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low selfestitle
10-03-2011, 08:21 PM
Name the critter(s) and quantity that will meet their end by leaping in front of my car tonight.

I've already got tater down for a coon and RHG down for a badger: :hat:

Estimated driving time: 90 minutes
Terrain: critter-packed country roads

Dubz to the player with the closest correct answer.

Shifting into fifth... and we're off! :derp:
PullMyFinger
10-03-2011, 08:25 PM
I'm going 1 skunk and 1 coon.
low selfestitle
10-03-2011, 08:28 PM
I'm going 1 skunk and 1 coon.

Noted :up:
nazdrowie
10-03-2011, 08:32 PM
1 squirrel and 66 insects. the insect death count can be verified by a quick count of "splats" on your bumper.
low selfestitle
10-03-2011, 08:37 PM
The driving rain will skew the bug count, but I'll take your squirrel action.
GHP
10-03-2011, 08:39 PM
Zero nada zilch
low selfestitle
10-03-2011, 08:48 PM
Zero nada zilch

Noted :derp:
MONK
10-03-2011, 08:55 PM
You know what to do Low.

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!
low selfestitle
10-03-2011, 08:59 PM
You know what to do Low.

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!

Get her to dress up as a racoon for Halloween. It'll better my odds in court.
MONK
10-03-2011, 09:04 PM
Get her to dress up as a racoon for Halloween. It'll better my odds in court.

:bigthink:

She is rather small....
low selfestitle
10-03-2011, 09:05 PM
Heading into the meaty leg of the drive :evil:
Mr. Potato Head
10-03-2011, 09:07 PM
Be careful! :scared:
MONK
10-03-2011, 09:07 PM
I just bought this for her.

http://cf.mp-cdn.net/14/af/3a39873f296be307dc0beb8a480e.jpg
Mrs Selfestitle
10-03-2011, 09:08 PM
To be official- Imma post it on the right thread:
1 possum would be awesome.
Mr. Potato Head
10-03-2011, 09:09 PM
Hi Mrs S! :hug:
Mrs Selfestitle
10-03-2011, 09:09 PM
Be careful! :scared:
Like he said!

Potato..love the glow stick glasses. How is Mrs P?
low selfestitle
10-03-2011, 09:12 PM
I just bought this for her.

http://cf.mp-cdn.net/14/af/3a39873f296be307dc0beb8a480e.jpg

It's missing something... :scratch:























:idea: Tread marks!
MONK
10-03-2011, 09:13 PM
It's missing something... :scatch:

:idea: Tread marks!

Doooooo EEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Potato Head
10-03-2011, 09:13 PM
Like he said!

Potato..love the glow stick glasses. How is Mrs P?

Thanks! I can't take credit. SeXtion8 did that for me. :c

She's doing OK, I think :bigthink
Mr. Potato Head
10-03-2011, 09:14 PM
Like he said!

Potato..love the glow stick glasses. How is Mrs P?

double post!! :cuss:
Mrs Selfestitle
10-03-2011, 09:21 PM
double post!! :cuss:

Guess I REALLY wanted to know.
:doh:
I was watching the funslide video and although you went the farthest, I was down first soooooooooo I think we need an impartial judge to call the champ. I have a feeling we both want to take the cup home on this one.
low selfestitle
10-03-2011, 09:22 PM
ETA 30 mins
low selfestitle
10-03-2011, 09:24 PM
Did I have anyone down for human child? :worried:
Mr. Potato Head
10-03-2011, 09:25 PM
Did I have anyone down for human child? :worried:

Maybe....:c
Mr. Potato Head
10-03-2011, 09:25 PM
Guess I REALLY wanted to know.
:doh:
I was watching the funslide video and although you went the farthest, I was down first soooooooooo I think we need an impartial judge to call the champ. I have a feeling we both want to take the cup home on this one.

REMATCH!!! :cuss:
PullMyFinger
10-03-2011, 09:26 PM
Did I have anyone down for human child? :worried:

If he/she was mulatto, I say my skunk would cover it.
low selfestitle
10-03-2011, 09:30 PM
Confirmed kill!
low selfestitle
10-03-2011, 09:30 PM
Sorry GHP :hug:
Mr. Potato Head
10-03-2011, 09:31 PM
Sorry GHP :hug:

COON!?!? :c
Mr. Potato Head
10-03-2011, 09:32 PM
I'm WINNING!! :woohoo:
MONK
10-03-2011, 09:33 PM
COON!?!? :c

Should have bought that costume earlier. Fuck.
low selfestitle
10-03-2011, 09:34 PM
COON!?!? :c

:lol:
GHP
10-03-2011, 09:36 PM
Coons aren't people :c
Mr. Potato Head
10-03-2011, 09:37 PM
Coons aren't people :c

That's racist! :grouch:
Mrs Selfestitle
10-03-2011, 09:38 PM
:sleep:
I will hear the results Live....heh heh

Night all
low selfestitle
10-03-2011, 09:51 PM
Home! :derp:

Tonight's official tally!

1 frog

They were fucking everywhere.

Good night! :hat:
Mr. Potato Head
10-03-2011, 09:53 PM
Home! :derp:

Tonight's official tally!

1 frog

They were fucking everywhere.

Good night! :hat:

:rolleye:
MONK
10-03-2011, 09:54 PM
Home! :derp:

Tonight's official tally!

1 frog

They were fucking everywhere.

Good night! :hat:

Without fur or hair I call it a 1/2 a point.

Maybe.
low selfestitle
10-03-2011, 10:12 PM
Coons aren't people :c

:rofl:

How did I miss this?
tomtom
10-03-2011, 10:19 PM
Coons aren't people :c

Coons? Well racoons tried to get in our back porch and momma just chased them off with a broom.