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Hateman
04-28-2012, 05:24 PM
I want to see Debbie the Pet lady and him go at it for once haha.


Id still take him over that boring cunt.

Mutt Sucks
04-28-2012, 05:30 PM
It will never happen. He is banned from the building and Howard is afraid of him.

Hateman
04-28-2012, 05:31 PM
It will never happen. He is banned from the building and Howard is afraid of him.

I love your name!

PI Nate
04-28-2012, 05:39 PM
One-Trick pony, not fun or funny...

Hateman
04-28-2012, 05:40 PM
One-Trick pony, not fun or funny...

And Debbie the cunt lady is any better?

WillyBest
04-28-2012, 07:28 PM
It will never happen. He is banned from the building and Howard is afraid of him.

This.

Plus didn't hit hit and kill a woman with a rented Ryder truck? It sounded like an accident, but he could still go to jail for it. If he hasn't already...

Vashier
04-28-2012, 07:36 PM
This.

Plus didn't hit hit and kill a woman with a rented Ryder truck? It sounded like an accident, but he could still go to jail for it. If he hasn't already...

That was a long time ago I'm sure that court case has been decided if there even was one.

Dominic GPS
04-28-2012, 07:37 PM
One-Trick pony, not fun or funny...

well nate is this because you have a carcinoma of the corpora cavernosa...the CORPORA CAVERNOSA...you know what that is? riiigghhhttt It's CANCER OF THE COCK! CANCER OF THE COCK! riiiiggghhht. cancer of the cock! riiigghhhttt

Dominic GPS
04-28-2012, 07:41 PM
A very very slim chance we'll hear him on the phone, but he'll never be in the studio again. Forget the whole violent aspect, he would be in a position to call "stern" out on his bullshit and howard couldn't just hang up on him. Cut the mic maybe but he's a loud mfer. I think Howie would be scared of what EEO would have to say.

DogStar69
04-28-2012, 07:42 PM
No and thank God.

YokoOhNo
04-28-2012, 08:54 PM
Did you hear what happened to that bum who spit on yoko? howie pissed his pants and dropped into the fetal position. Eeo will not be allowed anywhere near howie boy

Guts83
04-28-2012, 09:07 PM
Elliot was one of the first few people to rag on howard for the sirius stock. I would love for him to come back on the show just to call robin a cuntface, if only one last time.

Limo Wreck
04-29-2012, 06:22 AM
Did you hear what happened to that bum who spit on yoko? Did he talk about this on air? Somehow I missed this, I read people posting about it all the time but cant find any clips of audio on youtube.

HowardsPrenup
04-29-2012, 06:28 AM
"Robin, shut your cunt-face". Will never happen. That would require some effort on Howard's part, to keep up with Elliot's barrage of insults. Plus he is banned from the building. Elliot was one of the best guests ever though.

YokoOhNo
04-29-2012, 08:02 AM
Did he talk about this on air? Somehow I missed this, I read people posting about it all the time but cant find any clips of audio on youtube.

i'm pretty sure that's true...i heard the replay and don't remember the specific part referring to pissing his pants or curling up into the fetal position but this is entertainment and i'm playing a character who makes assumptions and states them as possible fact.

jon1972us
04-29-2012, 09:21 AM
ugg. I hate his fake schtick. Just as fake as Debbie the Pet Lady.

YokoOhNo
04-29-2012, 10:01 AM
ugg. I hate his fake schtick. Just as fake as Debbie the Pet Lady.

Eeo never apologizes like dtpl does. Eeo is more honest and has more integrity than howie....and he's smart as shit! You ever hear those big words he uses?!?

SiriusDawg
04-29-2012, 10:36 PM
Offen's first appearance on Sirius was epic, imo.

Asking Howard WTF had happened to him and claiming Mel would take all of his money.

Loved it

knu3421
04-29-2012, 10:48 PM
Fresh drywall?

Dominic GPS
04-29-2012, 10:54 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJsVFodK-So&feature=related

STR
04-29-2012, 10:56 PM
hes hilarious


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itBbrDQg0_4

Morning Wood
04-29-2012, 11:01 PM
They would have him on if they can catch him...
http://i56.tinypic.com/23ruvjs.gif

cokeen
04-30-2012, 12:50 AM
elliot offen was radio gold. howard is down to radio bronze. if radio was like the olympics (i.e. if he had to deal with worthy competitors from all over the country) howard wouldn't even qualify. he gets away with his shit and still wins the marathon because the rest of the field is one-legged.

Scott
04-30-2012, 12:55 AM
He was great but he got played out during the football pools. All of the whackpackers did because they were on every week and got over-exposed. People like EEO and Alice need to be rationed out in small doses to remain funny. That being said, I would welcome him back with open arms now.

pylod
04-30-2012, 12:39 PM
I would rather stab my eardrums out with a pencil than listen to that creep!

Hateman
04-30-2012, 07:17 PM
Maybe he is with his daughter now!

koclem
04-30-2012, 07:22 PM
I want to see Debbie the Pet lady and him go at it for once hah.



Just take clips of them arguing and screaming and just mix it together yourself, it's basically what you would get anyway

Limo Wreck
04-30-2012, 07:27 PM
hes hilarious


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itBbrDQg0_4Funny how Howard wants his kids off limits but when Elliot pissed him off Howie went right for Elliots kids.

cokeen
05-01-2012, 12:10 AM
anyone here who happens to be unfamiliar with elliot ahffen needs to click on the above video. "we wanted to forget you 'n yer cuntface!" :rofl:

kauzpayne2002
05-01-2012, 12:27 AM
Eliot offen will not be back on the stern show anytime soon since he was banned from the Sirius building for punching a hone in the wall.