stern 11-29-11

[Nemo]

HOWARDTV/MUND commercial....into a month old Gerardo clip?

Someone said tits on TV?
jiggaboooo!
:facepalm:

Beth O'Stern on GMA between 7-9am today.

[Nemo]

Cody Gifford should whip howards ass!

[Nemo]

Howie and Robin goofing on Kathy Lees fake accent??

:facepalm:

[Nemo]

Howie likes Hoda??
shocking!

http://www.topnews.in/files/images/Rosanna-Scotto-Beth-Ostrosky-Stern-Hoda-Kotb.jpg

[Nemo]

Isaac the caller is a new subscriber- old listener??
JEW tawk!

[Nemo]

Trophy wife shot!

Isaac is the man!!

SFN is evil!!

:c

[Nemo]

Howard is the marble trophy!

[Nemo]

Howard wasn't a womanizer before he was a womanizer?

[Nemo]

Isaac is the man!

[Nemo]

AGT talk....Howie's kids don't care either.

[Nemo]

full Jew attacks 1/2 Jew!

http://www.atheistconnect.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/orthodox-jews.jpg

Isaac we speak your name!
All hale this heeb!

[Nemo]

Fred plays a GMA clip?
Beth Sterno plug coming up?

[Nemo]

more old clips??
a guy said shit on tv?
amazing free youtube filler!

[Nemo]

Howie doesn't say "broad" anymore!

[Nemo]

goofing on OWS?
robin not liking this.

[Nemo]

silent quivers...:coffee:

[Nemo]

how to shut Robin up.....goof on a lefty agenda.

:cool:

[Nemo]

Robin is NOT liking this bad/real OWS exposure.

[Nemo]

Kyle KC Armstrong arrested for DUI?
Howie shocked and appalled...:facepalm:


Benjy 1993 college graduate....at the age of 26!

[Nemo]

Vortex......NOOOOooooooooooooooo!

[Nemo]

HOWARDTV must be amazing...:rolleye:

[Nemo]

Spray tan can be unhealthy...says howie.
Beth's tan is amazing!

[Nemo]

GMA........countdown to Beth Sterno

[Nemo]

Benjy never ever fucks these broads........:coffee:

[Nemo]

Benjy speaking is Howie pissing on his fans.

[Nemo]

pepper spray is so horrible you can take a shower and be a guest on MSNBC 2 hours later.
:rolleye:

[Nemo]

Angry Black putting Howie on the spot about Black on Black!
Stern no releasing the marbles...:coffee:

[Nemo]

robin does NOT like this low level negro talk.

[Nemo]

"I'll work for nothing"

you're hired!

[Nemo]

wasn't Big Blacks SSI in jeopardy?

why does team Stern LIE when we already know the truth??!!

[Nemo]

Stern exploiting all his FREE talent today.

joey boots cock-sucker...:rolleye:

[Nemo]

Cock talk.....with a group of un-hot dudes...:facepalm:

faeg fight!!!!

[Nemo]

Howie staying focused on COCK!!!

[Nemo]

HPM is the manly dude in this cock brawl!

[Nemo]

Howie is such a homo....he is so focused on GAY!!

[Nemo]

HPM is the man!
Boots is a liar and a fraud!

[Nemo]

My Nicca!

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lor19tmjPI1qh6vszo1_500.jpg

[Nemo]

Howie's shit-filler hand is very strong today.

[Nemo]

ASS Napkin?

Howie using all the free freaks today!

Roll-call didn't work the first time they did it. Why is Stern revisiting this?


Debbie the pet lady....5...4...3...2....

[Nemo]

stern show is too jam packed to have Dr J as a guest...:rolleye:

[Nemo]

FREE-FREE-FREE filler

[Nemo]

Beths mom gives out gloves to the homeless...

Giant hand jokes coming on that evil SFN.....5...4...3...2..

:coffee:

[Nemo]

Gary is a fucking idiot!
Assy ED ain't getting a job anywhere!

[Nemo]

Stern show exploits the SSI freaks and then mocks them!!!!!!!!

[Nemo]

Ed has an imaginary fat friend that lives in his bath tub.
Booey is so dumb!

[Nemo]

Filler Filler exploit the mentally ill chicken dinner....:rolleye:

[Nemo]

Ed is crazy??
Shocking!

[Nemo]

Shuli knows funny?
is the fake story.

[Nemo]

Shuli goofing on ED comedy?

