View Full Version : Stern reveals he's thrilled with "America's Got Talent"
http://www.wftv.com/videos/entertainment/howard-stern-reveals-hes-thrilled-with-americas/vFXX9/
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"Hey Howid....how does it feel to work with piers Morgan..." :facepalm:
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And the PR campaign is underway.
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Andy Dick loves JEWs!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7MZH3_FJL0
Afganistand
12-17-2011, 07:05 AM
Howard wants and needs EVERYONE in America to LOVE him.
The evolution continues.
Howard wants and needs EVERYONE in America to LOVE him.
The evolution continues.
"Eye of the side marble tiger"
:facepalm:
Wonder if he'll keep his ugly ass stubble shaved and dye his wig for the show
Wesmantooth
12-17-2011, 07:22 AM
btw folks you are being judged by a 60 yr old DJ who cannot sing dance nor has an athletic bone in his body....make sure you heed his advice :rolleye:
Howard thinks you should tip your waiter at a Subway fast food shithole...:facepalm:
btw folks you are being judged by a 60 yr old DJ who cannot sing dance nor has an athletic bone in his body....make sure you heed his advice :rolleye:
Enuff Z'Nuff
Howie invented them!
Wesmantooth
12-17-2011, 07:26 AM
Howard thinks you should tip your waiter at a Subway fast food shithole...:facepalm:
he also thinks his wife buys $25 dresses at Filenes ;)
Engaged Chicken
12-17-2011, 07:28 AM
btw folks you are being judged by a 60 yr old DJ who cannot sing dance nor has an athletic bone in his body....make sure you heed his advice :rolleye:
I'd like to remind you of two words: BILLY SQUIER!!! Howard discovered him. How dare you forget that.
:rolleye:
Wesmantooth
12-17-2011, 07:28 AM
Enuff Z'Nuff
Howie invented them!
well one thing is for certain ratings will once again be a relevant topic on THSS. Oh that pedo bear Hein must be licking his chops for this bright new spotlight to shine on him ...Jonny boy come on in hear and let me know the blah blah blah
Afganistand
12-17-2011, 07:29 AM
"Eye of the side marble tiger"
:facepalm:
Marbles and love are intrinsically linked in his psyche
http://i42.tinypic.com/339kttt.jpg
Wesmantooth
12-17-2011, 07:30 AM
I'd like to remind you of two words: BILLY SQUIER!!! Howard discovered him. How dare you forget that.
:rolleye:
I cannot wait for him to remind the audience bwahahaa
he also thinks his wife buys $25 dresses at Filenes ;)
When you hire Howard, you get a hard working honest man that loves pussy and has real jet black rock star hair......and he will never sue you!
and he has a notebook full of ideas!
Wesmantooth
12-17-2011, 07:32 AM
Marbles and love are intrinsically linked in his psyche
http://i42.tinypic.com/339kttt.jpg
they are his precious
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Afganistand
12-17-2011, 07:32 AM
well one thing is for certain ratings will once again be a relevant topic on THSS. Oh that pedo bear Hein must be licking his chops for this bright new spotlight to shine on him ...Jonny boy come on in hear and let me know the blah blah blah
Hasn't he always said "NEVER take over a #1" show?
k4D3t
12-17-2011, 07:32 AM
btw folks you are being judged by a 60 yr old DJ who cannot sing dance nor has an athletic bone in his body....make sure you heed his advice :rolleye:
. . . nor entertain--what would anyone in their right mind pay for a ticket to see him do these days :jj:
" nobody wants to see a black kid sing Sinatra..."
I hope we see Howie the polite racist during the live AGT shows....:D
Wesmantooth
12-17-2011, 07:34 AM
When you hire Howard, you get a hard working honest man that loves pussy and has real jet black rock star hair......and he will never sue you!
and he has a notebook full of ideas!
Don't forget Beth!
