Warmth's Breakfast

[MrWarmth]

I hereby claim Wednesday Morning in the name of Princess Zsa Zsa and The Newark Philharmonic Orchestra.

Thank you.


Oh and......:hw:

http://www.newton-corbett.com/images/SafariTowels_zoom.jpg

[terrell]

Eat Hooterville rootabeggers.

[MrWarmth]

I had a feeling you'd be first

[terrell]

How do dat happen?

[MrWarmth]

Let this thread die. It was a bad experiment. Let it go. Let it be. Why me. Why me.

[terrell]

It was so young. Prime of its life. Ah well. RIP lovely, short-lived thread.

[MrWarmth]

Let it go. If it loves you it will come back.

[terrell]

And then you can kill it when it's not looking.

[This Fucker]

Warmth's breakfast grits, scramble eggs and Geritol.

[pheelios]

I hereby claim Wednesday Morning in the name of Princess Zsa Zsa and The Newark Philharmonic Orchestra.

Thank you.


Oh and......:hw:

http://www.newton-corbett.com/images/SafariTowels_zoom.jpg
Good morning Mr. Warmth it's nice to see you here bright and early. I went ahead and brought you some breakfast ;)

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-IX7cajixOKQ/TjHkpqFVZTI/AAAAAAAACb4/YSwCQOJffeE/s640/IMG_8993-1.JPG

[MrWarmth]

Warmth's breakfast grits, scramble eggs and Geritol.Oh....you wanna plat THAT game, huh, Sparky? Well.....where's the wife? She finally had enough of your "I am an ACTOR!" bullshit?

[MrWarmth]

Good morning Mr. Warmth it's nice to see you here bright and early. I went ahead and brought you some breakfast ;)

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-IX7cajixOKQ/TjHkpqFVZTI/AAAAAAAACb4/YSwCQOJffeE/s640/IMG_8993-1.JPG

Ooooh. That don't look half bad!

[terrell]

So half good?

[MrWarmth]

:facepalm:

[terrell]

Well, I'm not leaving this gem on the vine. At least bring it over here too.


When you feel that feeling of love for yourself and your fellow humans you should sleep it off. Stay warm and kiss your own ass for a change.

[Rolling Pin]

idgi

[MrWarmth]

Kiss your own ass? I can't reach down THAT far. Just far enough!

:rs:

[flathead]

This thread sucks, I going to another one.

[terrell]

Good luck with that

[MrWarmth]

This thread sucks, I going to another one.

You won't be let back in, I'm wahhhhning you!

[terrell]

Quick, lock the door! I'll run behind this bar here as chairs fly. Hey, if Pheelios can post hotdog pics twice, ya know.

[MrWarmth]

Alright.....NOW it's a horserace. Bring it on!

[terrell]

That's a beff joke, isn't it? She's a CAT.

[MrWarmth]

She's a whore

[terrell]

Whoresy wins by a nose! And 2 big feet.

[MrWarmth]

This is quite the conundrum

[terrell]

Exciting! Can't wait to see what happens next!! Eh, sure I can. What the uck else do I have to do?

[MrWarmth]

Two dollars says...........NOTHING happens!

[terrell]

2 dollars! Wait, let me see if I have that.

[MrWarmth]

I'll go halvsies witcha

[MrWarmth]

mercy bump

[MrWarmth]

So far THIS thread is Blubbo Ono-free

[bill]

Holey geez, you guys! How much is it to me?

[MrWarmth]

I am pretty sure I would not eat any of Warmth's breakfast. Even if it had 14 spices.

You one of them Starbucks queers?

[MrWarmth]

holey geez, you guys! How much is it to me?

what?!

[MrWarmth]

No, no I am not. I am a DD fag. From way back.

Hey I am down wit dat. DD is tops in my book, my brother. I can dig it. Right on.

Read this post in Ted Baxter's voice...it's funny

[Boss Ono]

You know what the funniest thing about Warmth is?

[MrWarmth]

I have a hard time NOT reading Ray Barone's posts in Raymond's voice.

I read Blubbo Ono's posts in Alfred Hitchcock's voice

[terrell]

I am pretty sure I would not eat any of Warmth's breakfast. Even if it had 14 spices.

Nice call back!

[MrWarmth]

Blubbo Ono. Thread killer

[bill]

what?!


I fold.

[terrell]

We'll split 2k's losses.

[MrWarmth]

I mutilate

[MrWarmth]

Anybody here spindle?

[MrWarmth]

The old timers here will know what I'm talking about. "Do not fold, spindle, or mutilate"

Oh never mind :facepalm:

[terrell]

I got the joke! That was a joke, right? Cause it's not nice to mutilate.

[Boss Ono]

The old timers here will know what I'm talking about. "Do not fold, spindle, or mutilate"

Oh never mind :facepalm:You can't even sign on a dotted line.

[MrWarmth]

I don't know what spindle means.

[MrWarmth]

You can't even sign on a dotted line.

I can't take this fat loser anymore. I gotta run anyway. I know he hates when I say that because....well...his condition and all. And he's fat. have day! :hw:

:shortbus:

[terrell]

Roll up I think it means.

[Boss Ono]

I don't know what spindle means.420 lol http://www.jeansrestaurantsupply.com/Assets/product_images/product/AmericanMetalcraft/NCS36.jpg

[terrell]

I can't take this fat loser anymore. I gotta run anyway. I know he hates when I say that because....well...his condition and all. And he's fat. have day! :hw:

:shortbus:

You edited 'because'. I saw it!

[MrWarmth]

Roll up I think it means.

So is that how Blobbo "walks up" to a check out counter? He "spindles"? :rs:

[terrell]

420 lol http://www.jeansrestaurantsupply.com/Assets/product_images/product/AmericanMetalcraft/NCS36.jpg

Order up! ding ding

[MrWarmth]

Okay NOW I'm gone! :rs:
:jj:
:hw:

[Boss Ono]

Short bus is right. :haha:

[MrWarmth]

Blobbo at IHOP: "I'll have everything on page 2!"

Okay NOW.......:hw:

[MrWarmth]

My green light is off

[Boss Ono]

Your brainwaves are off.

[sarnie]

am i late?

[terrell]

nope.

[sarnie]

ok i'll have farina with a poached egg and a coffee black

[terrell]

haha first page call back. sounds good about now.

[Magnificent Mr. Hole]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m323kxunyk1qg39ewo1_500.gif

[Boss Ono]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m323kxunyk1qg39ewo1_500.gifFat and cholesterol are like a bat signal for EC.

[sarnie]

Fat and cholesterol are like a bat signal for EC.
i thought ec liked bacon? :lunch: