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Dawg
03-08-2012, 12:34 PM
Texas Fucking rules!!!

http://cimages.carsforsale.com/273797/E0A70155-577E-42D9-AE1D-DF6B4E57B503_1.jpg

Chriza
03-08-2012, 12:35 PM
Texas Toast


http://cdn.laaloosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/garlic-toast.jpg

BleedingGums
03-08-2012, 12:36 PM
i endorse this thrad

RH Goatcabin
03-08-2012, 12:36 PM
Sumbitch!

:howdy:

Dawg
03-08-2012, 12:37 PM
Hat for the driver

http://i2.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/590/draft_lens2588432module15254522photo_1234302386cow boy-hat-stetson.jpg

banksy
03-08-2012, 12:37 PM
:yay:

Dawg
03-08-2012, 12:37 PM
We gots them up here, too. :cheer:

http://i1190.photobucket.com/albums/z453/BCM123450/f350-1.jpg

Blasphemy.

banksy
03-08-2012, 12:38 PM
82 degrees right now :yay:

Dawg
03-08-2012, 12:38 PM
A nice place to take a ride in the limo.

http://qweddings.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/QWeddings_Three_Points_Ranch_dirt_road.jpg

Dawg
03-08-2012, 12:39 PM
Truck dogs!

http://i1190.photobucket.com/albums/z453/BCM123450/IMAG0207.jpg

Seriously bro? You got an F250?

HeinousMark
03-08-2012, 12:40 PM
Naw, brah, THIS is a Texas Limo... I've really seen them in Dallas, and also out here in bumfuck:

http://www.bosslimominneapolis.com/uploads/images/monster_truck_limousine.jpg

Dawg
03-08-2012, 12:42 PM
:secret: 350. :cheer:

Very nice bro. you now have more respect from me. We have an f250 Twin turbo in the family also.

Dawg
03-08-2012, 12:45 PM
:hat: Had an 03 EB Expedition to pull the trailer, but it got too old... upgraded to an 11 F250 gasser a year ago, but it was a lemon, so they straight up traded it and put me in the 11 F350 TurboDiesel. Pulls the trailer like it isn't even back there. Greatest trucks ever.

that's a 70k truck no?

Dawg
03-08-2012, 12:50 PM
58. But, I keep my vehicles forever and got a great trade on the Expy. Out of pocket was only about 38 after all incentives and trades and negotiating.

Very nice price. Yep, these truck are not cheap.

jobbey
03-08-2012, 01:24 PM
must cost a ton in gas.

wicked smaaaht
03-08-2012, 01:29 PM
82 degrees right now :yay:

big deal...

It's 65 in NH right now, MARCH biotch, MARCH!!

crash83
03-08-2012, 01:29 PM
Here's mine...And gotta love this 80 degree weather...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/crash83/IMG00039-20100604-14441.jpg

Just Peachy
03-08-2012, 01:31 PM
http://i1159.photobucket.com/albums/p636/default15/YeyakqmcL8miwUxT6Mo5A.jpg

crash83
03-08-2012, 01:32 PM
http://i1159.photobucket.com/albums/p636/default15/YeyakqmcL8miwUxT6Mo5A.jpg

Thats about right...

FranciscoTheMan
03-08-2012, 01:32 PM
I see those often around here(because of the horse farms and general redneckery) and many of the guys I work with have them as their company vehicles....

My company vehicle...

http://photos.goautoexpress.com/Thomason_Auto_Group/VP5202.jpg

...my "me" vehicle, though mine is dark green...

http://jeep-parts.uneedapart.com/images/jeep-station-wagon-parts.jpg

Schmoopy
03-08-2012, 01:33 PM
Sumbitch!

:howdy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zhaap42I2sc

wicked smaaaht
03-08-2012, 01:33 PM
Jesus, there are a few of you from Texas here!

Dawg
03-08-2012, 01:34 PM
Jesus, there are a few of you from Texas here!

This was a Texas owned forum until i brought on a Yankee partner :jj:

Schmoopy
03-08-2012, 01:34 PM
Truck dogs!

http://i1190.photobucket.com/albums/z453/BCM123450/IMAG0207.jpgLittle assholes. :grr:

Schmoopy
03-08-2012, 01:36 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyFSdj1J5Vw

Dawg
03-08-2012, 01:37 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyFSdj1J5Vw

Come on down to Texas Schmoop, i'll let you shot my gun :c

http://files.coloribus.com/files/adsarchive/part_732/7329755/file/gun-control-awareness-backwards-gun-small-13099.jpg

flathead
03-08-2012, 01:39 PM
Little assholes. :grr:

I bet both of them would piss on your leg. Dogs can sense a douche when they're around one.

jobbey
03-08-2012, 01:39 PM
This was a Texas owned forum until i brought on a Yankee partner :jj:

haha... 64 in wista. im gonna open up the damn pool. barbacuuuuuuue.

DrivenByDemons
03-08-2012, 01:44 PM
Texas Fucking rules!!!

http://cimages.carsforsale.com/273797/E0A70155-577E-42D9-AE1D-DF6B4E57B503_1.jpg


We gots them up here, too. :cheer:

http://i1190.photobucket.com/albums/z453/BCM123450/f350-1.jpg

Oh HELL yes

Dawg
03-08-2012, 01:44 PM
I sure do love driving trucks..

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t267/dawges/saloon/uWysy.gif

BearScat
03-08-2012, 01:45 PM
Your big trucks make me feel like poop :mad:

http://carphotos.cardomain.com/ride_images/3/2033/4481/30082240001_large.jpg

flathead
03-08-2012, 01:46 PM
Your big trucks make me feel like poop :mad:

http://carphotos.cardomain.com/ride_images/3/2033/4481/30082240001_large.jpg


Same here, I got a Full size Toyota PU and I'm way out of their league.

wicked smaaaht
03-08-2012, 01:49 PM
This was a Texas owned forum until i brought on a Yankee partner :jj:

Well yah, you needed brains to go with the brawn :whistle:

Schmoopy
03-08-2012, 01:49 PM
Come on down to Texas Schmoop, i'll let you shot my gun :c

http://files.coloribus.com/files/adsarchive/part_732/7329755/file/gun-control-awareness-backwards-gun-small-13099.jpgThat was posted yesterday, thief!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :cuss:

Dawg
03-08-2012, 01:50 PM
That was posted yesterday, thief!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :cuss:

:rofl:

Napoleon V
03-08-2012, 01:55 PM
I was in Tx last month
It was awesome

Dawg
03-08-2012, 01:55 PM
A New Jersey 10 Is a Texas 4. True story.

crash83
03-08-2012, 02:07 PM
A New Jersey 10 Is a Texas 4. True story.
No lie..
I set up and ran the power for the Houston cook off and rodeo for the last five years and the women ...oh my gawd!!!
Just insane.

FranciscoTheMan
03-08-2012, 02:16 PM
No lie..
I set up and ran the power for the Houston cook off and rodeo for the last five years and the women ...oh my gawd!!!
Just insane.I have trouble believing this. I think every place has its fair share of ghouls and people the size of cattle, but there are a lot of famous beauties from Texas.

I'm from Kentucky, and people probably think there are a lot of uglies here(and there are), but there are plenty of gorgeous women. My city is college-centric, so downtown is full of petite, tan, fit college girls going from bar to bar or class to class.

I think the ugliness to geographical ratio is a total myth. :)

Mack
03-08-2012, 02:21 PM
Me too :cheer:http://i594.photobucket.com/albums/tt25/macktheknife72/f150.jpg?t=1312345586

DrivenByDemons
03-08-2012, 02:26 PM
Me too :cheer:http://i594.photobucket.com/albums/tt25/macktheknife72/f150.jpg?t=1312345586

I need my EcoBoost!!!!!! I just can't let my old girl go yet :(

Mack
03-08-2012, 02:31 PM
I need my EcoBoost!!!!!! I just can't let my old girl go yet :(

I was dicking around on the Ford site and built a 2012 FX2 Supercab shortbox ecoboost 2x with an electronic locker and 3:73s :jerk:

DrivenByDemons
03-08-2012, 02:39 PM
I was dicking around on the Ford site and built a 2012 FX2 Supercab shortbox ecoboost 2x with an electronic locker and 3:73s :jerk:

Sounds fucking perfect to me! I need the FX2 or FX4 cause I like the black instead of chrome.

Mack
03-08-2012, 03:06 PM
Sounds fucking perfect to me! I need the FX2 or FX4 cause I like the black instead of chrome.

Shit, they respond to a power programmer like a diesel.

HAL
03-08-2012, 03:09 PM
Alexis Texas. Sort of like a limo. Lots of people can ride in it.

http://img.mota.ru/upload/wallpapers/2011/04/20/12/00/25200/OQV96gajJY-preview.jpg

Gomez
03-08-2012, 03:12 PM
Naw, brah, THIS is a Texas Limo... I've really seen them in Dallas, and also out here in bumfuck:

http://www.bosslimominneapolis.com/uploads/images/monster_truck_limousine.jpg

48 mpg this fucking thing

babybear
03-08-2012, 03:54 PM
http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc287/dtischler/b0d54876.jpg

babybear
03-08-2012, 03:54 PM
http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc287/dtischler/adb142c9.jpg

mattyfishrip197
03-08-2012, 03:56 PM
Hat for the driver

http://i2.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/590/draft_lens2588432module15254522photo_1234302386cow boy-hat-stetson.jpg

dont forget the wranglers and big ass belt buckle

P-B
03-08-2012, 03:58 PM
...my "me" vehicle, though mine is dark green...

http://jeep-parts.uneedapart.com/images/jeep-station-wagon-parts.jpg

I would greatly appreciate actual photos.

FranciscoTheMan
03-08-2012, 04:14 PM
I would greatly appreciate actual photos.I've been wanting to share them in one of your threads actually(I know you love the classics), but my camera sucks and I wanted to park it somewhere scenic, maybe Shakertown or somewhere like that. Even though it was one of the most common models for its time, it suits me perfectly. I would look ridiculous driving in one of those gorgeous whales of a sedan. The paint isn't factory, so I've been thinking of going back to it, because I feel like a bit of a posuer. I've been slacking in more ways than one. :)

HeinousMark
03-08-2012, 04:28 PM
A New Jersey 10 Is a Texas 4. True story.

I'm not a big strip club guy, and I've seen some real skanks in Dallas titty bars, but I've also seen TONS of women in the upscale places that put anything HS ever dredged up at Scores or Ricky's to shame.

P-B
03-08-2012, 04:29 PM
I've been wanting to share them in one of your threads actually(I know you love the classics), but my camera sucks and I wanted to park it somewhere scenic, maybe Shakertown or somewhere like that. Even though it was one of the most common models for its time, it suits me perfectly. I would look ridiculous driving in one of those gorgeous whales of a sedan. The paint isn't factory, so I've been thinking of going back to it, because I feel like a bit of a posuer. I've been slacking in more ways than one. :)

Start your own damned thread, you lazy reptile.

tomtom
03-08-2012, 04:36 PM
This is considered a lucky score to a horny Texan.

http://i39.tinypic.com/2m5h05c.jpg




























Oops, cowboy is gonna have to wait his turn :hhh:

http://i44.tinypic.com/ilklj6.jpg

nserafini
03-08-2012, 04:42 PM
A New Jersey 10 Is a Texas 4. True story.

What, you gotta problem wit jerzey ???? Eh, ohhhhhhhh ......fuget about it .....