]

:urolleyes:

[Boss Ono]

And I'm not talking about that disgusting cheap cut, Eye of Round. Ick. Only a rube would could with that.

I'm talking about beef tenderloin. :umunch:For seven people maybe the two to a package one or is that just pork?

[Engaged Chicken]

The concept of this question eludes you. As usual.

[Engaged Chicken]

For seven people maybe the two to a package one or is that just pork?

:lol:

You are killing me.

[Boss Ono]

And who "would could" with that?

[Engaged Chicken]

I'm going shopping for a 3 pound pork tenderloin. This may take me a while.

:ulol:

[RH Goatcabin]

Thank you. You know snot and slobber is going everywhere when they do their thing!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUh3S7hYNxs

Ich bein ein Berliner

[Boss Ono]

The concept of this question eludes you. As usual.Okay. Splain the concept. Not the question mind you. Just the concept. Go.

[Engaged Chicken]

Wood cook. Not would could. If a wood could would chuck would.

[Engaged Chicken]

I'm going to the post office. :rolleye:

[Boss Ono]

Ich bein ein BerlinerYou just said, "I am a donut." Steer clear of KOAM.

[Boss Ono]

Wood cook. Not would could. If a wood could would chuck would.Chuck roast?