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knu3421
02-01-2012, 03:18 PM
Yet he may be the ugliest animal on planet earth.

JDDaBadAhz
02-01-2012, 03:21 PM
But Colin Quinn said that he would make a handsome fish.

RumBalls
02-01-2012, 03:21 PM
Gary is an asshole...plain and simple.

He actually use to be one of, if not my favorite person on the show at KROCK. After the move to Sirius he became a pompous, know it all, shit flinging, wind bag.

knu3421
02-01-2012, 03:22 PM
I mean when he comes in studio to pile on someone he is so mean.

TriumphVodka
02-01-2012, 03:44 PM
when garys not sleeping he's flinging

http://i1133.photobucket.com/albums/m598/FredsTriumph/gifs/487281328310392472153460.gif

BudBudha
02-01-2012, 04:01 PM
It's the wrap up show that grew Gary's balls. Howard needs to bash his monkey head and make him repeat! Those were the good ol days

Guts83
02-01-2012, 04:13 PM
Gary is an asshole...plain and simple.

He actually use to be one of, if not my favorite person on the show at KROCK. After the move to Sirius he became a pompous, know it all, shit flinging, wind bag.

This x1000

The show has evolved. What do you do for a living? I have noine bathrooms.

Why does he need noine bathrooms for when he throws his crap around anyway?


It's the wrap up show that grew Gary's balls. Howard needs to bash his monkey head and make him repeat! Those were the good ol days

Loved it when Fred put a cup in his mouth and repeated for Gary.

Noshferatu
02-01-2012, 04:36 PM
Yet he may be the ugliest animal on planet earth.
no need to make that a question, he IS the ugliest animal ... even deep water fish are more handsome

Noshferatu
02-01-2012, 04:37 PM
This x1000

The show has evolved. What do you do for a living? I have noine bathrooms.

Why does he need noine bathrooms for when he throws his crap around anyway?



Loved it when Fred put a cup in his mouth and repeated for Gary.

why does he even need 9 bathrooms? can't hold his shit in for 1 min to walk to a bathrrom on any level of his paper house?

Uncle Larry
02-01-2012, 04:42 PM
when garys not sleeping he's flinging

http://i1133.photobucket.com/albums/m598/FredsTriumph/gifs/487281328310392472153460.gif

That monkey throws better than Gary.

schnauzer
02-01-2012, 05:04 PM
Gary is an asshole...plain and simple.

He actually use to be one of, if not my favorite person on the show at KROCK. After the move to Sirius he became a pompous, know it all, shit flinging, wind bag.

This sums up my feelings, perfectly
(Great avatar BTW!!)

JDDaBadAhz
02-01-2012, 05:13 PM
Does anybody have access to that animation that used to be on horsetoothjackass.com where Sal goes into Gary's house, he's swinging on the shandalier throwing shit everywhere and Sal rapes the monkey and jizzes on his face? I'd love to see that again.

YokoOhNo
02-01-2012, 05:31 PM
fafafucky has got to be knocked down a notch. if only sal was mean enough to go off on the fuckface...that would be choice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Just Peachy
02-01-2012, 06:42 PM
It's the wrap up show that grew Gary's balls. Howard needs to bash his monkey head and make him repeat! Those were the good ol days

This. Don't tell me that the show has "evolved". If they are all just playing "characters", then I want to see Ma Ma Monkey have to repeat for his boff.

kellybundy
02-01-2012, 07:26 PM
Gary is an asshole...plain and simple.

He actually use to be one of, if not my favorite person on the show at KROCK. After the move to Sirius he became a pompous, know it all, shit flinging, wind bag.

Yes, can't wait for his reality check in a few years.

GRATEFUL DEAD
02-01-2012, 07:43 PM
Loved when Jackie used to rip him and Blobin apart.............

SouthernListen
02-01-2012, 08:38 PM
It's funny what a bigger paycheck does to some people. They can be pretty cool and humble, then their income goes up and they instantly become douche bags. Because in their minds their paycheck validates they're somehow better than others. I know someone like that. He got a big promotion and suddenly he was condescending as hell and acted like earning more made him expert on everything. Even shit that had nothing to do with his job.

Today he's been unemployed for 6 years, failed in a business, burned through money he got in a worker's comp settlement, had to sell his McMansion, and all the money he had is in land he bought just before the RE crash he can't sell. I assume bankruptcy is coming soon.

Gary lucked out and was producer for the Howard Stern show rather than some anonymous zoo crew. But in his mind $900,000/year says he's super talented and capable, even though he does the same job as when he made $30,000.

YokoOhNo
02-02-2012, 04:25 AM
This. Don't tell me that the show has "evolved". If they are all just playing "characters", then I want to see Ma Ma Monkey have to repeat for his boff.Fafafucky's wife put a halt to the repeating. First it was his mom calling howies mom top lay off then his wife calling howie to make him stop having monkey boy having top repeat after him. Fucking thing sucks

Howard Stork
02-02-2012, 04:32 AM
Yet he may be the ugliest animal on planet earth.


http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvzvnzkpYd1qazwpgo1_400.jpg

HowieHasBeen
02-02-2012, 05:28 AM
Whoa! Gary's mom and wife called Howie to have him lay off the repeating after me? Or what?, he was going to quit? I'd love to hear Howie tell that story.

What a douchbag. I hope I'm around to see his house of cards come crashing down.

Yeahnolisten
02-02-2012, 07:01 AM
I think when they referred to him as one of the "personalities" of the show(which was just another way for Buchwald to suck more money away from Sirius) is when he turned into super asshole. Fred too - another guy who believes his own hype.

Wesmantooth
02-02-2012, 07:10 AM
http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/166797-5/Gorilla_drags_ohshi.gif

TriumphVodka
02-02-2012, 08:05 AM
http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/166797-5/Gorilla_drags_ohshi.gif

c'mon bro...let's escape!

reno
02-02-2012, 08:25 AM
Don't be to hard on the silverback. He gets very tired playing Sporkle and solitaire and it's very hard to sleep on an office chair.

Yea Right
02-02-2012, 08:41 AM
Gary is an asshole...plain and simple.

He actually use to be one of, if not my favorite person on the show at KROCK. After the move to Sirius he became a pompous, know it all, shit flinging, wind bag.

Yep..

I thihk what pushed him wayyy over the I am an asshole ledge was the wrap up show.

RH Goatcabin
02-02-2012, 08:52 AM
Flo-high taking a beating up in here. At least he bagged a hot wife...didn't he?

Wesmantooth
02-02-2012, 09:33 AM
Flo-high taking a beating up in here. At least he bagged a hot wife...didn't he?

no not hot. but he did well for an ugly monkey I guess.

Popeye Saavedra
02-02-2012, 09:39 AM
It's funny how the staff of the HSS think they are all successful and talented when in reality Howard likes to surround himself with losers so he can feel better about himself. Just try to imagine any of these fuckers making it on their own. What the hell would Flaflaflunky be doing now if he never crossed paths with Howard?

Big Biscuit
02-02-2012, 09:48 AM
Hopefully, he doesn't have FU money yet, because I am looking forward in seeing how Gary's does post-Howard. I think it's ironic that the show has less viewership, is less impactful and barely registers on the pop culture landscape (except for a day or two when some desperate celebrity like David Arquette spills their guts), yet all the regulars carry this air of superiority.