:rolleye:

[Nemo]

the good news is howie is working 4 days this week.
the bad news is howie only has 1 day of content and 5 days of commercials.


Richard Lewis...........but NO Dr J??

[Nemo]

Queer folk homo coming up on GMA.......no Beth Sterno yet.

[Nemo]

BETH STERNO on GMA......coming up

[mattyfishrip197]

BETH STERNO on GMA......coming up



they have that hillbilly lawyer from dancing wit da stars on now

[Nemo]

they have that hillbilly lawyer from dancing wit da stars on now

queer as folk guy must be a Buchwald client.
he seems to be a guest on the same show as Beth and robin all the time.

Beth is gonna be the last guest....at 8:55ish???

[Nemo]

Robin napping or writing her next huffo article.

[Nemo]

Steve Harvey has giant fake teeth and an amazingly thick beer can mustache!

[Nemo]

Yoko Sterno coming up next on GMA....with the NSAL mutt-wagon!

Seagull talk or video?

[Nemo]

no Beth-GMA plug from Howie......but he will mysteriously remember and play a clip in 30 minutes...:coffee:

[Bye You!]

My Nicca!

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lor19tmjPI1qh6vszo1_500.jpg

holy moley those glasses!!!! :giggle:

morning, Nemo :coffee:

[Bye You!]

no Beth-GMA plug from Howie......but he will mysteriously remember and play a clip in 30 minutes...:coffee:

oh noes i slept through it! :bigcry:
why do you think he didn't mention it? he knows his wife is an embarrassing half-wit? :dontknow:

[Nemo]

:facepalm:
Mr February

[Bye You!]

Keith Richards is despicable? howie is insulting someone famous?

[Bye You!]

ooooh there she is there she is! holy shit that outfit!!! wtf is she, santa claus????

[Bye You!]

fuck look at the size of that chin! that camera angle was awesome!

[Nemo]

dog fucking.....YEAH!

:cheer:

[Bye You!]

this is a great segment. i can't hear a word anyone is saying, and that ever-steady camera work :rolleyes:

[Bye You!]

tell me there was more to her stupid appearance than a hilarious close up of that chin!

[mattyfishrip197]

My Nicca!

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lor19tmjPI1qh6vszo1_500.jpg



omg....i look like a young mark hamil compared to this

[Nemo]

I thought Beth looked hot.
She needs to gain 15lbs though to make those teeth look smaller.
:bigcry:

[Bye You!]

I thought Beth looked hot.
She needs to gain 15lbs though to make those teeth look smaller.
:bigcry:

you have a santa claus fetish then. :crazy2:

[Nemo]

Richard Lewis is STILL on???

45 minutes of this fucking bore!

[Bye You!]

i wish not one more person would follow richard lewis because of howard.

nothing against richard.

[Bye You!]

omg....i look like a young mark hamil compared to this

oh yeah? :marx:

[Nemo]

you have a santa claus fetish then. :crazy2:

my red nose man meat needs some love.
:bigcry:

[Nemo]

tell me there was more to her stupid appearance than a hilarious close up of that chin!

they teased her a few minutes earlier.
a full frontal toothy assault!

[mattyfishrip197]

oh yeah? :marx:

yeah

[Nemo]

oh noes i slept through it! :bigcry:
why do you think he didn't mention it? he knows his wife is an embarrassing half-wit? :dontknow:

He doesn't want her to get booey'd by his despicable fans...:coffee:

[Nemo]

i wish not one more person would follow richard lewis because of howard.

nothing against richard.

lets track it....how many did he say he had b4 the begging??

[Nemo]

oh...my amazing wife was just on GMA....I forgot she was doing that show....(Calender plug)


.....5...4...3...2..:cool:

[mattyfishrip197]

He doesn't want her to get booey'd by his despicable fans...:coffee:

he prolly doesnt that homeless guy that spat on howie to show up...

[Nemo]

Robin very quiet today.........amazingly stupid huffo article coming up...:cheer:

[Bye You!]

lets track it....how many did he say he had b4 the begging??

i dont know. i just woke up. kinda.

[Nemo]

Richard Lewis funny thanks to dementia?

Did Richard say goodbye to Precious?

[Nemo]

i dont know. i just woke up. kinda.

a few funnys today.
caller said Beth is a trophy wife Howie married after dumping Allison.

[Bye You!]

ugh

[Bye You!]

i should have said something. people like to watch that.



:facepalm:

he does this every single time she's on. seriously, nemo. she's not always outside, is she? why so passive aggressive, Howie?

