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Texas Fucking rules!!!
http://cimages.carsforsale.com/273797/E0A70155-577E-42D9-AE1D-DF6B4E57B503_1.jpg
Chriza
03-08-2012, 12:35 PM
Texas Toast
http://cdn.laaloosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/garlic-toast.jpg
BleedingGums
03-08-2012, 12:36 PM
i endorse this thrad
RH Goatcabin
03-08-2012, 12:36 PM
Sumbitch!
:howdy:
Hat for the driver
http://i2.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/590/draft_lens2588432module15254522photo_1234302386cow boy-hat-stetson.jpg
banksy
03-08-2012, 12:37 PM
:yay:
We gots them up here, too. :cheer:
http://i1190.photobucket.com/albums/z453/BCM123450/f350-1.jpg
Blasphemy.
banksy
03-08-2012, 12:38 PM
82 degrees right now :yay:
A nice place to take a ride in the limo.
http://qweddings.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/QWeddings_Three_Points_Ranch_dirt_road.jpg
Truck dogs!
http://i1190.photobucket.com/albums/z453/BCM123450/IMAG0207.jpg
Seriously bro? You got an F250?
HeinousMark
03-08-2012, 12:40 PM
Naw, brah, THIS is a Texas Limo... I've really seen them in Dallas, and also out here in bumfuck:
http://www.bosslimominneapolis.com/uploads/images/monster_truck_limousine.jpg
:secret: 350. :cheer:
Very nice bro. you now have more respect from me. We have an f250 Twin turbo in the family also.
:hat: Had an 03 EB Expedition to pull the trailer, but it got too old... upgraded to an 11 F250 gasser a year ago, but it was a lemon, so they straight up traded it and put me in the 11 F350 TurboDiesel. Pulls the trailer like it isn't even back there. Greatest trucks ever.
that's a 70k truck no?
58. But, I keep my vehicles forever and got a great trade on the Expy. Out of pocket was only about 38 after all incentives and trades and negotiating.
Very nice price. Yep, these truck are not cheap.
jobbey
03-08-2012, 01:24 PM
must cost a ton in gas.
wicked smaaaht
03-08-2012, 01:29 PM
82 degrees right now :yay:
big deal...
It's 65 in NH right now, MARCH biotch, MARCH!!
crash83
03-08-2012, 01:29 PM
Here's mine...And gotta love this 80 degree weather...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/crash83/IMG00039-20100604-14441.jpg
Just Peachy
03-08-2012, 01:31 PM
http://i1159.photobucket.com/albums/p636/default15/YeyakqmcL8miwUxT6Mo5A.jpg
crash83
03-08-2012, 01:32 PM
http://i1159.photobucket.com/albums/p636/default15/YeyakqmcL8miwUxT6Mo5A.jpg
Thats about right...
FranciscoTheMan
03-08-2012, 01:32 PM
I see those often around here(because of the horse farms and general redneckery) and many of the guys I work with have them as their company vehicles....
My company vehicle...
http://photos.goautoexpress.com/Thomason_Auto_Group/VP5202.jpg
...my "me" vehicle, though mine is dark green...
http://jeep-parts.uneedapart.com/images/jeep-station-wagon-parts.jpg
Schmoopy
03-08-2012, 01:33 PM
Sumbitch!
:howdy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zhaap42I2sc
wicked smaaaht
03-08-2012, 01:33 PM
Jesus, there are a few of you from Texas here!
Jesus, there are a few of you from Texas here!
This was a Texas owned forum until i brought on a Yankee partner :jj:
Schmoopy
03-08-2012, 01:34 PM
Truck dogs!
http://i1190.photobucket.com/albums/z453/BCM123450/IMAG0207.jpgLittle assholes. :grr:
Schmoopy
03-08-2012, 01:36 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyFSdj1J5Vw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyFSdj1J5Vw
Come on down to Texas Schmoop, i'll let you shot my gun :c
http://files.coloribus.com/files/adsarchive/part_732/7329755/file/gun-control-awareness-backwards-gun-small-13099.jpg
flathead
03-08-2012, 01:39 PM
Little assholes. :grr:
I bet both of them would piss on your leg. Dogs can sense a douche when they're around one.
jobbey
03-08-2012, 01:39 PM
This was a Texas owned forum until i brought on a Yankee partner :jj:
haha... 64 in wista. im gonna open up the damn pool. barbacuuuuuuue.
DrivenByDemons
03-08-2012, 01:44 PM
Texas Fucking rules!!!
http://cimages.carsforsale.com/273797/E0A70155-577E-42D9-AE1D-DF6B4E57B503_1.jpg
We gots them up here, too. :cheer:
http://i1190.photobucket.com/albums/z453/BCM123450/f350-1.jpg
Oh HELL yes
I sure do love driving trucks..
http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t267/dawges/saloon/uWysy.gif
BearScat
03-08-2012, 01:45 PM
Your big trucks make me feel like poop :mad:
http://carphotos.cardomain.com/ride_images/3/2033/4481/30082240001_large.jpg
flathead
03-08-2012, 01:46 PM
Your big trucks make me feel like poop :mad:
http://carphotos.cardomain.com/ride_images/3/2033/4481/30082240001_large.jpg
Same here, I got a Full size Toyota PU and I'm way out of their league.
wicked smaaaht
03-08-2012, 01:49 PM
This was a Texas owned forum until i brought on a Yankee partner :jj:
Well yah, you needed brains to go with the brawn :whistle:
Schmoopy
03-08-2012, 01:49 PM
Come on down to Texas Schmoop, i'll let you shot my gun :c
http://files.coloribus.com/files/adsarchive/part_732/7329755/file/gun-control-awareness-backwards-gun-small-13099.jpgThat was posted yesterday, thief!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :cuss:
That was posted yesterday, thief!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :cuss:
:rofl:
Napoleon V
03-08-2012, 01:55 PM
I was in Tx last month
It was awesome
A New Jersey 10 Is a Texas 4. True story.
crash83
03-08-2012, 02:07 PM
A New Jersey 10 Is a Texas 4. True story.
No lie..
I set up and ran the power for the Houston cook off and rodeo for the last five years and the women ...oh my gawd!!!
Just insane.
FranciscoTheMan
03-08-2012, 02:16 PM
No lie..
I set up and ran the power for the Houston cook off and rodeo for the last five years and the women ...oh my gawd!!!
Just insane.I have trouble believing this. I think every place has its fair share of ghouls and people the size of cattle, but there are a lot of famous beauties from Texas.
I'm from Kentucky, and people probably think there are a lot of uglies here(and there are), but there are plenty of gorgeous women. My city is college-centric, so downtown is full of petite, tan, fit college girls going from bar to bar or class to class.
I think the ugliness to geographical ratio is a total myth. :)
Me too :cheer:http://i594.photobucket.com/albums/tt25/macktheknife72/f150.jpg?t=1312345586
DrivenByDemons
03-08-2012, 02:26 PM
Me too :cheer:http://i594.photobucket.com/albums/tt25/macktheknife72/f150.jpg?t=1312345586
I need my EcoBoost!!!!!! I just can't let my old girl go yet :(
I need my EcoBoost!!!!!! I just can't let my old girl go yet :(
I was dicking around on the Ford site and built a 2012 FX2 Supercab shortbox ecoboost 2x with an electronic locker and 3:73s :jerk:
DrivenByDemons
03-08-2012, 02:39 PM
I was dicking around on the Ford site and built a 2012 FX2 Supercab shortbox ecoboost 2x with an electronic locker and 3:73s :jerk:
Sounds fucking perfect to me! I need the FX2 or FX4 cause I like the black instead of chrome.
Sounds fucking perfect to me! I need the FX2 or FX4 cause I like the black instead of chrome.
Shit, they respond to a power programmer like a diesel.
Alexis Texas. Sort of like a limo. Lots of people can ride in it.
http://img.mota.ru/upload/wallpapers/2011/04/20/12/00/25200/OQV96gajJY-preview.jpg
Gomez
03-08-2012, 03:12 PM
Naw, brah, THIS is a Texas Limo... I've really seen them in Dallas, and also out here in bumfuck:
http://www.bosslimominneapolis.com/uploads/images/monster_truck_limousine.jpg
48 mpg this fucking thing
babybear
03-08-2012, 03:54 PM
http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc287/dtischler/b0d54876.jpg
babybear
03-08-2012, 03:54 PM
http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc287/dtischler/adb142c9.jpg
mattyfishrip197
03-08-2012, 03:56 PM
Hat for the driver
http://i2.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/590/draft_lens2588432module15254522photo_1234302386cow boy-hat-stetson.jpg
dont forget the wranglers and big ass belt buckle
...my "me" vehicle, though mine is dark green...
http://jeep-parts.uneedapart.com/images/jeep-station-wagon-parts.jpg
I would greatly appreciate actual photos.
FranciscoTheMan
03-08-2012, 04:14 PM
I would greatly appreciate actual photos.I've been wanting to share them in one of your threads actually(I know you love the classics), but my camera sucks and I wanted to park it somewhere scenic, maybe Shakertown or somewhere like that. Even though it was one of the most common models for its time, it suits me perfectly. I would look ridiculous driving in one of those gorgeous whales of a sedan. The paint isn't factory, so I've been thinking of going back to it, because I feel like a bit of a posuer. I've been slacking in more ways than one. :)
HeinousMark
03-08-2012, 04:28 PM
A New Jersey 10 Is a Texas 4. True story.
I'm not a big strip club guy, and I've seen some real skanks in Dallas titty bars, but I've also seen TONS of women in the upscale places that put anything HS ever dredged up at Scores or Ricky's to shame.
I've been wanting to share them in one of your threads actually(I know you love the classics), but my camera sucks and I wanted to park it somewhere scenic, maybe Shakertown or somewhere like that. Even though it was one of the most common models for its time, it suits me perfectly. I would look ridiculous driving in one of those gorgeous whales of a sedan. The paint isn't factory, so I've been thinking of going back to it, because I feel like a bit of a posuer. I've been slacking in more ways than one. :)
Start your own damned thread, you lazy reptile.
tomtom
03-08-2012, 04:36 PM
This is considered a lucky score to a horny Texan.
http://i39.tinypic.com/2m5h05c.jpg
Oops, cowboy is gonna have to wait his turn :hhh:
http://i44.tinypic.com/ilklj6.jpg
nserafini
03-08-2012, 04:42 PM
A New Jersey 10 Is a Texas 4. True story.
What, you gotta problem wit jerzey ???? Eh, ohhhhhhhh ......fuget about it .....
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