Can Howard Stern Fight?

[Lever]

Howard always talks tough and says he was in war.I have been following Howard a longtime and have never seen a clip of him beeing pysical with anyone. He said he was beat up as a kid, but did he take any self defence classes or anything? Maybe this is why Howard never goes anywhere, I wonder if he has a bodyguard.:D

[beetlejosh]

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[Lever]

http://i1135.photobucket.com/albums/m627/ArdianLogic/Fight.gif

[Limo Wreck]

No but I hear his money is a motherfucker.

[JDDaBadAhz]

Yeah. Howard has studied the MA, karate I think. I bet he's still a pussy. All the tools in the world are useless to a coward.....like.....Howard.

[dboi43]

a chic maybe,i bet he could beat ronnie tho

[Spazzmatazz]

a chic maybe,i bet he could beat ronnie tho
I dunno.
I think High Pitch Mike or JD could kick his ass. :ujj:

[Lever]

I dunno.
I think High Pitch Mike or JD could kick his ass. :ujj:

Beet would smash him

http://i1197.photobucket.com/albums/aa435/czwblitz/howard-stern-beatlejuice.gif

[Spazzmatazz]

Beet would smash him
Well of course!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v113/Spazzmatazz/Stern/beetboxsm.jpg

[gilaet]

http://strackattack.com/files/pictures/Randoms/Footy%20GIFS/soccer%20slap%20fight.gif

[Lever]

Well of course!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v113/Spazzmatazz/Stern/beetboxsm.jpg

:cwl: +rep

[gilaet]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4m9i-9RksI

[AGT Blows]

Hes into wrestling. Wrestling with his sexuality.

[Spazzmatazz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4m9i-9RksI

Gotta admit, the little fucker has pretty good form when he squares off. :D

[Lever]

Gotta admit, the little fucker has pretty good form when he squares off. :D
:haha: I love the outfit

[Yea Right]

Howard Fight? Beth beats the shit outta him every day.

Seriously, from the looks of him I don't think he could fight anything. He looks very uncoordinated and I bet he fights like a girl. Hair pulling and all.:sgay:

[Lever]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sK7S4SHc1ko&feature=related

[PI Nate]

Didnt some shit bum spit in yokos face? Didnt Howchie turn and run like the bitch he is? "Beth, did something happen, I was doodling?"

[KjCarson]

If you call his woman a trophy wife, we will punch you in the fucking face!! :rolleye:

[Lou Skunt]

Didnt some shit bum spit in yokos face? Didnt Howchie turn and run like the bitch he is? "Beth, did something happen, I was doodling?" Hay, his bones are old and frail. Can you blame him?

[tv910]

Didnt some shit bum spit in yokos face? Didnt Howchie turn and run like the bitch he is? "Beth, did something happen, I was doodling?"

Howard's too afraid of being sued to hit anyone. His money is more important to him than his honor or the safety of other people.

[Jon Hein is God]

http://i44.tinypic.com/nyfgy1.jpg

[Crazy Marcus]

howard is a brown belt

[Robert Higgins]

He is gay and faggot

[STR]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlr0BY_Uk44

[VAsiCkBoy]

Isn't he like a third degree black belt in shudokan ka-ra-tae or something like that?

[420]

when howard was cool,he threated to shoot kurtis sliwa when he implied that he'd fight howard

[Porn Stache]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sK7S4SHc1ko&feature=related

That might have been the greatest thing I've ever seen.

Beet has a steel jaw and dynamite in his gloves!!

[Spazzmatazz]

howard is a brown belt
Only because he used his white belt to probe for fecal remnants when caught without his baby wipes.

[Murcielago]

Those kata classes Howard talked about are fine as long as you are aware they are little more than exercise. In an actual fight they are about as useful as a Richard Simmons aerobics routine.

[Uncle Larry]

I think Howard went to one of those suburban karate dojos where everyone moves up in rank real quickly as long as they are current with the monthly fees. He's now an old dude who won't mix it up due to fear of getting a beat down and more importantly, getting sued.

[Yeahnolisten]

I don't know if it was a bit or not(it probably was since we never actually saw it), but Elaine Boosler's boyfriend or husband punched him in the face a number of years ago.

[STR]

I don't know if it was a bit or not(it probably was since we never actually saw it), but Elaine Boosler's boyfriend or husband punched him in the face a number of years ago.

doesnt sound like a bit


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwObtuUvSYU

[Lever]

Wow love the responses :)

[Humongous]

Fred is the only one that can fight in that studio. Opie from Opie and Anthony goes to the same gym as Fred and said he saw Fred boxing and was pretty impressed.

[DogStar69]

Howard is a nebbish nerdy Jew, he can't fight, he can talk a good game behind his microphone, but when confronted we will apologize and run like a girl.

What would you do if a homeless guy spit on your girl, would you be the first one in the car. If he gave the guy $5, should have been $20, he wouldn't have gotten accosted. A $20 bill to Howard is like a penny to you and I but his Jew mind thinks of it as $1000.

[EmperorsNewCaps]

Surprised it took so long for the Elaine Boozler mention a couple posts up.

A clip of that really encompasses Howard's ability to defend himself.

"ILL SUE YOU BUDDY WE'RE GONNA SUE YOU PAL ILL SEE YOU IN COURT MAN"

And jack shit occurred legally. Probably afraid of getting his clock-cleaned again once he filed the papers

[EmperorsNewCaps]

What would you do if a homeless guy spit on your girl, would you be the first one in the car. If he gave the guy $5, should have been $20, he wouldn't have gotten accosted. A $20 bill to Howard is like a penny to you and I but his Jew mind thinks of it as $1000.

Of course. There's a countless number of clips where he turns to Artie, "So Art you wanna make diz interesting? Lay a little money on the table?"

"Oh yeah, man? What were you thinking, like a grand?"

"Uhhh. Ummm... I was thinking more like. 10 or 20 bucks but uhhhhh.. never mind"

"Um, all right, we can go lower if you want, like 200?"

"Uhhhh, never mind there Art"

"Okay, hundred then? Still lower?"

"uhmmmm OKAY ILL BET A HUNDRED. ha! now this is interesting!"

And this bastard had the gall to mock every ethnic stereotype in the 80s. King of All Jews.

Oh, and another hallmark moment I remembered. He won 200 from Artie and Robin or something, acted like King Generous and told Gary to buy the entire staff lunch with the 200 bucks. Two days later, he starts ranting at 6am, "Hey, Baba Booey, where the FUCK is my change from dat lunch I bought?"

[Lever]

Yes howard is looking frail im his old age!!!

[telecaster69]

Yeah. Howard has studied the MA, karate I think. I bet he's still a pussy. All the tools in the world are useless to a coward.....like.....Howard.

If Howard studied martial arts it would be the equivalent of Elvis doing the same thing a couple of rich celebrities paying for phony black belts.

[EmperorsNewCaps]

Howard's studied photography, too.

[DogStar69]

Howard has always been a chicken, he just plays a tough guy behind the mic. You can't be a tough guy with a glued on wig. Stallone and Chuck Norris better watch out, wigs are mans most vulnerable parts.

[Lever]

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m276/Rhiannon21_1984/howard_stern.jpg