What should I get for dinner tomorrow you bunch of fags

[Chriza]

http://www.claimjumper.com/menu_appetizers.aspx


Going here for my Mom's birthday tomorrow and there's a lot of good shit so help me narrow it down fuckfaces

[Chriza]

I'm leaving but I'll check back later or tomorrow to see what you assholes picked and probably ignore your advice :gtfo:

[GHP]

Thread title answered question

[gwartney]

The roasted Tri-Tip looks good.

[Phil McKrakin]

Thread title answered question

Stewed assholes. Em em em em em!!!!

[Rolling Pin]

Fuck that place.

[FranciscoTheMan]

Jeez, this place has a bigger menu than The Cheesecake Factory.

My suggestions:

Giant Stuffed Baker
Steak Chili Stuffed Baker
Meatloaf & Mashed Potatoes
Mini Tri Tip Dips

[Mack]

http://www.claimjumper.com/menu_appetizers.aspx


Going here for my Mom's birthday tomorrow and there's a lot of good shit so help me narrow it down fuckfaces

another cock. :pie:

[Jack-A-Roe]

potato cakes and range rattlers, done

[Jack-A-Roe]

and country fried steak

[Mack]

steak chili in the sourdough bowl

[Avery]

Faggot west coast chain.

You gonna get the wedge salad, nigger? :c

[Mack]

Faggot west coast chain.

You gonna get the wedge salad, nigger? :c
it does sound touristy as fuck

[Avery]

it does sound touristy as fuck

you don't have them in idaho?

i lived around squaw valley for a bit in Cali and Claim Jumpers are fancy eatin'. They even have frozen dinners in west coast supermarkets.

[JumboWop]

Sorry Chriza but Claim Jumper is horrible.

[Mack]

you don't have them in idaho?

i lived around squaw valley for a bit in Cali and Claim Jumpers are fancy eatin'. They even have frozen dinners in west coast supermarkets.

None I've ever seen

[FranciscoTheMan]

None I've ever seenI've seen the frozen meals here in Kentucky.

[JumboWop]

They're always built near Marie Calendar's restaurants . . . that's where the 'Claim Jumper' name comes from . . . they're jumping Marie Calendar's claim.

[FranciscoTheMan]

They're always built near Marie Calendar's restaurants . . . that's where the 'Claim Jumper' name comes from . . . they're jumping Marie Calendar's claim.Marie Callender's = Ghetto frozen food in Kentucky

[Phil McKrakin]

Sorry Chriza but Claim Jumper is horrible.

Just like every other shitty chain except (Chriza will love this) HUGE portions. :pig: :pig:

[Avery]

I've seen the frozen meals here in Kentucky.

No shit. I've never seen them in NY. They actually aren't bad.

The restaurant food is kinda meh. Its like a high class Applebee's.

[JumboWop]

Marie Callender's = Ghetto frozen food in Kentucky

It's ghetto frozen food in California too . . . so's Claim Jumper. They just give you a bit more frozen food than Marie Calendar's and they've usually got some bullshit 'Olde West' decor for you to gape at while you choke it down.

[Avery]

It's ghetto frozen food in California too . . . so's Claim Jumper. They just give you a bit more frozen food than Marie Calendar's and they've usually got some bullshit 'Olde West' decor for you to gape at while you choke it down.

:jj:

That is the exact theme i experienced. I think there was a giant tree stump in the waiting area.

[FranciscoTheMan]

No shit. I've never seen them in NY. They actually aren't bad.

The restaurant food is kinda meh. Its like a high class Applebee's.I've been to Applebee's once...a friend dragged me there. I was not impressed.


It's ghetto frozen food in California too . . . so's Claim Jumper. They just give you a bit more frozen food than Marie Calendar's and they've usually got some bullshit 'Olde West' decor for you to gape at while you choke it down.Its sad that Chriza lives in a culinary mecca, yet he eats at and supports shitty food chains. :(

[JWC]

Get the Top Sirloin with Lobster tail. Finish it up with a slice of chocolate cake.

[JumboWop]

Its sad that Chriza lives in a culinary mecca, yet he eats at and supports shitty food chains. :(

Portlandians are almost as famous for their unsophisticated pallets as they are their poor taste in men's jewelry.

http://i40.tinypic.com/1errmb.jpg

[BearScat]

Food poisoning :flip:

[Avery]

Its sad that Chriza lives in a culinary mecca, yet he eats at and supports shitty food chains. :(

Really? The west coast is an abortion when it comes to anything other than mexican food.

I get why they're so like, anti-corporation...maaaaaaaaaan. It's because everything is a chain, strip mall out there. At least that was my experience.

[FranciscoTheMan]

Really? The west coast is an abortion when it comes to anything other than mexican food.

I get why they're so like, anti-corporation...maaaaaaaaaan. It's because everything is a chain, strip mall out there. At least that was my experience.There are plenty of excellent restaurants and talented chefs on the west coast. You just have to know where to look.