[Nemo]

Howard Allan Stern is a fucking LIAR!

[Nemo]

really Howie....you knew nothing about this??
a horrible liar!


Beth TV plug time??

[Bye You!]

wtf? this mom caves shit is still going on?

i'm so confused, Nemo. help me! :bigcry:

[Bye You!]

who the fuck with more than 2-3 brain cells would pick up that cluster fuck of a "TV show"???????

[Bye You!]

brb fishie. :wub:

[Nemo]

Howard broke Twitter....:rolleye:

[Nemo]

brb fishie. :wub:

late day shower....stay dry.
:hat:

[nazdrowie]

was Beth on GMA this morning? i had it on as background noise up to 8:10, and didnt hear one mention of the amazing one.

[Nemo]

Howie Bob Barker Stern....:rolleye:

[Nemo]

was Beth on GMA this morning? i had it on as background noise up to 8:10, and didnt hear one mention of the amazing one.

she was on the final 10 minutes

[nazdrowie]

fuck Shuli!! :woot:

[Nemo]

Bulldogs and breeders are bad b4 they were amazing....:facepalm:

[nazdrowie]

she was on the final 10 minutes

good! now we need someone to Youtoob this ground breaking segment.

[Nemo]

is this why Howie is doing 4-days of shows in December....to sell calenders?

NYT is a lefty paper losing money........... owned by a Mexican billionaire....:rolleye:


Howard is a phony....we knew that already.

[Nemo]

Whitey sucks + Kid torture = robins favorite!
2-for-tuesday

[Nemo]

http://i27.tinypic.com/2qlv447.gif

:rolleye:

[Nemo]

Howie the polite racist

[Bye You!]

late day shower....stay dry.
:hat:

this is early man, this is my day off, motherfucker! :pissed:

i had a phone appointment with a friend in the midst of a "serious crisis" and she wasn't up to answer the phone :facepalm:

[Nemo]

now we know robins next huffo article...:coffee:


DEXTER shit plug $$$$$$$!!!!

[Bye You!]

ooooooooohhhhh gooooooooooood for him!!!!!!

[Nemo]

this is early man, this is my day off, motherfucker! :pissed:

i had a phone appointment with a friend in the midst of a "serious crisis" and she wasn't up to answer the phone :facepalm:

....and shit?

:coffee:

[Bye You!]

now we know robins next huffo article...:coffee:


DEXTER shit plug $$$$$$$!!!!

OR

a scathing dissertation concerning racism in American cinema, hence the GWTW viewing. :idea:

NEMO FOR BATMAN and shit!!!!! :yay:

[Nemo]

all of a sudden Howie is a Dexter fan $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

[Nemo]

OR

a scathing dissertation concerning racism in American cinema, hence the GWTW viewing. :idea:

NEMO FOR BATMAN and shit!!!!! :yay:

want to rub my codpiece....:cheer:

[Nemo]

wyclef charity story coming up?

[nazdrowie]

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidentiy gaaarrrrrrrd

[Nemo]

Beth is releasing amazing heat!!!
There is steam coming off her!

http://i44.tinypic.com/24ce6g3.png

[Nemo]

http://i40.tinypic.com/j79jwy.png

Eliasboy......5.....4.....3....2...

[Bye You!]

holy photoshop batman! :eek:

[Nemo]

http://i40.tinypic.com/333vjhc.png

http://a.yfrog.com/img858/9941/95893721.jpg

[Nemo]

only Bill Clinton can fuck lots of women.
isn't it time for robin to shift to Newt bashing?

[Bye You!]

holy fucking shit!!!!!! home sweet home????????? :puke: :puke:

[Nemo]

whitey suck + molestation = robins favorite!

[Nemo]

http://i43.tinypic.com/4u72w3.png

[Nemo]

Twitter broke
NSAL website broken.

Howie signed 1,000 calenders to sell for $50!

[Nemo]

William Mays Stern selling shit nonstop........:facepalm:

[Nemo]

Howie broke Twitter!
Now Beth broke the internet!

:bigcry:

[mattyfishrip197]

Whitey sucks + Kid torture = robins favorite!
2-for-tuesday

yep


Howie the polite racist
yep

all of a sudden Howie is a Dexter fan $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

yep


want to rub my codpiece....:cheer:

ha ha ha ha ha


iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidentiy gaaarrrrrrrd


ha ha ha ha ha

i i i i i i i i i i i i i ..denty guard


http://i40.tinypic.com/j79jwy.png

Eliasboy......5.....4.....3....2...

ha ha ha ha ha ha

[Bye You!]

he is so damned sickening

what's with letting new callers through? are they all plants?

[Nemo]

Howie is pro exploiting retards.

[Bye You!]

so now one of their cats is blind in one eye? i'm confused :facepalm:

[Nemo]

So Beth shouldn't have kids??

[Bye You!]

So Beth shouldn't have kids??

no way that wonky eyed gangly beast should reproduce. DOn't even get me started on her double digit IQ.

[Bye You!]

i was the victim of child sex trafficking. what's the big deal? :dontknow:

[Nemo]

Wyclef story coming up??


Howie is against suing? :rolleye:

[Bye You!]

that guy may not be a huge moron. he'll probably win in this day and age of insane lawsuits.

[Bye You!]

he's happy about you know the fact that you know

[Nemo]

Tort reform Howie?
You can't make this shit up!

[Nemo]

i was the victim of child sex trafficking. what's the big deal? :dontknow:

are you joking?

[RH Goatcabin]

I don't even backread anymore, I just assume Hank is taking his daily beating up in 'dis place.

[Bye You!]

are you joking?

of course. :D

[Bye You!]

oops the Empire State Building has disappeared. :eek:

[RH Goatcabin]

http://i40.tinypic.com/j79jwy.png

Apple, Cat of Beth, Wife of Hank, Son of Ben, Son of Bernard, Son of Oin, Son of Gloin....

[Bye You!]

i'm glad i don't look like Bella. she's a prognathic sour puss.

[Nemo]

lottery winners evil white guys?

what about Wyclef stealing 10 million dollars?

[Nemo]

of course. :D

I was gonna place an order for a cleaning and a draining...:coffee:

[Bye You!]

I was gonna place an order for a cleaning and a draining...:coffee:

;)

[Nemo]

No Wyclef?
maybe tomorrow!
:bigcry:

[Bye You!]

No Wyclef?
maybe tomorrow!
:bigcry:

poor poor fishie. you're never going to hear that story.

call in and mention it! :idea:

[Nemo]

poor poor fishie. you're never going to hear that story.

call in and mention it! :idea:

You do it You!
I remember your last call.....Mildred from Manhattan...you were amazing!

[Bye You!]

You do it You!
I remember your last call.....Mildred from Manhattan...you were amazing!

i have to work tomorrow. if i get up at 6 i'll give it a try. Tell Monk not to keep me up too late tonight then. :marx:

[Nemo]

i have to work tomorrow. if i get up at 6 i'll give it a try. Tell Monk not to keep me up too late tonight then. :marx::pray:

[Nemo]

The big fuck you to Howard was from the people that allowed these shit pictures on this shit calender to be sold to the public!

Howie partnering up with Adorama= lots of bartering and chewing down!
Everyone involved was working for free or paid with plugs!
They are NOW getting an amazing laugh at these shitty pictures being mocked!!
:c

[Nemo]

Gary shitting on his dead mommy......despicable!
:rolleye:

[nazdrowie]

so they did an installment of the Ass Napkin Comedy Hour, eh? it felt like old times :tears:


Mildred in Manhattan? :hilarious:

[Nemo]

Gary Oldman in the Sirius building today?
:facepalm:



http://a.yfrog.com/img859/5277/mm3zd.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lu3CLyEkwHw&feature=related

[Nemo]

RIP Patrice O'Neal

http://www.tmz.com/2011/11/29/patrice-oneal-dead/#.TtUab1bnv_A


Patrice O'Neal Dead at 41

http://ll-media.tmz.com/2011/11/29/1129-patrice-bn-01.jpg

[Bye You!]

Gary shitting on his dead mommy......despicable!
:rolleye:

did his mother die?

[Bye You!]

so they did an installment of the Ass Napkin Comedy Hour, eh? it felt like old times :tears:


Mildred in Manhattan? :hilarious:

don't make fun of my name :bigcry:

[Nemo]

did his mother die?
Oh...you are right, she is alive....Thanks Mildred in Manhattan....and shit.
:hat:

[Bye You!]

Oh...you are right, she is alive....Thanks Mildred in Manhattan....and shit.
:hat:

Listen tomorrow for my call...i'm going to try to get through. what am I supposed to be asking them again?

[nazdrowie]

Listen tomorrow for my call...i'm going to try to get through. what am I supposed to be asking them again?