How lucky some audience members will be to get seated near her every night. Just watch your eyes when those man hands start waving around
Wesmantooth
12-17-2011, 07:35 AM
. . . nor entertain--what would anyone in their right mind pay for a ticket to see him do these days :jj:
the judges combined age is 340 years! jus think of the experience they bring. well back in my day MTV played rock videos
Wesmantooth
12-17-2011, 07:37 AM
Hasn't he always said "NEVER take over a #1" show?
good advice if only he had taken it. which will sink faster the TV or radio show?
well one thing is for certain ratings will once again be a relevant topic on THSS. Oh that pedo bear Hein must be licking his chops for this bright new spotlight to shine on him ...Jonny boy come on in hear and let me know the blah blah blah
So horrible it is amazing....is the Stern show these days!
Correct me if I'm wrong.
Didn't Howie get a screener for the new Woody Allen movie?
He didn't know it was a Woody Allen movie....it was horrible but he and Bath watch all 2hrs of it.
A few days later Robin asked him if he saw the new Woody Allen movie and Wiggy said...NO!
Briandrum
12-17-2011, 07:47 AM
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That's one hell of a chin implant he's got going on.....:facepalm:
Don't forget Beth!
How lucky some audience members will be to get seated near her every night. Just watch your eyes when those man hands start waving around
amazing.....simple amazing!
He will mention her new TV show before they show her in the crowd.
I bet the fucking ranch that Wiggy has PLUGS written into his deal.....I thought Jackie invented that..:coffee:
Afganistand
12-17-2011, 07:48 AM
Don't forget Beth!
How lucky some audience members will be to get seated near her every night. Just watch your eyes when those man hands start waving around
It'll have to be women seated around her, they won't want a repeat of the subway incidents.:jerk:
That's one hell of a chin implant he's got going on.....:facepalm:
He fucking hates that camera angle.....and rightly so.
I can't wait to hear about the drama of shooting him on the AGT set.
He is gonna has one of those hazy chick filters on his dedicated closeup camera.
Wesmantooth
12-17-2011, 07:53 AM
amazing.....simple amazing!
He will mention her new TV show before they show her in the crowd.
I bet the fucking ranch that Wiggy has PLUGS written into his deal.....I thought Jackie invented that..:coffee:
speaking of ranches I hear Beth is looking for one to start a camp for underpriveledged cats and dogs....Imus will be so jealous
Wesmantooth
12-17-2011, 07:54 AM
It'll have to be women seated around her, they won't want a repeat of the subway incidents.:jerk:
:cheer:
Afganistand
12-17-2011, 07:55 AM
How many curent Stern employees crossover and get additional mini marbles from AGT? Ralph? Toni the "hair" fixer? Any others?
Wesmantooth
12-17-2011, 07:55 AM
He fucking hates that camera angle.....and rightly so.
I can't wait to hear about the drama of shooting him on the AGT set.
He is gonna has one of those hazy chick filters on his dedicated closeup camera.
great point you remember how crazy he would get w E channel about lighting and angles and that was before he went crazy with Beth and Dr Nick from the simpsons
Wesmantooth
12-17-2011, 07:56 AM
How many curent Stern employees crossover and get additional mini marbles from AGT? Ralph? Toni the "hair" fixer? Any others?
bite ur tongue mister! no marbles even the mini type will be shared loaned or leased
Afganistand
12-17-2011, 08:01 AM
bite ur tongue mister! no marbles even the mini type will be shared loaned or leased
:pray: Let him contactually have AGT pay Ralph to dress him. America needs to see him in his 15 yo skater boy outfits! :pray:
Wesmantooth
12-17-2011, 08:04 AM
:pray: Let him contactually have AGT pay Ralph to dress him. America needs to see him in his 15 yo skater boy outfits! :pray:
oh there is no doubt the scarf cargo hardy douche look will predominate Americas TV hahahahaaa
gilaet
12-17-2011, 08:06 AM
I hope his lip doesn't get caught on his choppers on national tv. :o
Magnificent Mr. Hole
12-17-2011, 08:08 AM
btw folks you are being judged by a 60 yr old DJ who cannot sing dance nor has an athletic bone in his body....make sure you heed his advice :rolleye:
He championed the music of Enough is Enough.
I hope his lip doesn't get caught on his choppers on national tv. :o
He has no giant microphone to hide behind.
What about the over the top fake deep voice compression?
speaking of ranches I hear Beth is looking for one to start a camp for underpriveledged cats and dogs....Imus will be so jealous
After the divorce Chimney-land will be converted into Cat/Dog Ranch.
Beth doesn't need Howie anymore. She could be Katie Lee Joel famous right now.
:3some::sex::gay::hubba:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBG4Gmy5CXU
Afganistand
12-17-2011, 08:32 AM
Under the glare of the klieg lights of the vapid news entertainment shows with hours to fill, will the wig become a reportable issuse? Will Wiggygate burst upon the national scene?
Magnificent Mr. Hole
12-17-2011, 08:33 AM
He has no giant microphone to hide behind.
What about the over the top fake deep voice compression?
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RH Goatcabin
12-17-2011, 08:36 AM
http://www.wftv.com/videos/entertainment/howard-stern-reveals-hes-thrilled-with-americas/vFXX9/
(SEE VIDEO IN LINK)
"Hey Howid....how does it feel to work with piers Morgan..." :facepalm:
http://i39.tinypic.com/5p0epl.jpg
And the PR campaign is underway.
.
http://i44.tinypic.com/2gtsqyd.jpg
I'm happy for Hank. I may actually watch the show.
Ruffypup
12-17-2011, 09:25 AM
I'd like to remind you of two words: BILLY SQUIER!!! Howard discovered him. How dare you forget that.
:rolleye:
Everybody wants Howard.......nana na nana na nananana nana n nana
tv910
12-17-2011, 09:35 AM
well one thing is for certain ratings will once again be a relevant topic on THSS. Oh that pedo bear Hein must be licking his chops for this bright new spotlight to shine on him ...Jonny boy come on in hear and let me know the blah blah blah
Every time he was asked his opinion of the AGT rumors in the past, Hein said he didn't think Howard should do the show and it was "beneath him". Now he thinks it's great and he's really excited about it. He has zero credibility, just like Howard and everyone else on his show.
Every time he was asked his opinion of the AGT rumors in the past, Hein said he didn't think Howard should do the show and it was "beneath him". Now he thinks it's great and he's really excited about it. He has zero credibility, just like Howard and everyone else on his show.
Fred also said to Howie that AGT was beneath him and shouldn't do it.......and quickly evolved after the contract was signed.
Fred also thought Artie was really sick....even after 17 full physicals...AND Artie saying if he calls out sick he is getting HIGH...:coffee:
gilaet
12-17-2011, 09:45 AM
Steven Tyler is a sellout for doing American Idol. :coffee:
Steven Tyler is a sellout for doing American Idol. :coffee:
gay and broke if I remember correctly...:facepalm:
HORSETOOTHED
12-17-2011, 09:59 AM
Every time he was asked his opinion of the AGT rumors in the past, Hein said he didn't think Howard should do the show and it was "beneath him". Now he thinks it's great and he's really excited about it. He has zero credibility, just like Howard and everyone else on his show.
Fred also said to Howie that AGT was beneath him and shouldn't do it.......and quickly evolved after the contract was signed.
Hein's a pure kissass, Fred's more like a beaten dog.
PappYawn
12-17-2011, 03:19 PM
He has no giant microphone to hide behind.
What about the over the top fake deep voice compression?
........ the weird darting eyes and the unnatural scripted, I am edgy schtick, ala' Letterman.
MrWarmth
12-17-2011, 03:38 PM
The make up sex with Jay Leno is gonna be the straw that breaks the camel's back
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