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Ruffypup
04-28-2012, 09:53 AM
and he can't even get the angry 600 to love him. :lol:

Howard Stork
04-28-2012, 09:57 AM
Won't happen.



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WillyBest
04-28-2012, 10:13 AM
But remember, if they love to hate him that still spells success for him. That's the only way I see it working: if he's the new Simon Cowell.

I personally hope he goes down in flames and takes AGT with him, but we'll see...

R.P. McMurphy
04-28-2012, 10:21 AM
But remember, if they love to hate him that still spells success for him. That's the only way I see it working: if he's the new Simon Cowell.

I personally hope he goes down in flames and takes AGT with him, but we'll see...

...yeah simon could tell him to change it up a little, what good is 3 sweet judges. and if hes banking on 50 million to be fans, he needs to check the calender and a mirror. unless howard is peddling smut hes got no act.

Ruffypup
04-28-2012, 10:39 AM
But remember, if they love to hate him that still spells success for him. That's the only way I see it working: if he's the new Simon Cowell.

I personally hope he goes down in flames and takes AGT with him, but we'll see...

He is not going for the love to hate look. He is banking on trading his billion dollar "Hollywod Intolerant" personality to a "Hollywood Beloved Personality." He wants it both ways,,, but he is only going to get that with Ralph.

R.P. McMurphy
04-28-2012, 10:51 AM
...ralph will steal the tip money.

Thelma
04-28-2012, 11:08 AM
Howard has been touting himself as the "judge who everyone agrees with."

R.P. McMurphy
04-28-2012, 11:10 AM
...yeah and he and beth "never fight".

Obi Drunkenobe
04-28-2012, 11:11 AM
:haha:

whatsit
04-28-2012, 11:13 AM
He is not going for the love to hate look. He is banking on trading his billion dollar "Hollywod Intolerant" personality to a "Hollywood Beloved Personality." He wants it both ways,,, but he is only going to get that with Ralph.

He could pull it off. You never know?

rilagent
04-28-2012, 11:35 AM
He could pull it off. You never know?

How does the man pull it off when his channels play repeats of his trips to the Homo Room or his Step'N'Fetchit voice for every black person he has ever imitated?


Besides, it's a failure for Howard already.

His campaign for AGT put the spotlight on his miniscule fan base and zero audience radio show. People who once thought different now know Howard has almost no star power left. Funny that Howard’s got some brand new chompers, but the industry he’s brutalized now see he has no bite left in his teeth.

Maybe he got the AGT gig because NBC thought he still had an audience, still had a brand people desired since it was put out there he was worth $500 mil with his first contract and another half bil with this one. Sirius must know something, right? Well thanks to his stupid lawsuit, we all know that’s bullshit. The first contract only had the potential for $500 mil. And since Howard is saying he’s making the same money with this contract and he can’t prove it, I say bullshit. I’ll say he’s making a lot less, the fucking liar.

AGT may get a few weeks minor bounce and then settle back into third place, but that isn't what Howard needs.

Buchwald's internal polling must show desperate straits to have caused them to order Stern Show Staffers to populate the audience to support Howard. Paying wackpackers to attend and giving creepy shout outs to them is a real sign on how nervous 112 Productions is on the success of this.

Howard’s had a bad 6 months publicity wise and I’m only expecting it to get worse.

schnauzer
04-28-2012, 11:42 AM
Matters of weight might fuck it up for him. He's eliminated all traces of racism & homophobia from his shtick but, his loathing of excess flesh will always remain. Throughout the entire season, Howard will pompousy 'educate' lardy contestants about the nature of showbiz & then commanded them to shift some lb's -- & in true Howard style, he'll spin it out & win over the studio audience. But out there in televisionland, there'll be plenty of fat broads -- possibly AGT fans, who'll switch channel. What kind of masochist wants constant reminders of their lacking will power & unattractiveness?
Wouldn't it be poetic justice if, the mother of a deceased anorexic, sued Howard...& won :thumbup2:

WillyBest
04-28-2012, 04:43 PM
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whatsit
04-28-2012, 04:46 PM
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:jj:

whatsit
04-28-2012, 04:47 PM
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now elias has to make that hair tip

Dusco
04-28-2012, 04:54 PM
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:woohoo:

tv910
04-28-2012, 05:01 PM
I'm wondering how many of Howard's comments that he thinks are so witty will get edited out because AGT thinks they're too offensive. He says stuff every day on his show (seemingly without realizing it) that would cause big trouble if anyone besides his small audience heard it. It's not the obscene stuff, it's the snide little comments about minorities, ethnic groups, the handicapped, and various public figures he's jealous of but are beloved by the rest of the world.

JohnnyDollar
04-28-2012, 05:03 PM
Howard loathes "Middle America".

pylod
04-28-2012, 05:18 PM
Hey! Once they all fall in love with Howard, we are gonna get dumped. :sadbye:

R.P. McMurphy
04-28-2012, 05:54 PM
...if hes really thinking 50 million he should be in belleview and not the hamptons.

harlock
04-28-2012, 06:00 PM
Hey! Once they all fall in love with Howard, we are gonna get dumped. :sadbye: Wiggy already pisses on us. No biggie.:dontknow:

guruhugz
04-28-2012, 06:00 PM
They must be getting worried since they went out begging wack packers to attend AGT tapings.Wiggy cannot deliver an audience. Wiggy pissed on his loyal audience and middle America will never accept him. Ratings will be lower.

Vashier
04-28-2012, 07:29 PM
They must be getting worried since they went out begging wack packers to attend AGT tapings.Wiggy cannot deliver an audience. Wiggy pissed on his loyal audience and middle America will never accept him. Ratings will be lower.

and telling them all to tryout for the show. That would be illegal since there are always disclaimers stating anyone tied into the judges, show, or network can't compete.

Odd Vaark
04-28-2012, 07:40 PM
But remember, if they love to hate him that still spells success for him. That's the only way I see it working: if he's the new Simon Cowell.

I personally hope he goes down in flames and takes AGT with him, but we'll see...

he can't pull that off: Simon is sort of a lovable curmudgeon who the audience gets a kick out of because they sense he is not by nature mean-spirited. Howard on the other hand is mean-spirited, sounds pissy when he's critical or dumping on contestants and the audience can sense it's his true behavioral default. Besides that, all that meanness coming out a face that resembles an old gargoyle certainly doesn't lessen the impression.

punkinpie
04-28-2012, 07:45 PM
Funny that Howard’s got some brand new chompers, but the industry he’s brutalized now see he has no bite left in his teeth.



Best quote EVER!

You know that and I know that, but he doesn't. Howard is in his ivory tower surrounded by yes men. The reason that I want AGT to be a failure is that he needs a wake up call.

Thelma
04-28-2012, 08:12 PM
From MSN -- Howard Stern: 'I'm going to be a strict judge'

http://entimg.s-msn.com/i/150/News/Jan07/howardstern_150.jpg

http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=724394