I live in central Kentucky. I could take you to restaurants here that would blow you away. Its all about being informed about what there is out there. :o

[JumboWop]

Really? The west coast is an abortion when it comes to anything other than mexican food.

I get why they're so like, anti-corporation...maaaaaaaaaan. It's because everything is a chain, strip mall out there. At least that was my experience.

It's all style and no substance out here. People will happily pay $12 for a crappy burrito if the place is decorated nice. Seattle and SF have good restaurants but in most places it's generally hard going for decent cuisine at any price.

[BearScat]

Really? The west coast is an abortion when it comes to anything other than mexican food.

I get why they're so like, anti-corporation...maaaaaaaaaan. It's because everything is a chain, strip mall out there. At least that was my experience.

ya

[Mack]

Really? The west coast is an abortion when it comes to anything other than mexican food.

I get why they're so like, anti-corporation...maaaaaaaaaan. It's because everything is a chain, strip mall out there. At least that was my experience.
Idaho :cheer: It's all mom and pops shit around here.

[Avery]

Idaho :cheer: It's all mom and pops shit around here.

That's why i'm remaining east coast.

They still rep their heritage. West coast is so homogenized that all the white people are the same, which is boring, which is why they love mexican food so much.

[JumboWop]

There are plenty of excellent restaurants and talented chefs on the west coast. You just have to know where to look.

I live in central Kentucky. I could take you to restaurants here that would blow you away. Its all about being informed about what there is out there. :o

Illegal aliens probably fill 90% of the kitchens out here and they're the world's shittiest cooks. For example, it's impossible to get a steak cooked right . . . they cook everything like that cheap flank steak they eat by the ton at home. That's our biggest problem. If you want to eat something besides a burrito that tastes like its supposed to you've got to go to a place with non-Mexicans working the kitchen and those places are generally rare and $$$.

[Avery]

Illegal aliens probably fill 90% of the kitchens out here and they're the world's shittiest cooks. For example, it's impossible to get a steak cooked right . . . they cook everything like that cheap flank steak they eat by the ton at home. That's our biggest problem. If you want to eat something besides a burrito that tastes like its supposed to you've got to go to a place with non-Mexicans working the kitchen and those places are generally rare and $$$.

Same thing out east if you aren't careful. Reps for truth.

[BearScat]

Illegal aliens probably fill 90% of the kitchens out here and they're the world's shittiest cooks. For example, it's impossible to get a steak cooked right . . . they cook everything like that cheap flank steak they eat by the ton at home. That's our biggest problem. If you want to eat something besides a burrito that tastes like its supposed to you've got to go to a place with non-Mexicans working the kitchen and those places are generally rare and $$$.

:rolleye:

[pheelios]

Order the following and a large milk, done deal.

Chicken Fried Steak dinner. (ask for 3 fried eggs with it)
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fk1wl7rssIA/SLmnxpjH3tI/AAAAAAAAGtM/R6SQJL-qlI4/s400/claimCFS.jpg

And the Motherlode Chocolate Cake ;)
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_PUjYKIyEP6g/S2CZdbo_d3I/AAAAAAAAB4M/tNOAVWMiCNs/s400/450rest11_cake.jpg

[Popeye Saavedra]

http://www.claimjumper.com/menu_appetizers.aspx


Going here for my Mom's birthday tomorrow and there's a lot of good shit so help me narrow it down fuckfaces

Once again you are showing how white trash you are. It's your mom's birthday and you are going to fucking Claim Jumper!?!?!? You may as well take her to Dennys. I think she'll get a free meal because it's her birthday. But don't invite anyone black because they'll be asked to leave.

[banksy]

the lemon pepper zucchini appetizer looks good. :buffet:

(bunch of food snobs in this motherfucker.)

[Satori Brah]

As far as fast food goes, they have better restaurants down south than up here.

[GHP]

Once again you are showing how white trash you are. It's your mom's birthday and you are going to fucking Claim Jumper!?!?!? You may as well take her to Dennys. I think she'll get a free meal because it's her birthday. But don't invite anyone black because they'll be asked to leave.
Chriza doesn't know any blacks

Denny's it is! :cheer:

[Billy]

http://www.claimjumper.com/menu_appetizers.aspx


Going here for my Mom's birthday tomorrow and there's a lot of good shit so help me narrow it down fuckfaces

fagots, fuckfaces

why you so mad?

[Porn Stache]

http://www.claimjumper.com/menu_appetizers.aspx


Going here for my Mom's birthday tomorrow and there's a lot of good shit so help me narrow it down fuckfaces

Have you ever paid for a meal in your life, you cheap ass bitch?

[ralphberries]

fagots, fuckfaces

why you so mad?

He's mad because he is going to that shit restaurant.

[Mack]

Chriza doesn't know any blacks

Denny's it is! :cheer:

Why do you guys hate the Pacific Northwest so bad? The rain?

[FranciscoTheMan]

Why do you guys hate the Pacific Northwest so bad? The rain?They all have Seasonal Affective Disorder. :c

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seasonal_affective_disorder

[Mack]

They all have Seasonal Affective Disorder. :c

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seasonal_affective_disorder

we called it 'shack wacky' in Alaska

[FranciscoTheMan]

we called it 'shack wacky' in AlaskaIt can make a person do some crazy things. :D

http://www.elle.com/var/ezflow_site/storage/images/sandbox/most-memorable-onscreen-ghosts/the-shining/3439184-1-eng-US/The-Shining.jpg

[k4D3t]

I'd start out with the spinach/artichoke dip then the Hickory BBQ Burger

[GHP]

Why do you guys hate the Pacific Northwest so bad? The rain?

Rain ruins our hair

[FranciscoTheMan]

Rain ruins our hairBut you guys look so cute in those Erykah Badu head-wrap thingies...

http://images.quickblogcast.com/6/3/1/0/9/298416-290136/ErykahBadu.jpg?a=66

...white women can't pull that shit shit off. :D

[Chriza]

The food snobs went fucking apeshit in this thread :weird:

[Chriza]

Once again you are showing how white trash you are. It's your mom's birthday and you are going to fucking Claim Jumper!?!?!? You may as well take her to Dennys. I think she'll get a free meal because it's her birthday. But don't invite anyone black because they'll be asked to leave.
http://howtopreparefortravel.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/snob12.jpg

[FranciscoTheMan]

The food snobs went fucking apeshit in this thread :weird:Hey...I actually took time to read that massive menu and select a few things I thought you would like based on things you have said you liked in the past. :mad:

[Chriza]

Hey...I actually took time to read that massive menu and select a few things I thought you would like based on things you have said you liked in the past. :mad:

:cheer: I saw that

I think I might go slightly lighter though. Chicken caesar salad sounds good. :buffet:

That said, I'll probably get this


http://foodobs.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/20120324-215526.jpg

[Chriza]

I've been there twice before, once I got the widowmaker burger (pictured above) and once I got the tri tip sammich. Looking to expand my horizons. Plus their fries suck shit, I hate shoestring fries. :mad:

[Porn Stache]

Hey...I actually took time to read that massive menu and select a few things I thought you would like based on things you have said you liked in the past. :mad:

Doesn't change the fact that you're a food snob, and would turn your nose up at anything on the Menu.

[Chriza]

http://www.claimjumper.com/include/images/slides/Sandwiches-slide3-BBQ-chic-sandwich.jpg

BBQ Chicken Sandwich
Julienned and tossed with sweet BBQ sauce, smoked gouda & mayo on fresh baked tomato herb bread

:bigthink

[FranciscoTheMan]

Doesn't change the fact that you're a food snob, and would turn your nose up at anything on the Menu.I would try it...if someone else was paying. :)

[Porn Stache]

I would try it...if someone else was paying. :)

Then come back here and tell us how it sucked.

[FranciscoTheMan]

I've been there twice before, once I got the widowmaker burger (pictured above) and once I got the tri tip sammich. Looking to expand my horizons. Plus their fries suck shit, I hate shoestring fries. :mad:In case, you're trying to stick to your diet...

http://www.claimjumper.com/menu_nutritional_information.aspx

[wife is a whore]

a 12 gauge shell and a ball peen hammer

[Chriza]

ball been hammer

:facepalm:

[BearScat]

:facepalm:

you going with the burger. shit looks good as hell

[Jack-A-Roe]

The food snobs went fucking apeshit in this thread :weird:

so what did you get?

[Jack-A-Roe]

tri tip isnt that good of a cut in my opinion, but to each his own

[banksy]

Maybe Chriza got food poisoning.

[MatthewT]

CJ used to have a great cowboy steak :cheer2:
then it was off the menu :nocheer:
then the quality and portions went to hell :nocheer:
and then the one by us closed :nocheer:
and was replaced by a tony roma's :nocheer:

[O Face]

isn't the dinner tonight? here is my recommendation, blackened and medium rare:

New York Strip* 12oz center-cut USDA Choice 25.99

[banksy]

CJ used to have a great cowboy steak :cheer2:
then it was off the menu :nocheer:
then the quality and portions went to hell :nocheer:
and then the one by us closed :nocheer:
and was replaced by a tony roma's :nocheer:tony romas ribs are the best ribs ive ever had. :buffet:

[Chriza]

I got the cashew chicken salad sandwich :dancin:

[Porn Stache]

I got the cashew chicken salad sandwich :dancin:

That sounds awful.

This thread was a total cock tease.

[BearScat]

I got the cashew chicken salad sandwich :dancin:

what did the birthday girl get?

What did you get your mother for her birthday

[banksy]

I got the cashew chicken salad sandwich :dancin:so it's nasty that I put diced apple in my chicken salad, but nuts are fine?

fuck you man.

[BearScat]

so it's nasty that I put diced apple in my chicken salad, but nuts are fine?

fuck you man.

a fuck you in in order for this

[Chaos]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1ml3x9gCB1rrg9fgo1_500.gif