What was the reason that Beff stayed single for so long?

[JoeyG]

I mean, for someone who supposedly had a great career and is so hot, why did it take so long for someone to marry her?

[racerx]

other guys didn't have a doorman? :dontknow:

[IlluminatiJones]

I mean, for someone who supposedly had a great career and is so hot, why did it take so long for someone to marry her?

Have you heard her speak? :coffee:

[jyanks]

She's been with Howard since she was 28. That's pretty young.

[shockingmary]

http://youtu.be/2Lu9nquNxOw

[FSFN]

She was modeling in Europe....duhhhh!

[LessMoonbeams]

other guys didn't have a doorman? :dontknow:

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not only that but other guys didn't have a luxurious 16 room
Manhattan penthouse with riv vus and a 25 room mansion
out in the Hamptons on order + a fleet of chauffeur driven cars
at her disposal .............all she hadda do was fuck Stern and pray
the bags didn 't break.

[urbanshocker]

Active escorts make lousy wives.

[HorsetoothBeth]

She was waiting for the perfect mark.
Er, I mean man

[Jack Shit]

Annoying cunt?

[Mulletude]

Her forensic accountant kept saying "No" until Howard.

[RobinsLapBand]

After returning to NY from her 3 year hiatus prostituting....I mean modeling in Europe, she returned to NY. She had little money and rented a shitty apartment in NYC. The ceiling in her apartment caved-in and she was locked inside for 5 years. On her first night of freedom, she went out to party, saw Howard and his nerd-herd....I mean bros and fell in love with his wallet and media connections.

[BeetlesDiaper]

Cause no one could put up with her bullshit except for our beloved cuckold, Howie.

[slab0meat]

Was still vying for the Triple Crown and hadn't been retired yet.

[jtsly2000]

Because every rich guy she dated prior to Pelican, saw through her. They used her as a sexual toy then cut the vapid bimbo loose. Lucky for Secretariat, she encourntered a neurotic Jew with low self esteem about his appearance.

[tired]

Because she was waiting for the best sign up bonus

[Murcielago]

Other men were put off by all the tongue kissing between her and her brothers.

[SwingOnThis]

Remember when Howard used to crow about how Beth doesn't even want to get married? Then 2 years later they're married and he did it as a favor to her because he doesn't want her disrespected because she doesn't have the Stern name.

[yippeekyaa]

http://ts1.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=4644668425240812&id=dbb2f4dd928ab5c64f1d198561725b04

[NiggalissCage]

She really did just barely make it into the trophy wife hall of fame at the last minute. She was getting a bit old.

[LessMoonbeams]

Cause no one could put up with her bullshit except for our beloved cuckold, Howie.

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Took Bets a while before she started cuckolding him right to his face
at 1st she was discreet and only fucked guys in quiet out of the way
motels in Jersey ....she wore a disguise

[Jon Hein is God]

She's been with Howard since she was 28. That's pretty young.

27.

They met in May 2000.

She turned 28 in July 2000.

[urbanshocker]

27.

They met in May 2000.

She turned 28 in July 2000.

Yeah, but how old was she in 1996?

[chadp1234]

she was trying to land a whale. that takes a lot of work.

the real question is, how many years ode was she when howard did her on the casting couch for son of the beach?

[Beth143nacho]

Pick one or more:

1. Annoying laugh, speech and/or mannerisms
2. She's an imbecile and childish
3. She needs too much attention and positive affirmation
4. She couldn't find a man rich enough
5. She's completely void of anything resembling talent
6. She's not child bearing, rearing or watching material
7. Damaged goods from all the Arab prostitution
8. Potential candidates would live in fear that she would never, ever go away
9. She was old then, and is older now
10. She exploits animals for personal gain

[Popeye Saavedra]

Howard was the only one dumb enough to marry her. Others just used her as a cum dumpster. Don't assume all men are fucking stupid.

[MatthewT]

After returning to NY from her 3 year hiatus prostituting....I mean modeling in Europe, she returned to NY. She had little money and rented a shitty apartment in NYC. The ceiling in her apartment caved-in and she was locked inside for 5 years. On her first night of freedom, she went out to party, saw Howard and his nerd-herd....I mean bros and fell in love with his wallet and media connections.

this; she was too old to be a model, had no other experience, and became a party girl on the circuit looking for a rich husband, per Sandra Bernhardt.

[k4D3t]

Remember when Howard used to crow about how Beth doesn't even want to get married? Then 2 years later they're married and he did it as a favor to her because he doesn't want her disrespected because she doesn't have the Stern name.

which she didn't even use for like 3 or 4 years :jj:

[Sternac]

She had to wait until they were able to remove the camel cock from her vag after her middle east modeling tour.

[Woof]

active escorts make lousy wives.

^^^^this^^^^

[Tinman]

which she didn't even use for like 3 or 4 years :jj:

Beth stated on the show that she signed the Marriage license as Beth Ostrosky, who knows if the dingbat legally change it to Stern yet.

:dontknow:

[kippy]

Very High Maintenance.



and high milage too.

[SouthernListen]

Herpes?

[LessMoonbeams]

Beth stated on the show that she signed the Marriage license as Beth Ostrosky, who knows if the dingbat legally change it to Stern yet.

:dontknow:


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Once you're married in NYS a chick is legally able
to use her husband's name

[Cutlass]

Because I was tapping dat ass.

[Tinman]

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Once you're married in NYS a chick is legally able
to use her husband's name


True, but...




Your surname does not change automatically upon marriage unless you elect to change it.
Nothing in the law requires you to change your name when getting married; it is your personal choice.
You are not required to have the same surname as your spouse.


She made the choice to keep her surname, calling herself Beth Stern isn't illegal but legally it's not her name.


http://usmarriagelaws.com/ny_new_york/marriage_licenses/name_change.shtml

[Winst]

Howard was the only one dumb enough to marry her.


When did they actually get married?

..and are they actually married?


Who knows?...and who carES?

[yippeekyaa]

Because Howard was the only person with the funds and the knowledge to hide her past.

[HS Cult Leader]

http://i1153.photobucket.com/albums/p509/AntZee123/s7727930.jpg



There's a whole chapter about holding out for the biggest and ugliest as long as serious money and fame are included!

[Bungzilla]

she was waiting for the love of her life

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTMwODk0MDg2N15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwOTU4NTc1._V1._ SX214_CR0,0,214,314_.jpg

[Wesmantooth]

Because every rich guy she dated prior to Pelican, saw through her. They used her as a sexual toy then cut the vapid bimbo loose. Lucky for Secretariat, she encourntered a neurotic Jew with low self esteem about his appearance.
.

[LessMoonbeams]

True, but...




Your surname does not change automatically upon marriage unless you elect to change it.
Nothing in the law requires you to change your name when getting married; it is your personal choice.
You are not required to have the same surname as your spouse.

She made the choice to keep her surname, calling herself Beth Stern isn't illegal but legally it's not her name.


http://usmarriagelaws.com/ny_new_york/marriage_licenses/name_change.shtml

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cool thing for chicks and the married name thing is
they can legally just about 4get all the debt they accumulated
whilst single ....it doesn't go away but the creditors can't go after the
newly named entity as it is a new legal person ......i knew a few ladies
who availed themselves of this oddity in the law

this is theee reason creditors are so reluctant to give single
chicks credit ............they can dropout so easily

[LessMoonbeams]

she was waiting for the love of her life

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTMwODk0MDg2N15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwOTU4NTc1._V1._ SX214_CR0,0,214,314_.jpg



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but she gave up that chimera and hooked up with Stern

[harlock]

3781

[DogStar69]

She was waiting for the highest and most desperate bidder.

Howard knows a guy who married a hooker and he sees him every time he looks in the mirror.

[Brokenbad]

"Ya gotta be patient to catch the big one"
http://moxostoma.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/largescale2-falsecasts-sm.jpg

[skylarbrie]

Yeah, but how old was she in 1996?

hey now

[Beths Arab]

The reason she was single for so long is the same reason Wiggy wont fuck her without a rubber.

[JohnnyDollar]

smelly vag?

[mrd160]

Vaginosis

[Yeahnolisten]

Howard has said that she has been proposed to numerous times, and that no one has EVER broken up with her.

[Vdrummer35]

the arabs never marry the old whores they use.

[HypocriteHowie]

http://i1153.photobucket.com/albums/p509/AntZee123/s7727930.jpg



There's a whole chapter about holding out for the biggest and ugliest as long as serious money and fame are included!

Is the title of that chapter "Oh My Howard"?