ITT: share your best cheating/been cheated on stories (srs) (in 4 catharsis) (5000)

[Satori Brah]

my body is ready....let's hear them...even if they happened to a "friend" :popcorn:

[FranciscoTheMan]

You first. :munch2:

[nazdrowie]

My wife keeps yelling at me, so I fucked her younger, hotter, fatter sister.

[darthnilus]

My wife keeps yelling at me, so I fucked her younger, hotter, fatter sister.

I don't think we're gonna beat that one:cheer:

[Vashier]

I don't think we're gonna beat that one:cheer:

:jj:

[FranciscoTheMan]

Well this thread was an astounding success.

[fenderbaum]

my body is ready....let's hear them...even if they happened to a "friend" :popcorn:

What do you mean your body is ready? What is that all about Sat? Are you fixing to step out in the GF? I do not condone infidelity.

[nazdrowie]

I don't think we're gonna beat that one:cheer:

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[Satori Brah]

You first. :munch2:

Don't have any :donknow:


What do you mean your body is ready? What is that all about Sat? Are you fixing to step out in the GF? I do not condone infidelity.

It means I'm ready to hear them. I'm not stepping out on her, and I don't care what you condone :rolleye:

[FranciscoTheMan]

Don't have any :donknow:



It means I'm ready to hear them. I'm not stepping out on her, and I don't care what you condone :rolleye:You've never cheated or had someone cheat on you??

[Super Mario]

A cop cheated on me. I caught him at the club . went to the second floor of the balcony and spilled a tall drink directly on his head. Got over it.

[blairg]

When my ex broke up with me, 2 days later her facebook profile had her back in a relationship. No way that fucking whore wasn't cheating. :mad:

[Super Mario]

when me and my ex wearnt having sex for like 2 years I finally had it and end it up cheating on him with a black guy. I just kept saying he was black so it didn't count.

[blairg]

when me and my ex wearnt having sex for like 2 years I finally had it and end it up cheating on him with a black guy. I just kept saying he was black so it didn't count.

:jj:

[fenderbaum]

It means I'm ready to hear them. I'm not stepping out on her, and I don't care what you condone :rolleye:

Take it easy there Sat, I meant no harm, just odd that someone would ask about such a touchy and personal topic. Look at it this way, why would a person not at all intending on making a hamburger inquire about the best hamburger recipes? Anyhow I hope you are well my friend.

[blairg]

I got a handjob from a toothless hooker that bought crack for me, in my car. I had a girlfriend. That's the worst thing I've ever done, and now it's out there.

[Vyb]

I got a handjob from a toothless hooker that bought crack for me, in my car. I had a girlfriend. That's the worst thing I've ever done, and now it's out there.

Toothless hooker and you didn't even get a bj from that? What's the point? :dontknow:

[Ridic Too]

I cheat on my girlfriend all the time. I don't think its a big deal.

I am 99.9% positive that no one has ever cheated on me. I'd be fucking pissed if my girlfriend did.

[Just Peachy]

I don't cheat and as far as I know no one has ever cheated on me.

[idiotbox]

Best thread tag ever.

[Satori Brah]

You've never cheated or had someone cheat on you??

I have not. I'm very loyal and seek the same in people I get involved with.

That said, I do have female friends and like to flirt occasionally but never anything physical until
we break up.

[Just Peachy]

Best thread tag ever.

Just saw that. :jj:

[Satori Brah]

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[Super Mario]

I have not. I'm very loyal and seek the same in people I get involved with.

That said, I do have female friends and like to flirt occasionally but never anything physical until
we break up.

have you and your gf ever got in to a fight and didnt talk for a week and you fucked someone else would you consider that cheating??

[Satori Brah]

have you and your gf ever got in to a fight and didnt talk for a week and you fucked someone else would you consider that cheating??

Yes of course

[Super Mario]

yes you have or would you consider that cheating??

[Satori Brah]

yes you have or would you consider that cheating??

yes it's cheating, IMO

btw...I don't judge what anyone does here. Cheat all you want...none of my business

[stripes]

i cheat whenever the opportunity presents itself, life is short & my wifes a bitch, don't care if she cheats. just sex.

[Mack]

This subject turns my stomach.

[Satori Brah]

This subject turns my stomach.

Let the poison out....

[fenderbaum]

I have not. I'm very loyal and seek the same in people I get involved with.

That said, I do have female friends and like to flirt occasionally but never anything physical until
we break up.
You are a good person, and I respect the way you think Sat. A good set of morals as well.

[Satori Brah]

You are a good person, and I respect the way you think Sat. A good set of morals as well.

thanks brah

[fenderbaum]

For the record I have never cheated, I ended relationships to be with someone else, but never overlapped.

[fenderbaum]

thanks brahAny time, and on my honor I meant it.

[Satori Brah]

For the record I have never cheated, I ended relationships to be with someone else, but never overlapped.

Do any of your girlfriends have nicknames? :pray:

[fenderbaum]

Do any of your girlfriends have nicknames? :pray:
All of them.

[fenderbaum]

You act as though giving people nicknames is a bad thing? You see when I like someone I formulate a nickname, the name may evolve, or there may be many as the friendship evolves.

[Stevie]

Yep.

[Mr. Clutch]

this thread is awesome :jj:

[Satori Brah]

this thread is awesome :jj:

You got something you wanna get off your chest, playa?

[Mr. Clutch]

You got something you wanna get off your chest, playa?

i cheated n my longtime highschool girlfriend on my senior trip in the bahamas, with some chick from massachusetts.. it was insane. Its a small world, brah.

[banksy]

i cheat whenever the opportunity presents itself, life is short & my wifes a bitch, don't care if she cheats. just sex.
this sounds healthy... you really don't care if some other dude is railing your old lady? I can't comprehend that. :scratch:

[HeinousMark]

Been cheated on, never cheated. I'm a total perv degenerate, but an old fashioned one...

[stripes]

at the end of the day, no one is gonna give you a gold watch for not cheating if you're not satisfied, life is short, its animal instinct, have fun, just raw passionate sex...& you will live longer.

[Satori Brah]

at the end of the day, no one is gonna give you a gold watch for not cheating if you're not satisfied, life is short, its animal instinct, have fun, just raw passionate sex...& you will live longer.

No one is going to give you a gold watch for staying in a relationship that sucks either.

I'd rather change the relationship dynamic, if it's worth saving, or move on rather than cheat

[stripes]

this sounds healthy... you really don't care if some other dude is railing your old lady? I can't comprehend that. :scratch:
nope, don't have a jeolous bone in my body, probably haven't met the right woman...actually i think i did in college, & let her slip away.:dontknow:

[stripes]

No one is going to give you a gold watch for staying in a relationship that sucks either.

I'd rather change the relationship dynamic, if it's worth saving, or move on rather than cheat
whatever works...i started out thinking soulmates & all that, then life kicked me in the head.:coffee:

[banksy]

nope, don't have a jeolous bone in my body, probably haven't met the right woman...actually i think i did in college, & let her slip away.:dontknow:wow. yeah, I could never swing.

[banksy]

When are you going to admit that's a water in your AV?(it's a Zima. Brah LOVES the Zima)

[Satori Brah]

When are you going to admit that's a water in your AV?

I have no idea. It;s not me in the pic...but if you watch the show: he works in a bar, he's always drinking beer, why would he be drinking water from a pint glass in a bar? Duuuhhh! And you call yourself a Sunny fan :dontcare:

I think it's the light that makes it look like water.

[Mack]

it's beer, you can see the head on it.

[Satori Brah]

They don't even make that anymore, banky.

:jj: Bansky pwned!

[Satori Brah]

it's beer, you can see the head on it.

finally! can you believe these assholes, Mack?

[banksy]

They don't even make that anymore, banky.
:ninja:

[Satori Brah]

It's probably from a photo shoot he did for a magazine interview or something. What am I blind? That's a muhfucken water.

Says the girl who started drinking 3 days ago :hilarious:

[Stevie]

who cares what it izz, none of you faggots drink anyways...

[stripes]

finally! can you believe these assholes, Mack?

whose the mancrush in the av is the more relavant question?:rolleye:

[banksy]

:jj: Bansky pwned!this then:

http://static.pplaylist.com/uimg/3/c/s/i15873654785p.jpgbut certainly NOT A BEER. it's got NO color! :grad:

[banksy]

who cares what it izz, none of you faggots drink anyways...not funny Stevie :mad:

[Satori Brah]

who cares what it izz, none of you faggots drink anyways...

Says the guy who couldn't hack it and had to quit :snicker:

[Satori Brah]

blanky :point:

Binky double pwned! :jj:

[Stevie]

not funny Stevie :mad:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vms8fpnoBh8

[banksy]

Binky double pwned! :jj:stop treating me like I'm blairg! I DON'T SMOKE CRACK OR GUZZLE CUM! :pissed:

[FranciscoTheMan]

I've never cheated/been cheated on in my marriage.

I had a boyfriend in high school for nearly two years. We broke up and started dating other people less than a month later. He went all the way with his, I didn't with mine, but a few weeks into those respective relationship, we reconnected. The next day I broke up with the guy when I saw him face-to-face and he broke up with the girl. Guy took it hard and threw himself down a flight of carpeted stairs and did some fairly harmless stalking. It was a mess.

The reunion lasted less than three months before I broke up with him and we went our separate ways. I think he cheated on me, but I have no proof, nor was that the reason we broke up either time.

..and that's it. I have a very prudent dating history. :)

[Satori Brah]

I've never cheated/been cheated on in my marriage.

I had a boyfriend in high school for nearly two years. We broke up and started dating other people less than a month later. He went all the way with his, I didn't with mine, but a few weeks into those respective relationship, we reconnected. The next day I broke up with the guy when I saw him face-to-face and he broke up with the girl. Guy took it hard and threw himself down a flight of carpeted stairs and did some fairly harmless stalking. It was a mess.

The reunion lasted less than three months before I broke up with him and we went our separate ways. I think he cheated on me, but I have no proof, nor was that the reason we broke up either time.

..and that's it. I have a very prudent dating history. :)

Prepare yourself for some fairly harmless stalking on here too :c

[Mack]

Says the guy who couldn't hack it and had to quit :snicker:

:hw:


:mad:

[FranciscoTheMan]

I think I love her. :c :uwub:


Prepare yourself for some fairly harmless stalking on here too :cBring it on!

:ucheer: :ucheer: :ucheer:

[banksy]

I think I love her. :cyou are such a lesbo. (srs) (huge dike) (double dildo)

[Satori Brah]

:hw:


:mad:

Hey....he started it! :mad: called us faggits

[Satori Brah]

Bring it on!

:ucheer: :ucheer: :ucheer:

You ever call my name out when Sweetie is banging you from behind?

[Mack]

Is blairg catching loads or some shit? :gayhand:

[stripes]

You ever call my name out when Sweetie is banging you from behind?

only if your name is stripes

[banksy]

You ever call my name out when Sweetie is banging you from behind?
Hi Oh!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uzU4-m_CMB8/SkFmLXA-VRI/AAAAAAAAFc8/MlyVsxQAVME/s320/1-EdMcMahon.jpg:D