I'll be listening...Mildred, right? :hhh:


the Howard TV angle is always good, tell Will that you're a new subscriber and love all the amaaaaazing content that they offer.


or, tell 'em that you loved Beth's amaaaaaaazing segment on GMA.


or, tell 'em that you just received your 2012 NSAL calendar, and you find it amaaaaaazing.

[Bye You!]

I'll be listening...Mildred, right? :hhh:


the Howard TV angle is always good, tell Will that you're a new subscriber and love all the amaaaaazing content that they offer.


or, tell 'em that you loved Beth's amaaaaaaazing segment on GMA.


or, tell 'em that you just received your 2012 NSAL calendar, and you find it amaaaaaazing.

I think being a girl, i can go the gushy animal lover "beth is so beautiful puppies are so cute" angle and get through. Like when i told Robin how sexy she looked in that photo with the cut off camo top. :rofl:

[Bye You!]

but then what am I supposed to hit them with? i forgot :crazy2:

[Partyxanimal]

but then what am I supposed to hit them with? i forgot :crazy2:


Tell him he said he was going to have Shuli sit in on the news , When is this going to happen ?

[nazdrowie]

I think being a girl, i can go the gushy animal lover "beth is so beautiful puppies are so cute" angle and get through. Like when i told Robin how sexy she looked in that photo with the cut off camo top. :rofl:


i didn't know that you were a regular caller into the Stern Show. you should be an SFN VIP.

[Bye You!]

i didn't know that you were a regular caller into the Stern Show. you should be an SFN VIP.

nah. i only got through to the WUS twice, once when robin as there. I told her she should have all her silver fillings removed because they were poisoning her :rofl: :rofl: :cwl:

she has a lot, which you could see in that ridiculous pic of her.

[Nemo]

Listen tomorrow for my call...i'm going to try to get through. what am I supposed to be asking them again?

(This to get past the screener)
-Just received the amazing calender in the mail.
-Would he (howie) ever consider doing a nude male calender...maybe stern show staff?


(THIS for when you get on the air)
-You and Beth and Robin do so many amazing things for charity.....thank god for the Wyclef Haiti charity scandal...makes the NSAL look less corrupt...Does Robin pocket 67 percent of the raised funds like Wyclef?

-Robin loves to support the 99 percenters......but she took the blood money of Chuck Brennan for her foundation.


-or just ask Howard why he loves cock so much....has he ever sucked one...does he plan on sucking one?
- would he ever let Beth strap one on and fuck him in the ass.

ask about his NEW Teeth!!!



Mildred from Manhattan......you could be black..........better chance for Howie to pick up your call...



....and shit!

[Bye You!]

(This to get past the screener)
-Just received the amazing calender in the mail.
-Would he (howie) ever consider doing a nude male calender...maybe stern show staff?


(THIS for when you get on the air)
-You and Beth and Robin do so many amazing things for charity.....thank god for the Wyclef Haiti charity scandal...makes the NSAL look less corrupt...Does Robin pocket 67 percent of the raised funds like Wyclef?

-Robin loves to support the 99 percenters......but she took the blood money of Chuck Brennan for her foundation.


-or just ask Howard why he loves cock so much....has he ever sucked one...does he plan on sucking one?
- would he ever let Beth strap one on and fuck him in the ass.

ask about his NEW Teeth!!!



Mildred from Manhattan......you could be black..........better chance for Howie to pick up your call...



....and shit!

LOVE IT!!!!!! NEMO RAWKS :punk:

nemo, come join us in a rudolph the red nosed reindeer drinking game in my rudolph thread! :beer:

[Nemo]

LOVE IT!!!!!! NEMO RAWKS :punk:

nemo, come join us in a rudolph the red nosed reindeer drinking game in my rudolph thread! :beer:

can't....i have chores to do.

God speed Mildred.
:cool:

[Bye You!]

can't....i have chores to do.

God speed Mildred.
:cool:

chores?

you married, Nemo? :bigcry:

[Nemo]

Seagull release? What happened to the howardtv video?
and ask him about ditching his family on his turkey-less thanksgiving for the amazing seagull release.

[Bye You!]

Seagull release? What happened to the howardtv video?
and ask him about ditching his family on his turkey-less thanksgiving for the amazing seagull release.

i'll have a list, but i doubt i'll get them all out

[Nemo]

chores?

you married, Nemo? :bigcry:

I have to care for and bathe my bird......by YOU..:hat: