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DrivenByDemons
04-29-2012, 08:54 PM
How fucking immature. This will ruin any future roasts for me

DarkFriday
04-29-2012, 08:55 PM
<fail>

Porn Stache
04-29-2012, 08:55 PM
I forgot all about the Apprentice.

I'll now enjoy the last 5 minutes.

Mlaw
04-29-2012, 08:55 PM
not watching yet

k4D3t
04-29-2012, 08:55 PM
she's a real whiny bitch

jackie the jerk
04-29-2012, 08:56 PM
Nice vid/story included in the post :coffee:

DrivenByDemons
04-29-2012, 08:56 PM
I'm about 20 minutes behind. Nothing spoiled, she's just being her usual self.

gwartney
04-29-2012, 08:56 PM
I once heard her tell a joke about dating black people. It was quite humorous.

DarkFriday
04-29-2012, 08:56 PM
Fat and loud and mean and fairly ugly :artiejj:

VAsiCkBoy
04-29-2012, 08:57 PM
If they fire Dayana...I'm done with this show.

Lampignelli is a fucking jealous CUNT!

DrivenByDemons
04-29-2012, 08:57 PM
Nice vid/story included in the post :coffee:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA

VAsiCkBoy
04-29-2012, 08:57 PM
Can't stand the bitch!

DrivenByDemons
04-29-2012, 08:57 PM
If they fire Dayana...I'm done with this show.

Lampignelli is a fucking jealous CUNT!

Don't spoil anything bra! We are behind

k4D3t
04-29-2012, 08:58 PM
what's crazy, is she can dish it out, but can't take it

DrivenByDemons
04-29-2012, 08:58 PM
I once heard her tell a joke about dating black people. It was quite humorous.

I love her on any roast I've ever seen her do. She's awesome at that but this bitch has serious issues. So unprofessional.

Billy
04-29-2012, 08:59 PM
I never really liked her before, but now I THINK SHE IS SERIOUSLY FUCKING CRAZY!!!

:crazybye:

DrivenByDemons
04-29-2012, 08:59 PM
what's crazy, is she can dish it out, but can't take it

She takes it fine at the roasts. SHe's been hit hardcore at those things and it bounces right off her. This is just sad watching her be such a fool.

Billy
04-29-2012, 09:01 PM
what's crazy, is she can dish it out, but can't take it

You never know if she is going to cry or go off on someone.

VAsiCkBoy
04-29-2012, 09:01 PM
I'll never be able to watch another roast with her....unless she's the roastee.

eliasbboy
04-29-2012, 09:06 PM
http://www.rankopedia.com/CandidatePix/124815.gif

DrivenByDemons
04-29-2012, 09:07 PM
http://www.rankopedia.com/CandidatePix/124815.gif

:jj:

eliasbboy
04-29-2012, 09:07 PM
She pretty much said on her Sirius show that she was menopausal and crazy during the filming of this stuff. That kindaputs it in perspective, but she's still annoying as fuck with that crying.

eliasbboy
04-29-2012, 09:17 PM
http://i591.photobucket.com/albums/ss358/eliasbboy/Misc/Saloon/Lisaroll.gif

k4D3t
04-29-2012, 09:23 PM
who wouldn't love this?
http://i827.photobucket.com/albums/zz193/CadetHappyMPLS/DAWG/dayana-mendoza-bikini-pics-9.jpg

eliasbboy
04-29-2012, 09:28 PM
who wouldn't love this?


http://i827.photobucket.com/albums/zz193/CadetHappyMPLS/DAWG/dayana-mendoza-bikini-pics-9.jpg

I have YET to find a picture that looks as good as she does live/on tv. She is striking.

VAsiCkBoy
04-29-2012, 09:28 PM
^^^she is fucking perfect!^^^

ChuckZ
04-29-2012, 09:29 PM
always hated her comedy :dontknow:

VAsiCkBoy
04-29-2012, 09:29 PM
This is always mah favorite!
http://redriverautographs.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/dayana-mendoza1.jpg?w=500

VAsiCkBoy
04-29-2012, 09:31 PM
Dayana is everything I love about women while Lisa is everything I detest about women.

ChuckZ
04-29-2012, 09:31 PM
This is always mah favorite!
http://redriverautographs.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/dayana-mendoza1.jpg?w=500

If Lisa L. looked like that I might find her funny

Billy
04-29-2012, 09:34 PM
always hated her comedy :dontknow:

I can't stand her delivery.

k4D3t
04-29-2012, 09:45 PM
I have YET to find a picture that looks as good as she does live/on tv. She is striking.


that is true -- a rarity -- grace kelly also had that attribute

tomtom
04-29-2012, 10:49 PM
She is a horrible comic, not funny on Howard or the roasts. We give too much credit to a comedian, particuarly a woman when they are raunchy. This isn't 1950, we have heard a lot worse.

Her comedy sounds like it was written and performed by a 14 year old. Just horrible. Some of her material may be gooed but her timing and delivery make me tune out.


Dayana is the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. Putting her next to that pig lampinelli only makes her look prettier.

deidler
04-29-2012, 10:59 PM
The baby started crying so I missed the ending. I think I'm going to just not watch and pretend she won. They are all so unlikeable except Dayana and maybe the Jersey broad. If they remake Weird Science I think she would be great in the Kelly LeBrock role.

Pony
04-30-2012, 07:50 AM
The baby started crying so I missed the ending. I think I'm going to just not watch and pretend she won. They are all so unlikeable except Dayana and maybe the Jersey broad. If they remake Weird Science I think she would be great in the Kelly LeBrock role.

Clay Aiken is pretty likable.

baltimore mike
04-30-2012, 08:25 AM
whos gonna win you guys think?

Pony
04-30-2012, 08:26 AM
whos gonna win you guys think?

I think Clay could take it. How about you?

christ cracker
04-30-2012, 08:28 AM
dark meat ew
you guys are corroded

Pony
04-30-2012, 08:30 AM
This is always mah favorite!
http://redriverautographs.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/dayana-mendoza1.jpg?w=500

Nice, but she's even prettier than that on TV.

Kanye West
04-30-2012, 08:36 AM
yea her and that aubree chick suck ass

tomtom
04-30-2012, 08:44 AM
dark meat ew
you guys are corroded
She is from Venezuela and her ancestry is all Spanish, European. Besides, lots of pretty Latina and black women.

christ cracker
04-30-2012, 09:23 AM
i dont care

tomtom
04-30-2012, 09:25 AM
i dont care
Obviously.

DrivenByDemons
04-30-2012, 10:10 AM
Nice, but she's even prettier than that on TV.

why is that??? we've been saying this for weeks and it's totally true. her pictures just don't do her justice at all.

Kanye West
04-30-2012, 10:11 AM
she i pretty damn hot

christ cracker
04-30-2012, 10:20 AM
http://img3.uploadhouse.com/fileuploads/16023/1602352324b4d378ffd406d9e20b7452d555b4bd.gif

geo
04-30-2012, 10:24 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA

chocolate rayiyiyiyaaaaaaaaane.............:cheer:

Peau de Soie
04-30-2012, 10:26 AM
She takes it fine at the roasts. SHe's been hit hardcore at those things and it bounces right off her. This is just sad watching her be such a fool.

Yup. One or two other threads have covered this, but I really think she's killed her career with this unbelievably humorless and whiny display on the show, week after week.

I keep thinking it will get better, but it doesn't. She gets worse. No respect left for her at all.

Pony
04-30-2012, 10:27 AM
why is that??? we've been saying this for weeks and it's totally true. her pictures just don't do her justice at all.

:dontknow:

eliasbboy
04-30-2012, 10:45 AM
why is that??? we've been saying this for weeks and it's totally true. her pictures just don't do her justice at all.

Amen. Her beauty cannot be confined by such pedestrian constructs such as film.




















Too much? :jj:

Blackened
04-30-2012, 11:00 AM
that's a huge bitch

DrivenByDemons
04-30-2012, 11:12 AM
Amen. Her beauty cannot be confined by such pedestrian constructs such as film.



















Too much? :jj:

seriously though, I see pics of her and I'm like yea she's cute. Then I see her on TV and shes stunning. It's strange.

MatthewT
04-30-2012, 12:37 PM
she's way too competitive, and doesn't have any filters. she'll say later she was acting all over-the-top for comedic effect :facepalm:

Jack-A-Roe
04-30-2012, 01:22 PM
I love her on any roast I've ever seen her do. She's awesome at that but this bitch has serious issues. So unprofessional.

she sucks at the roasts, and all her material relies on is ethnic slurs, bitch isnt funny

even artie, who's stand up sucks recognized she was bad

keywordpk
04-30-2012, 08:29 PM
I was sad Dayana left. :sad:

TripTo My Taint
04-30-2012, 09:42 PM
I have YET to find a picture that looks as good as she does live/on tv. She is striking.




Does she ever show wet, puffy camel-toe on TV?

Peau de Soie
05-01-2012, 07:38 AM
wet, puffy camel-toe

Talk about good names for a band....

Pony
05-01-2012, 07:58 AM
I was sad Dayana left. :sad:

She was pretty bad in that challenge, though. Smart girl, gorgeous, but she was the project manager and they lost anyway.

sstressed
05-01-2012, 08:02 AM
both the trump boys cried when that beauty was kicked off. they should bring her back just to sit beside donald so i can look at her.

lisa is a whiny, whiny cunt. if she was a normal female, i'd be ok with her crying jags but this trash talking, annoying bitch crying all the time is old old old. man up bitch!

Pony
05-01-2012, 08:03 AM
both the trump boys cried when that beauty was kicked off. they should bring her back just to sit beside donald so i can look at her.

lisa is a whiny, whiny cunt. if she was a normal female, i'd be ok with her crying jags but this trash talking, annoying bitch crying all the time is old old old. man up bitch!

She's not coming off too well, true. Is that an understatement?

DrivenByDemons
05-01-2012, 08:05 AM
She's not coming off too well, true. Is that an understatement?

Did you get that file??? I was gonna delete it from my dropbox if you did.

christ cracker
05-01-2012, 08:07 AM
stop calling weak men; vaginas!
vaginas give birth and are tougher than you

sstressed
05-01-2012, 08:14 AM
She's not coming off too well, true. Is that an understatement?


hecklers to her shows should just cry. :)

Pony
05-01-2012, 08:17 AM
Did you get that file??? I was gonna delete it from my dropbox if you did.

Sorry, I thought I did. Give me a minute.

FlaFlaFlunkie
05-01-2012, 08:21 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6179b4ypOMI dunno. I thought this was funny. :dontknow:

DrivenByDemons
05-01-2012, 08:22 AM
Sorry, I thought I did. Give me a minute.

No big whoop, whenever. Just let me know when you're done.

sstressed
05-01-2012, 08:23 AM
I dunno. I thought this was funny. :dontknow:

she can be funny. have you watched her melt downs on trumps show? she's weak, and whiny, and there is nothing funny about her.

Pony
05-01-2012, 08:24 AM
No big whoop, whenever. Just let me know when you're done.

I'm listening to it now. I guess you can delete it then, right? Thanks again, G. :hat:

DrivenByDemons
05-01-2012, 08:25 AM
she can be funny. have you watched her melt downs on trumps show? she's weak, and whiny, and there is nothing funny about her.

Exactly, I think she's pretty funny at the roasts and takes the jokes thrown at her well but this Apprentice thing is insane. So immature and unprofessional.

DrivenByDemons
05-01-2012, 08:26 AM
I'm listening to it now. I guess you can delete it then, right? Thanks again, G. :hat:

AS long as you downloaded a copy to your PC it's all good. I'll wait till tomorrow just in case. :)

Pony
05-01-2012, 08:27 AM
AS long as you downloaded a copy to your PC it's all good. I'll wait till tomorrow just in case. :)

I was pretty positive I did, but I don't know where I saved it. :facepalm: Anyway, listening right now.

Peau de Soie
05-01-2012, 08:30 AM
she can be funny. have you watched her melt downs on trumps show? she's weak, and whiny, and there is nothing funny about her.

FlaFla, this is kind of the point. Some of us (like me) used to think she was a riot, but this abysmal and HUMORLESS crybaby performance on the Apprentice has forever changed our opinion.

DrivenByDemons
05-01-2012, 08:38 AM
FlaFla, this is kind of the point. Some of us (like me) used to think she was a riot, but this abysmal and HUMORLESS crybaby performance on the Apprentice has forever changed our opinion.

reps

FlaFlaFlunkie
05-01-2012, 08:39 AM
she can be funny. have you watched her melt downs on trumps show? she's weak, and whiny, and there is nothing funny about her.I can't bring myself to contribute, in any way, to Donald Trump's success.

Peau de Soie
05-01-2012, 08:41 AM
I can't bring myself to contribute, in any way, to Donald Trump's success.

Then you might want to take our word for it. The transformation was both remarkable and sad. For the longest time I figured she was just putting it on, and was going to bust out with some serious snark, but it never happens. She takes the dumb show absolutely deathly seriously.

eliasbboy
05-01-2012, 08:49 AM
FlaFla, this is kind of the point. Some of us (like me) used to think she was a riot, but this abysmal and HUMORLESS crybaby performance on the Apprentice has forever changed our opinion.

I was VERY odd behavior. She did mention on her sirius show she was going thru menapause during the filming of that. :dontknow:

DrivenByDemons
05-01-2012, 08:57 AM
I was VERY odd behavior. She did mention on her sirius show she was going thru menapause during the filming of that. :dontknow:

sounds fishy to me








:c

Pony
05-01-2012, 09:04 AM
sounds fishy to me
:c

:what:

DrivenByDemons
05-01-2012, 09:08 AM
:what:

don't neg me bro!

Pony
05-01-2012, 09:11 AM
don't neg me bro!

:evil:

sstressed
05-01-2012, 09:16 AM
sounds fishy to me



:c

:jj:

keywordpk
05-01-2012, 10:10 AM
She was pretty bad in that challenge, though. Smart girl, gorgeous, but she was the project manager and they lost anyway.

Yeah, I agree. It would be hard to manage people like that, though.

:facepalm:

Pony
05-01-2012, 10:13 AM
Yeah, I agree. It would be hard to manage people like that, though.

:facepalm:

In that circumstance, PK, I think "hard" is putting it lightly. They didn't give her any support at all.

keywordpk
05-01-2012, 10:17 AM
In that circumstance, PK, I think "hard" is putting it lightly. They didn't give her any support at all.

I've managed people and it's not easy sometimes.

How are you, sweet thing? I miss you!

:kiss: