siri, remind me to put the gazpacho on ice in an hour

[dinkus mayhem]

i tried this the other day after i samuel jackson do it on a apple commercia. bullshit!

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[HaroldJackson]

I'm surprised she didn't recommend 14 restaurants in your area with gaspacho on their menus.

[HaroldJackson]

Or 7 hotels within a short distance from here.
( that have nothing to do with tomato soup or anything you ever fuckin ask her)

[Dave]

Those commercials have a "Sequences shortened" disclaimer at the bottom of the screen. I was disappointed too.

[Frog]

http://cl.jroo.me/z3/5/4/l/d/a.aaa.jpg

[Daveindiego]

You're missing words, Potty McPothead.

[Daveindiego]

Are there seriously creepo's in this thread that are referring to this as "her"?

[dinkus mayhem]

Those commercials have a "Sequences shortened" disclaimer at the bottom of the screen. I was disappointed too.

i don't even mind that it takes longer to do than the commercials make it seem. it bugs me that it won't do what they show in the commercials.

i asked siri to tell me a joke an it said "i'm sorry dinkus i don't know any jokes." i was all like "you're a faggit" an it was like "gee."

[Dave]

It's a female voice Dave.

[Ridic Too]

The 'S' is a huge waste of $$$.

[Dave]

i don't even mind that it takes longer to do than the commercials make it seem. it bugs me that it won't do what they show in the commercials.

i asked siri to tell me a joke an it said "i'm sorry dinkus i don't know any jokes." i was all like "you're a faggit" an it was like "gee."

I was playing with the speech on my iMac before and it can tell knock-knock jokes.

[DrivenByDemons]

Transcribes my texts like a fucking boss

[Daveindiego]

It's a female voice Dave.

It's an it, ABC.

[gilaet]

I ain't your e-sous chef.

[Daveindiego]

Transcribes my texts like a fucking boss

Dragon does it for free.

[dinkus mayhem]

You're missing words, Potty McPothead.

i said "siri, remind me to put my gazpacho on ice in an hour" or "siri, remind me to put the gaspacho on ice in an hour" an it never got it right. bullshit.

[Dave]

It's an it, ABC.
She's an it, David.

[FranciscoTheMan]

What is your recipe?

[dinkus mayhem]

Transcribes my texts like a fucking boss

it does great with my texts too. best voice recognition i ever used. but it can't get "gazpacho on ice" right.

[Frog]

Are there seriously creepo's in this thread that are referring to this as "her"?

Isn't this her?

http://blenderblog.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Siri1-610x370.jpg

[HaroldJackson]

What is your recipe?

Oh here we go...

[Daveindiego]

i said "siri, remind me to put my gazpacho on ice in an hour" or "siri, remind me to put the gaspacho on ice in an hour" an it never got it right. bullshit.


i tried this the other day after i samuel jackson do it on a apple commercia. bullshit!




You're missing words and letters, Potty McPothead.

[Daveindiego]

Or are you really Samuel Jackson? :weird:

[dinkus mayhem]

You're missing words and letters, Potty McPothead.

siri don't give a fuck bro.

[dinkus mayhem]

Or are you really Samuel Jackson? :weird:

that's really a gay question.

[Daveindiego]

She's an it, David.

I stand by my original statement of creepo behavior.

[FranciscoTheMan]

Oh here we go...Puh-lease. He set the trap. :p

[Daveindiego]

siri don't give a fuck bro.


that's really a gay question.

Nigga, is you retarded?

[dinkus mayhem]

Puh-lease. He set the trap. :p

i only made gazpacho once an it was like a cucumber one. i didn't care for it. i probably should a got some better olive oil for it.

[dinkus mayhem]

Nigga, is you retarded?

i'm not not retarded, if that's what you're asking.

[HaroldJackson]

Puh-lease. He set the trap. :p

When I said it, I was like " that's mean. " then I was like " nah, she'll get it. "

[Daveindiego]

Hey dink! Do you have some sort of funky accent? Or a speech impediment? :jj:

I just took the dogs outside so no one would hear me saying this gayness and Siri nailed it.

He just said he's retarded.

I bet he sounds like Wendy the Retard. :c

[FranciscoTheMan]

i only made gazpacho once an it was like a cucumber one. i didn't care for it. i probably should a got some better olive oil for it.That's too bad. My recipe totally kicks ass of course. :cool:


When I said it, I was like " that's mean. " then I was like " nah, she'll get it. "Thank you for elaborating. :o

[dinkus mayhem]

That's too bad. My recipe totally kicks ass of course. :cool:


post it! :cheer:

[dinkus mayhem]

Hey dink! Do you have some sort of funky accent? Or a speech impediment? :jj:

I just took the dogs outside so no one would hear me saying this gayness and Siri nailed it.
i said it clearer than samuel jackson, bro.

[jackie the jerk]

Anyone say that you should have said "Remind me to put the mutha fuckin gazpacho on some mutha fuckin ice in a hour" yet?

[FranciscoTheMan]

post it! :cheer:Its pretty labor intensive but its so good....I do it by taste BTW...


Base:
1/2 Box of Chicken Broth
3 smaller cans Crushed Tomatoes
1/4c Lime Juice
2T Cumin
1.5T Garlic Powder
Salt & Pepper, to taste

The Vegetables:
1 English Cucumber run through a food processor
2/3c Carrots run through a food processor
2/3c Celery run through the food processor
1/2 a large Onion run through the food processor
1/2 a Red Bell Pepper run through the food processor


Mix in at the end:
Jalapeno Pepper (as many as you desire heat-wise)
1/2c Cilantro, chopped
1 Avocado, larger dice





This is all written off the top of my head, but that's pretty much how I make it.

[FranciscoTheMan]

I'm editing....left off 1/4c Lime Juice.

[dinkus mayhem]

Its pretty labor intensive but its so good....I do it by taste BTW...


Base:
1/2 Box of Chicken Broth
3 smaller cans Crushed Tomatoes
1/4c Lime Juice
2T Cumin
1.5T Garlic Powder
Salt & Pepper, to taste

The Vegetables:
1 English Cucumber run through a food processor
2/3c Carrots run through a food processor
2/3c Celery run through the food processor
1/2 a large Onion run through the food processor
1/2 a Red Bell Pepper run through the food processor


Mix in at the end:
Jalapeno Pepper (as many as you desire heat-wise)
1/2c Cilantro, chopped
1 Avocado, larger dice





This is all written off the top of my head, but that's pretty much how I make it.

that actually sounds pretty good. maybe i'll give it a shot sometime.

[JumboWop]

i tried this the other day after i samuel jackson do it on a apple commercia. bullshit!

Could your thick lisp be messing with the phone's voice recognition program?

[FranciscoTheMan]

that actually sounds pretty good. maybe i'll give it a shot sometime.Its great, I usually make a huge pot or two of it over the summer and eat on it until I get sick of it.

[dinkus mayhem]

Could your thick lisp be messing with the phone's voice recognition program?

could be considering how i'm a huge homo.

[dinkus mayhem]

My wife has been making 'ratatouille' almost nightly... gay name, but so much vegetabley goodness... I can't get enough of it...

i loves ratatouille. i make a ratatouille samwich with melted provolone that's delish. just make yo regular ratatouille an then get a good french bread loaf, rip oot some a the bread, drizzle with olive oil an add some/rub some garlic, toast that bread in the oven for a bit, then add ratatouille to it an top with cheese, shove under broiler. eat. thank dinkus for another wonderful invention.

[FranciscoTheMan]

My wife has been making 'ratatouille' almost nightly... gay name, but so much vegetabley goodness... I can't get enough of it...We grow so many great Ratatouille vegetables here...I always love going to the farmer's market in the morning and getting the stuff to make it for dinner.

Its one of the best meals to make.

Lucky man!

[FranciscoTheMan]

could be considering how i'm a huge homo.I figured it was because you're now rolling you "r's" after coming into contact with a Latina that would put out for you. :dontknow:

[DrivenByDemons]

i loves ratatouille. i make a ratatouille samwich with melted provolone that's delish. just make yo regular ratatouille an then get a good french bread loaf, rip oot some a the bread, drizzle with olive oil an add some/rub some garlic, toast that bread in the oven for a bit, then add ratatouille to it an top with cheese, shove under broiler. eat. thank dinkus for another wonderful invention.

cheese + broiler = can't lose

[wetback]

IPhone.. :jj: