Athletes - what's your policy on jacking off / sex before you do your sport?

[Gomez]

For me, my legs feel weak ( esp. thigh muscles) after nutting, so I learned not to bust a load 12 hours before an event. Me, I played competitive soccer in HS and college and also tennis, and I learned not to nut so soon before an event because it fucked up my performance. What aboot you? :dontknow:

[Mr. Clutch]

Since this thread was directed at me and nobody else here...

No way do you jerk off before a sporting event UNLESS you got blue balls. There are rare occasions that if i dont nut for 3 or 4 days my balls start to hurt, then it is mandatory.

[Gomez]

Since this thread was directed at me and nobody else here...

No way do you jerk off before a sporting event UNLESS you got blue balls. There are rare occasions that if i dont nut for 3 or 4 days my balls start to hurt, then it is mandatory.

what sport does you try to play?

[gwartney]

Back when I played competitive sports (High school) I couldn't go three hours without nutting so I don't know what it would have been like to withold.

:jj: at Clutch thinking he's in a competitive sport.

[Mr. Clutch]

what sport does you try to play?

nigga plz, im legit as fuck at softball and basketball yo.

[Shine]

as long as its more than 3 hours prior, I dont think it ever affected me

[Splash]

Jacking off is my sport :grad:

[gwartney]

nigga plz, im legit as fuck at softball and basketball yo.

:jj: (beerleague) :jj:

[Gomez]

nigga plz, im legit as fuck at softball and basketball yo.


meh .. . softball's a jackoff sport in itself

[Mr. Clutch]

and soccer aint a sport

[Gomez]

Jacking off is my sport :grad:

they're gonna add it to X-Games

[Gomez]

and soccer aint a sport

thank you, Jim Rome.

[gwartney]

and soccer aint a sport

You're dead wrong. It's a sport................for girls.

[Mr. Clutch]

You're dead wrong. It's a sport................for girls.

no, field hockey is a sport for girls.

Soccer is an activity shoved down young kids throats in this country by full on faggot parents who wanna coach from the sidelines.

[gwartney]

I have to admit I tried intermural soccer in college, right out of high school where I wrestled and played football, and it winded the fuck out of me.

[Gomez]

and soccer aint a sport


You're dead wrong. It's a sport................for girls.


no, field hockey is a sport for girls.

Soccer is an activity shoved down young kids throats in this country by full on faggot parents who wanna coach from the sidelines.

people Please, this thread is about busting a nut before sports, not nec. aboot sports
some focus, please.

[gwartney]

The only sport I might be qualified for now is competitive eating. Mrs. g would probably recommend withholding for a month or two at least prior to an event.

[Billy]

There are no Athletes here. :jj:
Athletes haha

[Mr. Clutch]

There are no Athletes here. :jj:
Athletes haha

You are incorrect sir.

[Napoleon V]

I j/o'd this morning and won a game of hoops this afternoon

[Billy]

You are incorrect sir.

:spit:

[Billy]

The sport I play is jerking off, so I don't jerk off before I play jerking off.

[BrulesRules]

this is actually a pro-tip from Ronaldo...

http://www.offthepost.info/blog/2011/10/ronaldo-says-dont-play-with-yourself-before-the-match/

“It’s not true that sex is detrimental to performance [on the pitch]. Masturbation is more tiring.”

[Gomez]

I j/o'd this morning and won a game of hoops this afternoon

took it straight to the hole

http://i636.photobucket.com/albums/uu90/fartknockgomez/rimshot.jpg

[jackie the jerk]

When I use to play any type of sport or competitive event I never would, the times before that I did have sex my concentration and ability to keep my head in whatever I was doing was gone, it was like I just didn't give a fuck what I had to do at the time.

[Stew Nod]

Women weaken legs!

http://www.forkparty.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/mentorsmickie.jpg

[changokid]

For me, my legs feel weak ( esp. thigh muscles) after nutting, so I learned not to bust a load 12 hours before an event. Me, I played competitive soccer in HS and college and also tennis, and I learned not to nut so soon before an event because it fucked up my performance. What aboot you? :dontknow:


Soccer. LoL. Tennis. SuperLOL. I thought you were talking about real sports like football, Boxing.

[Mr. Clutch]

Soccer. LoL. Tennis. SuperLOL. I thought you were talking about real sports like football, Boxing.

reps fo a nigga

[wetback]

There are no Athletes here. :jj:
Athletes haha

:rolleyes:

[wetback]

nigga plz, im legit as fuck at softball and basketball yo.that was stupid

[Mr. Clutch]

:rolleyes:

nigga plz bikes aint a sport its a activity

[idiotbox]

i've fucked before, during and after the sport i participate in.

[wetback]

nigga plz bikes aint a sport its a activityshut up stupid! you know nothing!

[Mr. Clutch]

shut up stupid! you know nothing!

i dont recall someone else using that one before... congrats yo, your first original response in a long time.

[wetback]

i dont recall someone else using that one before... congrats yo, your first original response in a long time.that was stupid! I got hurt playing softball! Wahhhhhhh! :artiejj: dumb wigger.

[Mr. Clutch]

that was stupid! I got hurt playing softball! Wahhhhhhh! :artiejj: dumb wigger.

the comedy stylings of wetback, everyone :rolleye:

[wetback]

the comedy stylings of wetback, everyone :rolleye::hat:

[banksy]

nigga plz bikes aint a sport its a activity


shut up stupid! you know nothing!
:lol: my kids must be athletes cuz they ride bikes too.

[Gomez]

:lol: my kids must be athletes cuz they ride bikes too.

do they jack off though that's the keshton

[Mack]

early and often

[wetback]

:lol: my kids must be athletes cuz they ride bikes too.:facepalm: I give up on you tubbies..put em in kids bmx, see how they do. :)

[Magnificent Mr. Hole]

I j/o'd this morning and won a game of hoops this afternoon

When you shoot can you hit the backboard?